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just-shower-thoughts: Kids these days will never know the thrill of picking up a ringing payphone and answering, “County morgue, you stab ‘em we slab ‘em.”
klargreeves: The ‘LOKI‘ TV series will reportedly follow Tom Hiddleston‘s Loki appearing during certain moments in human history as a unlikely influencer on historical events. Romans: ceasar is such a dick Loki: stab him idk Romans: you know what
antivana-archive-deactivated201: ↛ The one who will lead Mordor’s armies in war, the one they say no living man can kill. THE WITCH KING OF ANGMAR. You’ve met him before, he stabbed Frodo at Weathertop. He is the Lord of the Názgul, THE GREATEST
totally-stab-caesar: jennytrout: jennytrout: magdalenarivera: #it is also the ‘i have a live laugh love decoration somewhere in my house’#’i have a child named caedyn’ #Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should
aesterea: “I think we ought to read only the kind of books that wound or stab us. If the book we’re reading doesn’t wake us up with a blow to the head, what are we reading for? So that it will make us happy, as you write? Good Lord, we would be
mentalflossr: Japanese Egg Mascot Gudetama Gets Its Own Themed Cafe (and Weird Dessert) When you stab the mouth or rear end of your Gudetama pastry with a chopstick, it will vomit or defecate accordingly.
metallics: I wonder what song will get released this year that goes viral and becomes so annoying you want to stab a couch whenever you hear it
theraggedyconsultingdetective: alexvlahos: I’m just going to stab myself in the face before next episodeI think stabbing myself in the face will be less painful than actually watching it. It doesn’t even matter what show you’re talking about
dracoflarex: captain-of-the-anime-corps: papa-levi: captain-of-the-anime-corps: I’ve watched anime for so long I’ve forgotten getting stabbed actually does a lot of damage Or that getting the shit beat out of you will make it fairly difficult
fandomsandanythingelse:theresebelivett: imransuleiman: #ooof yes i would get stabbed in the thigh for you without hesitation but will i answer to your text? probably not (x)
mentalflossr:Japanese Egg Mascot Gudetama Gets Its Own Themed Cafe (and Weird Dessert) When you stab the mouth or rear end of your Gudetama pastry with a chopstick, it will vomit or defecate accordingly.
if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon
iwishihadafather: kenanthompsonbitch: iwishihadafather: im gonna make a tv show and it’s gonna be like punk’d but it’ll be called stab’d and it’ll be me stabbing people and going “YOU’VE BEEN STABBED!” and everyone will laugh and it’ll
whatwouldfezwear: the-sarcastic-robot: if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon Better yet, make like one of my favorite short stories and murder them with big frozen
bsd-bibliophile: “I think we ought to read only the kind of books that wound or stab us. If the book we’re reading doesn’t wake us up with a blow to the head, what are we reading for? So that it will make us happy, as you write? Good Lord, we would
no-rx:Kafka says, in a letter, “I think we should only read books that wound or stab us. If the book we’re reading doesn’t wake us up like a blow to the head, what are we reading for? So that it will make us happy, as you write? Good
judacris: Your Little Pony will never threaten to stab you, though it is capable of speech. If Your Little Pony does speak, please disregard its advice.
fandomsandanythingelse: theresebelivett: imransuleiman: #ooof yes i would get stabbed in the thigh for you without hesitation but will i answer to your text? probably not (x)
brolininthetardis: funjolras: brolininthetardis: i will never forgive caesar for burning down the library of alexandria i don’t care what you say #we should totally just stab caesar literally my only hope for this post was for someone to add that
stabs: I hate how a couple of exam papers depend where you will be placed for the next few years
coarsely: I wonder what song will get released this year that goes viral and becomes so annoying you want to stab a couch whenever you hear it
the-sarcastic-robot: if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon Better yet, make like one of my favorite short stories and murder them with big frozen leg of lamb and then
boypxl: javaddvevo: If you’re under 5’7 you’re weak and your species will die out soon im going to stab ur ankles tbh
Ready to be Clowned at all times
kittylovesboo: im—really—weird: katorade27: if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon you are the future
purplebuddhaproject: ““A good friend will always stab you in the front.”” — Oscar Wilde (via purplebuddhaquotes)
and the seeds you’ve planted in the pit of my stomach still sicken me and haunt my nights. my weak-willed weedkillers, drinks and drugs and endless dark, seem to stab only the parts of me you haven’t touched. pluck these vines, these burning flowers
cuteys: i swear to god rlyhigh stop fucking changing the source or i will literally stab you
Do you think you can stab us in the back and get away with it? I will fucking destroy you
sircwrigargall: The Dreaming - Alone (official video) If you are a Stabbing Westward fan you will like this!!!
fhawne-deactivated20221006:don’t ever mention the term ‘open relationship’ around me i will immediately stab you
