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Holy shit do not ever hide the wasabi ball in the salad!! 911 in the palate; thank you to the Einstein who assembled this chirashi. I will never have a sinus infection again.

buzz-kill: This is the money Nami. It happens only once every 5000 years. Reblog in the next 20 seconds or you will never have money again.

big-cocks-only: Lots More @ Big-Cocks-Only: This fortunate young teen will never have to be embarrassed if this towel drops… even at semi hard he’s swinging an easy 12 inches.…

quizzical-frisson: stormofgenius: (via sugarspun) I really dislike that the only dining hall that has Nutella is on the campus that I will never have classes on :( If there’s one thing I miss about home, it’s the “Will this

temporaryimagestash: I will never understand this place. This has to be one of the most beautiful women I have ever posted and all she gets is 10 hits?I’ve got 5000 followers on 500 posts and I still can’t buy a clue here.

keysoulhatsunemod: thank you for some many like on this post: http://keysoulhatsunemod.tumblr.com/post/93280394303/why-keysoul-followijg-those-blogs i been working hard on my art (which will never change levels) and i have hard time drawing other and

fandoms-are-my-one-true-love: All my favorite Harry Potter bad lip reading gifs I have collected

racheldashae: Print Giveaway! So I have been wanting to do a video for a print giveaway for a while now! I will be giving away a print and a few other goodies when I hit 4300 followers. You only have to reblog this video though to enter the giveaway!

freakydeakysunshine: mikastarks: cargorabbit: japanese-avatard: lukej428: Short people, whenever you may feel frustrated or sad about being short, look at this picture and remember you will never have to experience the annoying tall person shower

askaenderhuman: reckoneroftimes: scarfarms: princeofcardgames: I will never not reblog this, because it just gives me so many feels. This… Is how ever artist is - whether we draw, write or even roleplay… Our characters speak to us, they let

mixedsiren: nathansummers: mixedsiren: momentsforeverfaded: May as well just give up on life because I will never have a body as good as this You’re gorgeous! And your body is perfect^^ So much unf. It’s out of control. ^^ forever swoon

lukej428: Short people, whenever you may feel frustrated or sad about being short, look at this picture and remember you will never have to experience the annoying tall person shower squat since 95% of showers are designed for people under 5”5, and

big-cocks-only: Lots More @ Big-Cocks-Only: This fortunate young teen will never have to be embarrassed if this towel drops… even at semi hard he’s swinging an easy 12 inches.…

gemmashockley:You will never have to test my devotion to you. I am yours as you are mine, forever in this embrace.© Gemma Shockley

2spooky-on-broadway: aslytherinsuperwholockian: the-whooligans: ugh-perf-lyfe: pretending-that-im-cool: thethingiam: ifangirllunalovegood: Don’t worry, Rock. Paper’s just giving you a hug. And now I have a headcanon, where Paper and Rock are

naughtysoutherngirl1980: firm-grip-on-the-neck: I will….but once you’re here you will never want to leave Ohhh…I already know…and miss this…so much…

servicemarriedmen: You’ll never have this problem with me, because you can cum in my mouth and I will always swallow! NEVER waste the juice of life:)

manisking: femininebeauty: Most stupid cunts will never have the luck to be truly mouthfucked like tied up meatbags the way this bitch was. Marred by Frankfurt school Marxist claptrap, they will be born, live, and die as neurotic, unfulfilled nobodies.

ksuriuri: ksuriuri: ksuriuri: This is coming your way…. sooner or later :’D Imma be selling those….and other gems…..next one is prolly gonna be Rose, Lapis or Pearl, but there’s also a chance I’ll never finish this one (she IS gonna have

velocesmells: This is actually pretty old but I never uploaded it… it’s a redraw of the first ever piece I drew for Life is strange, which will always have a special place in my heart

lady-khiaani: tresbellemichelle: blametheleather: everybody has that one kink that they will never ever admit to liking and will secretly read every fic ever written about it but will vehemently deny it if you ever mention it #keep your friends close

tabberwammer: blastpete: I will never not reblog this I would have murked them in Final Jeopardy!!

We knew this fucking day would fucking come... but still it hurts so fucking much. No fucking words can explain the fucking pain I'm feeling rn. My fucking heart will never be fucking ready for this.

drkshdwbnch: bidoof:I have De-Chadified Dwayne Johnson. He is now involuntarily celibate. He will never have sex again. i think this might be fake

sirenja-and-the-stag:I didn’t call you because I didn’t want to. I don’t think I’d be all that useful to you, Jack. I never think about it anymore. I don’t believe I could do it now.

ialreadyreadthatfanfic: This glorious post (X) begged for a fitting tribute. Also, I will never let this meme die, even if occasionally I will have to dig out its rotting corpse from the grave where it rests.

sixfootdeep:Itachi and a crow, because crows.Probably the last Itachi pic I’ll ever do so I’m gonna dedicate this to Miri who is one of the kindest, most chill people I have ever met and who will never see this but she is the reason I ended up falling

worldofwellness: Not my picture but I had to share. I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE HEARD THIS SINCE HAVING MY DAUGHTER. IT INFURIATES ME. STOP PUTTING IT INTO GIRLS’ HEADS THAT “IF THEYRE MEAN TO YOU THEY LIKE YOU” BULLSHIT. NO

outburstsoftheordinary: theotheristhedoctor: dunkstein: dunkstein: I will be 70 years old and I still will never have gotten over the time the Mythbusters used a rocket powered steel wall to - and I use this word as literally as possible - vaporize

Seventh figure is… Pearl! I already have this one but you can never have too many Pearls!

berriest: “this is my…jam,” i whisper with wide eyes, protectively clutching the jar of jam to my chest. “this is my jam.” they will never have my jam.

lovelylikepie: maxolines: burn-down-the-world: This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do. I’M STILL LAUGHING. I will never not reblog this. Best. President. Ever.

the-millennium-girl: the-millennium-girl: plot too good i have to remind myself that anime will never reach this level of plot delevopment I need to watch this thing

afrocentric-divination: onininini: pokumii: Unmute this. I will never tire reblogging this. If you are having a horrbile day, please. Look at this..

comforthawk: coyohti: Well this is horrifying.

sissies-obey-real-men: wish2share: Watching your wife submit to his cock drove you wild with jealousy but your leaking cock told another story Do you see the respect this woman has for this man? She will never have that respect for you.

inherplace: I’m sure she put the money from this into a diverse portfolio of both low-risk and high-return investments, ensuring that she’s well on her way to financial stability and putting all of this behind her. Soon, she will never have to think

outburstsoftheordinary: theotheristhedoctor: dunkstein: dunkstein: I will be 70 years old and I still will never have gotten over the time the Mythbusters used a rocket powered steel wall to - and I use this word as literally as possible - vaporize

yakovlev-vad: And since then Celestia eats only water) Luna have to hope that Celly will never know this is her work, otherwise trip to the moon will be the best what can happen with her^^

ayellowbirds:outburstsoftheordinary: theotheristhedoctor: dunkstein: dunkstein: I will be 70 years old and I still will never have gotten over the time the Mythbusters used a rocket powered steel wall to - and I use this word as literally as possible

outburstsoftheordinary: theotheristhedoctor: dunkstein: dunkstein: I will be 70 years old and I still will never have gotten over the time the Mythbusters used a rocket powered steel wall to - and I use this word as literally as possible - vaporize

whitefagforsuperiorblacks: In the new Black Republic, white faggot slaves will replace urinals in all public places, so scenes of wasted Superior Nectar like this will never have to be repeated.

cummbunny: I have this gif saved which will never have a purpose other than to show how hot she is

frankiebuscemi: frankiebuscemi: you have been blessed by the christmas chan like and reblog and you will prosper from the blessings of the great jackie i will never regret this post because it makes me so happy to see jackie this happy

jaythenerdkid: I have lost count of how many times I have reblogged this I don’t care

okay but i’m probably going to be talking about vulnicura until forever lmao. i would have been so much worse if i were into björk as much when she released vespertine in 2001 but sadly i was only 5 years old lmao. but yeah, this is so iconic and I’m

May 16 2014 two years ago on this date I retired by 2000cc set after 8 years. After dealing with complication for the last two years am so happy this process is almost over. I will never have to go thru this part ever again as it was the inevitable. And

frankiebuscemi: frankiebuscemi: you have been blessed by the christmas chan like and reblog and you will prosper from the blessings of the great jackie i will never regret this post because it makes me so happy to see jackie this happy

existentialhedonist: xxlastking: do this while you on top of him kissing him .. swear you’ll have control ma Shh, don’t tell everyone that or I will never have a fighting chance at control in the bedroom again hah

tomato-man-deactivated20180119: She read about people she could never be, on adventures she would never have. this will be me one day. buy 1,000 new books while still trying to finish the same one cuz I read so slow

yourunlikelyhero: hamburgerjack: Oh god this dog is having the time of their LIFE. If only I were still this enthused about water… I will never be this happy about water

yummytomatoes: I will never finish this but I just wanna let you know I totes don’t mind this pairing at all nope. not. one. bit. I’ve always loved this pairing as well, I love that we have more reason to ship it now too. /Stares forever

Adding on to the pile of Mafia AUs cause you can never have enough. The St. Petersburg crew will be one hell of a family. Also can’t forget Makkachin and Vicchan guard dogs.

sixfootdeep: Itachi and a crow, because crows. Probably the last Itachi pic I’ll ever do so I’m gonna dedicate this to Miri who is one of the kindest, most chill people I have ever met and who will never see this but she is the reason I ended up

outburstsoftheordinary: theotheristhedoctor: dunkstein: dunkstein: I will be 70 years old and I still will never have gotten over the time the Mythbusters used a rocket powered steel wall to - and I use this word as literally as possible - vaporize

danealeanda: I Will Never have True Love. Can I have this 😭

insanity-and-vanity: marcgiela: honestly students with mental disorders such as depression anxiety etc that go to school should get more recognition and support, most people have no idea of what it is to have to pick yourself up every morning and attend

tonitheblonde:“Mistress Toni is not interested in playing games. Your egotistical ways of treatment women like toy’s has come to an end. I have every intention of breaking you. You will never have sex with a beautiful woman in this lifetime!”

tonitheblonde: “This action was necessary to get your attention. I have the authority to make decisions on your behalf. Your sole purpose is to serve as my slave. I will never have sex with you. As for my chastity device, and collar..I have decided

thats it kaishaku has emotionally drained me chikane and himeko will always have shit thrown at them their lives will never be peaceful there is always cONFLICT SOUMA WILL ALMOST ALWAYS BEEN USELESS I GET IT AND THEN SO MUCH FANSERVICE IT IS ACTUALLY

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