NSFW Tumblr : i would do this shit

search i would do this shit on PinDuck or ClipFuck or XXX search

more

tags

pin porn

submit your pics

highsocksornosocks: Just imagine you wake up in the morning and seeing this. How would you react?

bigboobiesbasement: Holy shit, the things I would do to this sexy chocolate beauty right there in the bathroom. How I would love fucking her deep and hard from behind right in front of that mirror so she can see all the things I’d be doing to her.

tyrranux:I swear half the time I wonder if American advertisment companies would be better off doing what Japanese advertisement companies are doing. I mean are you seeing this shit? Frieza doing a full on Mickael Jackson routine with his own goddamn

alwaysbewoke: blackgirlsrpretty2:vinebox: me this is what happens when you don’t teach your son boundaries and respect for women & girls The fuck are these kids doing?!! Shit! My son would get his ass best for doing this. And let’s be clear

nigga-chan: they put some some damn lemonade in a pickle bag see if some black ppl did this shit it would be so hoodrat but since they white its hip and trendy and innovative mayne nigga im so fukin upset do u know why because i actually like this shit

i-want-spankings:smoke-on-sundays what would be the consequences for me doing this to you? this is some shit i would do xD

squided: fluffmugger: 3D Street Art Roads I Do Not Want To Be Driving Down When Sleep Deprived imagine if you were high and were walking and saw this shit. That would scare the living shit out of me

I would valiantly do a front flip onto the back of this magnificent dog and then I would go FUCK SHIT UP!

kittenonherown: alice-is-wet: moaningmistress: cj-sewers: frosty-the-vegan: tribecalledself: Take note: Different forms of intimacy. I would feel so bad washing this off, holy shit :3 i wanna do this with bb Can I do this with someone? :3

blood-blossom: rwenn1985: what a dream i would be in xxx Shit I would love to do this

mookie-is-mindless-for-girls: aww thats some shit i would do lol! Me&my partner would so du this (love)

culljoydoodles: Do: Oh, do you think you can draw this character? Maybe eating their favorite food, if you want! Do: Have you ever drawn this ship before? It’d be nice to see in your style! Do: Heh, drawing this character with this inside joke would

jusjysio: feesyourdaddy: See this some shit I️ Be On ! Where my freak Nigga I️ can do this with ! Damn something i would do‼️

ladychai21: ybsvikinggirl: sensitive-boi: this shit looks great my nigga let my babygirl do this I’m giving her the world… BUT the real issue is that a lot of niggas would be afraid to be this vulnerable 😍 Awwwweee I wanna do this after one

samrgarrett: weloveshortvideos: Didn’t expect that. No you don’t understand okay my husband is in the Navy and he told me stories about doing shit like this. They would just make up their own shit, as long as they were yelling SOMETHING then they

thefujoshi: awesomephilia: awesomephilia: WHAT THE FUCK WHO WOULD DO THAT APPARENTLY SOMEONE ACTUALLY DID IT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK i’m not sure if i hate someone enough to do this to them oh my god OH MY GOD WHO COMES UP WITH SHIT LIKE THIS

beifongoutlaw: WHOA WHOA. HOLD UP. Whoever the fuck you are that is NOT right WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT!? Seriously people don’t hurt people for your own selfish reasons. You see this? THIS IS BULL SHIT. Don’t freaking do this

kendra-loves-bbc: the-dark-lord-nsfw: fanaticosdelpapo: La nena que enseña el papo cuando va en coche I would kill for my wife one day to want to do this of her own choosing not just because I want her to If your girl won’t do this kind of shit

bigboobiesbasement: Holy shit, the things I would do to this sexy chocolate beauty right there in the bathroom. How I would love fucking her deep and hard from behind right in front of that mirror so she can see all the things I’d be doing to her.

mechapuppy: worst-url-ever-of-all-time: FUCK PACIFIC RIM I WOULD DISMANTLE EVERY FUCKING JAEGER AND DISMEMBER EVERY FUCKING KAIJU WITH MY GODDAMN BARE HANDS IF THEY WOULD MAKE KELOID INTO A FUCKING MOVIE I STOPPED BREATHING I CAN’T DO THIS HOLY SHIT

This some shit my daughter would do

shao-fantastic: fonzworthcutlass: I’m convinced that phone companies put something in the software updates that fuck up the older model phones so you will buy the new one. they do Which is why I would not update to iOS 10 on my 6 and waited until

just-shower-thoughts: If having kids naturally was as hard as adopting, world population would plummet. If adopting was as easy as having kids naturally, the world would run out of orphans. Have this person ever, ya know, had kids naturally? The shit

milfa-224: pettypia: barelyfittingin: pettypia: Yea I’m doing this I wouldn’t even want to fuck my girl lmao this shit would just be mad funny to me because it’s unexpected so now I gotta take a picture so we can laugh about this shit That’s

perfectlyimp3rf3ct: msdeonb: deezcandiedyamztho: This is a game changer! I love black ppl! BRUH!!!! Levels to this shit tbh The longest part would be the beginning!! OMG I NEED SOMEBODY TO DO THIS

magelulu: precumming: thenextspiderman: nintendo could come out at e3 and take a shit on the stage and some of you would still try and say that it’s innovative that would actually be amazing please do this nintendo there’s no need for nintendo

scat-losangeles: brownporn: look at this pathetic fat cunt doing what she’s made for; being a pig Big girls shitting is a major fetish of mine. I would love for this plump beauty to do this in my mouth.

scat-losangeles: brownporn: look at this pathetic fat cunt doing what she’s made for; being a pig Big girls shitting is a major fetish of mine. I would love for this plump beauty to do this in my mouth.

wednesdayhoe: plumpprettypisces: thenoirsextherapist: perfectlyimp3rf3ct: Do this. This will have me shaking and crying Omg I would legit start crying lol I would die love this shit

To anyone sending death threats to Tumblr staff:

I don’t think I could ever do this to a guy. I would feel so bad about it. Especially thinking of him taking a shower. That shit would sting like a motherfucker

this makes me so fucking mad just looking at it bc this is the shit my cat would do

Hey assholes stop doing this shit. It maybe your kid that gets bullied one day. You wouldn’t like that would you. I was bullied. Till I punched his smug mug and out him on the floor of the gym.

ivthetruth: loserhoe: 30thchamber: nocanonhere: number1dreamgirl: WHAT!!!!! This sounds like one of those late night bumps that would come on adult swim back in the day This isn’t some shit anybody can just do, this is talent you gotta be born

hematight: snoozingcat: sometime I just think about how easy it would be to market superheroes toward little girls and I am filled with rage like do these people not realize how fucking easy this shit would be there’s the dazzler she’s like a popstar

daddybackwood: Born and raised in Chicago, Bless to make 21. I never thought I would be doing this shit but I love fucking, so why not? JUST WAIT ON MY NEW CONTENT.

jaiking: yabiiiiish: mrmccoolest: hylianears: notesonascandal: jaygotjokes: wine-ya-waist: -G Wowsers!!! Listen. If I could do this shit, I wouldn’t allow any of you lowly motherfuckers to even look me in the EYE. That’s how much I would

This darling here is my life<3 I don’t know what I would do without her. She deals with my shit everyday just like I deal with hers. She never complains that I talk too much(which I talk a lot). She brought out a girl in me that I didn’t

magelulu: precumming: thenextspiderman: nintendo could come out at e3 and take a shit on the stage and some of you would still try and say that it’s innovative that would actually be amazing please do this nintendo there’s no need for nintendo

nigga-chan: they put some some damn lemonade in a pickle bag see if some black ppl did this shit it would be so hoodrat but since they white its hip and trendy and innovative mayne nigga im so fukin upset do u know why because i actually like this shit

brenthc: gottogethigher: i would love to do this shit yoooooo

did-you-kno: onlylolgifs: The Avengers Pancakes When your kids look at you like you’re really lame, feel free to blame Dr. Dan the Pancake Man. Holy shit. My daddy would do this hard core.

faceyourshut: bootythug: the only Christmas post that matters my dad would do some shit like this

reaching-4-zion:I hate to do this, I would love for this shit to last So I’ll take pictures of my rear end so you won’t forget my ass And all’s well that ends ok So I’ll end this shit wit a “fuck you, but have a nice day.”

shockyhorror: Day 16 - If they would do a remake, who would you cast in certain parts? (Based on this post) Yes yes yes i would watch the shit out of this

Shoutout to all immigrants (my grandparents, parents & millions other foreigners) who left their homeland for a better future. Doing hard work and this 365 days, 24/7. doing the shit work that usually no one would do. One of the things that makes

thatjeepgirl-crissey: It’s been a very long since I did this shit. Everything about it makes me cringe and im sure would make my instructor shoot me. But hey, at least I can still do it Miss doing this😊

coonami: trixietang: youngharlemnigga: thecherrywinehouse: thebootyscholar: see why is there shit like this on my dash? smh :( WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? Things I Would Do If I Had A Dick bruh the fuck is this shit? why you out here

pretnoirnwa: kyssthis16: midnight-sun-rising: long-lost-me: dapenguinninja: bel0ve: LMAO this is a new level of introvertness I should do this I would love to do this. The levels of this shit…. WOOOOOOOW Ok but this is a good idea

squided: fluffmugger: 3D Street Art Roads I Do Not Want To Be Driving Down When Sleep Deprived imagine if you were high and were walking and saw this shit. That would scare the living shit out of me

magicalgirlsgonewild: if you have a friend who leaves an abusive relationship whether it was romantic or platonic and you keep in contact with their abuser youre not their friend like holy shit why would you do that to them

thebuddhistescort: bustnuttington: i never realized how fucked up myself, as a young girl, being with significantly older men was until I reached the age those men were at and saw girls/boys in that younger age range and to me all i saw were children

reaching-4-zion:I hate to do this, I would love for this shit to last So I’ll take pictures of my rear end so you won’t forget my ass And all’s well that ends ok So I’ll end this shit wit a “fuck you, but have a nice day.”

aang-banged: Like on some real shit, if Pokemon were real I would do this all the time.

gottogethigher: i would love to do this shit

we-are-the-influence: let’s be real..only white people would do some shit like this

manderville: betty—boop: I would do this because I cannot stand when I sit behind people in class with long ass hair and they decide to flick it back repeatedly in my face. That shit is so annoying

sin-city-sights: It’s so much nicer when you don’t have to do this shit, but there are people who would rather steal your shots and post them as their own.

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss. …they are no longer friends. I would do some shit like this haha

1 2 »