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She found your wife very attractive. She knew every woman at a lesbian wedding wonders, “what would it be like to …” and also how to successfully approach a supposedly-straight married woman. Now, when you have sex with her, your wife
Would you like to know what your hubby said when I told him that sooner or later I was going to fuck you?.
thegoddamazon: manif3stlove: leplastiquedick: When the tip goes in Girluhhhhhhhhhhhh that is the best fucking part I didn’t think there would ever be an accurate GIF to describe this. But here it is. Every. Single. Time
Just Saying.
Oh the things I would do to this boy!
iguanamouth: onwardtorakichi: kil9: fullmetal alchemist au where ed binds al’s soul to a fursuit I love this primarily because it would require that Hohenheim collected fursuits in his basement
spitfem:just want to be fucked really roughly by one dom while another gives me kisses the whole time and tells me how good i am and that they’ll be taking care of me since i’m too dumb to do it myself
Would people recommend stranger things as a nice chill thing to watch? I’ve been feeling mega fragile recently and need a new show to curl up on the sofa and eat pot noodle while watchin it
phoenixcollective: reblog if you would be fine sharing a restroom with a transgender person
— Just A Mad Man — PERMANENT HIATUS
In response to that Pearl troll postcan you just imagine how she would react to internet trolls, she would be that type who takes it so seriously and to heart that she would write the longest and most formal response in existance. Like you just see
pretzelscavenger: vondell-swain: i marked this broken fan so i could set it in the hallway and one of us would remember to throw it away tomorrow but i immediately got really sad because it makes it look like it absolutely hates itself ill be honest
dogsarenicerthanpeople: magicalmagnusbane: Ahhhh I’m taking no chances here A FEW YEARS BACK THE MAYOR OF MY TOWN CANCELED HALLOWEEN BECAUSE OF THE HURRICANE THAT HAD PASSED A COUPLE OF WEEKS BEFORE. IT WAS HORRIBLE AND I WOULD NEVER WISH THAT ON
Just a reminder, I can’t answer anons privately, anonymous messages can only be published (responded to publicly). If you want me to respond privately you’ll need to message me off anon
annie-leonhardts-ass:Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online?Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence. I would never have been this happy.
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just-shower-thoughts: It will really freak Marty McFly out when he arrives and everyone is expecting him, dressed up like him, and having parties in his honor.
just-shower-thoughts:If “Ice Cold Water” was really ice cold it would just be ice.
chlorokin: So, what is up with these shoulder muscles? These just appeared after I go my new job back in October. I guess pushing carts and hauling heavy groceries is enough to get a tiny bit ripped 😅
would really dig some cuddles right now.
this guy literally would not shut the fuck up the entire match oh my god
just-shower-thoughts:When people think “Mad Scientist,” what they really imagine is “Mad Engineer.” A mad scientist would just rant about grant money.
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: keepmywhiskeyneat: wyvernchild: lavender-ice: please. That is the exact spot my parents found a stray kitten. Nice little addition to the family, but would have been a terrible addition to the pavement had she not been
just-shower-thoughts: If everyone drove exactly like me. I wonder how pissed I would get on my morning commute? I wouldn’t have to pass any slowpokes because we’d all be doing 90 down the Baltimore Washington Parkway
kimreesesdaughter: The last screenshot 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 Yes Phillip. As an aside, a large group of African Americans would pass this criteria with a couple generations to spare, more than many (maybe even most) traditional trump voters.
cafeballads: I would wear this to work, to church, to the dentist, to your hamster’s funeral, to the mall, to a Ashanti concert in a TGI Friday’s parking lot, to a job interview, to kill your hopes and dreams, to the library, to get my weave done,
godinthebrokenness: “I used to think that the Talib would come, and he would just kill me. But then I said, ‘If he comes, what would you do Malala?’ Then I would reply to myself, ‘Malala, just take a shoe and hit him.’ But then I said,
just-shower-thoughts:“Fifty shades of grey” is considered a romantic story only because the guy is a billionare. If he was living in a trailer or in a shack somewhere in the woods it would be an episode of “Criminal minds”.
just-shower-thoughts: In the Toy Story universe, since the toys are alive that would include the sex toys too…
just-shower-thoughts: Virginity is the one thing in the world where people actively seek someone with zero experience as if that would somehow make them more qualified for the task.
just-shower-thoughts: If you were able to turn invisible, you’d be blind while using your power because the light would pass right through your invisible retinas.
just-shower-thoughts: “Never Heard of Them” would make a great name for an indie rock band
I would eat Serena Williams’ ass
You would get your heartbroken less often if you realized that nothing is permanent
tears4queers: Don’t do it, don’t let your friends do it. Don’t let it happen to you, don’t let it happen to your friends. Don’t let it happen in your scene. Just don’t let it happen.
#so like #during jump there was this long guitar riff where everyone would run and hide off of the stage #and chris of course would stay up on stage just all badass#and then when amber would come out and sing #chris colfer would just fucking lie down
just-shower-thoughts: If the movie “Inside Out” cut out all of the scenes with emotions, it would just be a 10 minute movie of Riley’s mood swings.
I think my fatal flaw is believing I would be immune to tazers
bogleech: bogleech: Dang, if I’m still almost alone in detailed pokemon reviews should I start doing them as videos or would that be too youtuber bandwagon cringe Oh no I definitely mean videos in addition to the usual text reviews!
to trust, is coming to understand that things have not, could not, will not change. if they changed, they could not be trusted.If it/they didn’t change, they would not require trust.
mxcleod: friendly reminder that to send everyone to college for free it would only take raising taxes of the wealthy by 0.5%.
would it be funny to make a facebook event inviting people to fuck off?
just-shower-thoughts:Punching bags could make great hugging bags if we would just calm down for a second
okay but i’m probably going to be talking about vulnicura until forever lmao. i would have been so much worse if i were into björk as much when she released vespertine in 2001 but sadly i was only 5 years old lmao. but yeah, this is so iconic and I’m
It Would Be Nice
just flipped out and bought the t-shirt version of the furrllowship of the ring :DDDDDDDDD
just-shower-thoughts: Sending all the horny people to horny jail would just start one big orgy and make it worse
just-shower-thoughts: Wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would just be proud of me.
doafhat:Just remember to believe in yourself and don’t get shatt-
just-shower-thoughts: I’m going to have to create a spinoff show called “Dr. Whom”. He would just travel through time and correct people’s grammatical errors.
Snowing outside. No one would notice if I were to wear a gag if I pull the zipper all the way up..
It’s the kind of day I wish I could call home and have my lover start me a hot bath so we could sit and talk while I got my feet up a little. Just domestic caretaking you know??
Just An Inspired Fan
Just a shoutout to all of you who are interested in contributing to the Grand Theft Auto: Vale City AU (WHICH MAKES ME SO HAPPY BEYOND WORDS), I look at both the ‘gta vale city’ and 'gta vale city au’ tags religiously~
Im about to post a NSFW pirate AU art in about 5 minutes (just nudity) because I like how it came out so I’ll take it as #NSFW and #nudity so if you would not like to see it, those are the tags to blacklist!
tryingmomentarily: My idea of what would’ve happened in The Answer when Ruby tackled Sapphire ;) This is the big project I started yesterday and I love how it turned out!! This is just meant to be a fun little laugh, not a critique of the episode in
Okay so just letting you all know that YES I would LOVE to have links to the episodes when they come out and im totally going to watch themI shall share the link to the episode in a post to any of those who do want to watch itif the episode is far earlier
just imagining how it would look like if Karkat got taller than Kanaya growing up haha
My ex & would have so many threesomes, it was lit while it lasted fam
Special 21st B-day bundle saleSooo my 21st is coming up soon and I’m just thinking, if I were to do a bundle sale of photos, say 100 photos not seen before plus all the photos I take on Holiday during my birthday. Would anyone be up for that? If I charged
