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If she was my wife, I would be dying to know how many different guys she’s fucked. In particular what their favorite position was.Â
Oh my…I have died and gone to heaven…fuck me…I think I just found my new favorite picture of all time…look at all that cock juice sitting on her tongue…she has way more discipline then me…I would have already
oh my fucking god, i would just die
i-need-cock-daily: I could die one happy & horny cock slut if she would fuck my throat and sissy pussy with her Big Black Cock !!!
foodchewer: fucking hell True hell would be dying, going to hell and just falling towards that pizza and you think you’re gonna land and be able to eat pizza for eternity but you’re stuck watching it forever, falling endlessly.
God damn I would fuck her till I died…..
lilithserenada: nickiminay: lizzysmart: sridevi: jennamaroney: list of things she did: 1. that she really did! yes mami PLEASE WATCH Fucking kill his ass, what a hero, I hated putting up with this horse shit in fast food
sourcefieldmix: piratebay-premium: asgardreid: sourcefieldmix: anyone who wouldn’t become a cyborg is a fucking idiot Yeah say that after someone hacks into your balls Why would your balls be linked to WiFi? so i can connect to the internut
enecoo: enecoo: xcross15: enecoo: “We shouldn’t punch nazis” What a bloody joke But you can’t punch people if they aren’t breaking any laws. That would give grounds for a criminal case against you. We should just continue not caring
ameano: thegodofmischiefmanaged: merrycanary: distinctmemory: Holy shit. 10/10 would fuck every time this comes back on my dash i die a little inside with happiness punk-er pan THIS IS SO AMAZING
ly0nheart1: imaginarydorkemon: monkeysaysficus: iamthegreeneyedmonster: Literal worst human ever. Fucking hate Riley so much. Wish he would have died. Useless.
We live in a country where we would much rather die than go to school…
northernsnowgirl: Oh. My. Fucking. Gawd. I would literally die. 🐇
saintalia: i’d fucking die for magneto and i would also fight nick spencer to the death in a chili’s parking lot at 3 pm armed only with a butter knife
johnnyjoestarrelatable: greeno: callie fucking died the final splatfest was really to decide which squid sister would be in the next splatoon game FUCK OFF!…..dam nintendo/splatoon giving me another reason not to get this game…
working 60 something hours a week would kill most men.myself included I am fucking DYING.
sluttymcnastyloads: Reblog if you feel the same way. Yup! I would die happily! ;)
It’s really great when you realize that you’re literal fucking garbage and nobody actually likes you.
savarend replied to your post “v important questions to think about at 6:10 am: what would Armin…” “not gay as in happy, but queer as in fuck you” plz and he has a patch toward the front of his vest that says “I use he/his
linzdraws: I imagine Jean would actually be pretty pumped about the idea of grocery shopping because it’s one of those definite signposts of adulthood, like HECK YEAH I can shop for myself with my own money that I earned. But. he’s. really bad at
smallfragment: bearkolle: smallfragment: telling your kids that they can only ever trust family or that family is all they’ve got is the most toxic fucked up twisted manipulative shit and i would rather die than let myself believe that Who hurt you
lanternowl: I love being a healer. But I would not recommend giving me a mic in battle.
malfxoys: malfxoys: so today a public health official guy came into my class to give a lecture on disaster awareness and he was talking about house fires and mentioned that the reason people most likely die during a house fire is because they refuse
lissanaria: destinyrush: teealwayschillin: nevaehtyler: this is iconic This shit is so hilarious Dude: Do you wanna get married?Girl: Yes.Dude: …..I gotta….. I died lmao. That’s what they get for catcalling. Dumbass motherfuckers.
mugglesinspace: If wizards just had cellphones Sirius would never have to fucking die! Harry could have just shot him a text like “Yo Sirius, where u at?” “Just at home eatin some pasta” “K good cuz I had a rly weird dream that u were wit voldemort.”
sw087: the-absolute-funniest-posts: fuckpaul: in case of a fire we’re just gonna have to fucking die. The fire would probably be set because of the spider.
the-fantastic-bombastic-guru: iamthedeadpool: cwnerd12: oneinsecure-girl: I know I wasn’t there and don’t even live in America but that doesn’t matter. This little girl died today running the Boston marathon. She had so much to live for and
saviikdofron: residentoflowaa: YOU GET TO LEARN IN PERSON WHY YOU LOVED THE SERIES I WOULD FUCKING PUNCH THAT BUTTON Yeah, until I die.
cokelineforjesus:I don’t agree with 16&17 mainly bc I hate feet and that would be fucking hilarious.
captioned-vines: seansoo: touch me HARDER Girl: “When he died, I was so sad that I would never hear that voice again. His laugh.” Bunny: [deep laughter] Girl: “His funny little requests.” Bunny: [deep voice] “Touch me.” Girl: “His
tiaroar: cosmic-noir: clarknokent: 1lostking: The day i would’ve died Fuck IS THAT A LIP?! Queen ITS A LIP BRUH!!!!!!!
confidenceofcasmac: cupcake-kills: thegodofmischiefmanaged: merrycanary: distinctmemory: Holy shit. 10/10 would fuck every time this comes back on my dash i die a little inside with happiness Always reblog Punk-Rock Peter Pan. This is fantastic.
men-and-weed: Cliff Jensen is my obsession. I want to fuck him so bad! I would definitely die happy after one night with him.
If I died, no one would be sad.No! You know that’s not true, don’t you?
blacksteelgajeel: novel about a morally grey pirate captain who is cursed to die within 5 years for stealing some forbidden treasure, and only giving her heart to someone and expecting nothing back can break the curse but rather than go on some journey
notfromheredude: Never thought this would happen in my town but, in this video Phillip White died in the custody of the police in Vineland New Jersey after police beat him to the ground. The man was unconscious and in handcuffs when police let the K-9
queerpaccino: asfastaswecanrun: rudegyalchina: lookatasha: prettyboyshyflizzy: kittythecheshirecat: terrasigillata: theinturnetexplorer: Healthcare in the US This is a fucking crime datteba-yoyo it got better Jesus Christ I would rather die
onlyblackgirl: bluebitchbee: Im fucking sobbing, even pornhub is fighting for net neutrality Pornhub has advocated for more equality than most places tbh plus a lot of people would rather die than lose access to their porn, sadly.
as-fucked-as-this-place-got: Sad fact: Seymour was three in the year 2000 when Fry got blasted into the future. He lived until he was 15, which means he would have died in 2012. Tears. Uncontrollable tears
clarknokent: 1lostking: The day i would’ve died Fuck
I would just love to fuck her till I fucking died of exhaustion
Thank fuck for free WiFi at airports.
catastrophicsetback: seganandtara: can you guys seriously just watch this…I know I already posted it today but what the fuck she’s so perfect. If I saw her just singing in a subway I would probably die of happiness. I’m not a fan of Jessie J’s
cupcake-kills: thegodofmischiefmanaged: merrycanary: distinctmemory: Holy shit. 10/10 would fuck every time this comes back on my dash i die a little inside with happiness Always reblog Punk-Rock Peter Pan.
themonstersaysrawr: fuckyeahslytherinpride: WUT WUT WUT. seriously, these are fucking awesome.
girl4pay:remember when you were 16 and if you slept past 10 am adults would act like you had murdered someone or were dying
inneskeeper:cryptotheism:Yes light pollution is a real problem but I also want to bring up the fact that if you were outside at night in ancient Roman times you would just die. Like monsters (Boar, wolves) were real and they would just murder the fuck
tell your local equaracunt friends to fuck off and die
majestic-1: benjy-b: yivialo: Beyoncé performing “End Of Time” in the WATER (1) I WOULD’VE FUCKING DIED Id want the wanter to drench me tbh
sportslesbian: i Love My Friends So MUch i would Die For Them if they’d let me
weeping-angels-take-the-ponds: sosuperawesome: Fine Art Collection by PurpleFishBowl Shop! Oh my god I would die if I got the starry night one
biscuita: fabulousanima: rivalshipping: I would eat the fuck out of these. Fuck dying of too much genetic overcode in my system. HEY. HEY PERCY. LOOK. FUNGOS NO PÃO!!!!! Ò.Ó”“”“
eakiffh: imissthecityilove: drinkfrommybones: I would die for a body like this, I am just getting bigger and bigger makes me want to hide under my covers 24/7 why would a bird want no tits?? Oh hey, another stolen and cropped photo! Joy of joys!
I HAVE NO WILL TO LIVE I’m tired and have no reason to get up other than just what the fuck. I’m soooo tired it’s crazyyyyyyyyyyyyy. I feel crazy too.
sewsllim: sardonic-allures: damittromney: daewrythe: depthz: How uncomfortably humans deal with silence. I smell a fucking challenge someone take me to this room I could do approximately 6 seconds. i would love this. but i would still die..
deepthroatenthusiast: Welcome to Face Fuck Friday. This may not be the high speed throat fuck,but it is all the way and massive. Some girls would have died trying to be throated like that.
ecmajor: This is just more cute than i can fucking handle fuck i’m expiring from this cutes i’m dying fuuuck ;S While i’m here… this is one of the “best of” posts on my blog from 2013. And it’s one of my favourites