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icamesohard: She caught me jacking off one morning. My wife was at the store. She said that she would never cheat with me. But she’d literally just been dreaming about my cum in her mouth, and she had just rubbed herself off in the shower thinking
straightcuriousbuds:swordsondisplay: This sexy as shit Canadian. I think I met this Canadian in Las Vegas in a spa. It was one of the hottest (literally) experiences of my life and I had forgotten about it until now.
I saw Ghostbusters when I was about four, still young enough to take things adults said literally, especially if they did it in Murray-style deadpan. So I grew up thinking that men born without dicks was totally normal. It made learning about transsexuali
lynchbrothers: I’m going to make more post about this movie unfortunately but before that If you didn’t already think the Nagini storyline was vile enough before seeing the film, pls know that she literally doesn’t do anything the whole movie and
sanfransokyostreets: guiltyhipster: i-cant-think-of-any-cool-urls: Don’t lie one of the best things in this damn film was how Fred’s butler literally couldn’t give less of a fuck about anything Tied up? Run around by a girl in a super suit? Whatever.
barbieofcolour: artglow: i literally completely forgot about this until like now but around 2 years ago? i think i twisted my ankle getting out of this high up car and i complained abt it on tumblr n i got multiple anons asking abt it but it was.. the
naughtynnicegirl: Sooooo I was taking my shower and shaving my pussy while I was thinking of my almost 22K followers and the pix I was about to take for all of you. This is literally how wet I got just thinking of you… 😘 Show me some ‘like’,
mrdegradation: Okay, so I’ve been seeing a lot of talk about nazi’s and shit crop up after Wolfenstein 2 was announced (I think it was Wolfenstein 2), like really? I hear people are defending Nazi’s but I literally have never seen any one do that
hardisonparker replied to your post “hardisonparker replied to your post “hardisonparker replied to your…” im crying because this is literally exactly what i was thinking about I’m gonna cry goshhhh
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hmionegrangr:hmionegrangr:I texted my ex when I was drunk the other night but this isn’t one of those stories where I bitterly sent him an “I hate you” or an “I want you back” text, I LITERALLY TEXTED HIM TRIVIA ABOUT MCGONAGALL???YOU THINK
joolabee: i’ve heard a lot of stories about writers that i love but i think my favorite one is that the dragon age writers called the game world “thedas” because it was originally short for “the dragon age setting” and then they just didn’t
yeffyaboyuice: dave-vriska: this was my favourite joke in the entire show The miner or his fucking tattoos This is literally what I used to think of when I saw things about not allowing minors to do stuff. I used to literally feel bad for them because
azcouplemb520: azcouplemb520: Brianne will not stop teasing me, I’m literally leaking so much pre cum! So she sends these! Gotta love her right😎 M. As soon as he told me he was thinking about me, u know I had to send him these so that he wouldn’t
slipstreamborne: I saw Zootopia last night and as I drove home all I could think about was how the hell the police investigated crime that took place in habitats designed for smaller animals. Like their smallest recruit literally towers over the citizens
imsixthree: alisahaiba: pikaniuu: WHY CANT I STOP lAUGHING HAHAHAHAHAHA I was thinking about this damn vine at the beach and i ALMSOT sharted in the water I have laughed at this for literally 5 minutes straight
kyssthis16: artepen: jacob tremblay is adorable and probably an extremely talented actor, i say that because i haven’t watched room yet, and i’m happy for his success but it really burns when i think about how quvenzhané wallis was literally bullied
youngblackandvegan: alivesoul: Gama Droiville I can’t shake this kid so I’m going to post about him. This is Gama Droiville Gama is literally a choir boy On April 14, 2014, Gama was shot twice in Brooklyn. The alleged gunman has been caught. I think
killpriscila: andrewbreitel: “its them they’re here” the starbucks employees scream. outside a line of white girls with their new iPhones awaiting their first instagram literally all i could think about reading this post was this
theothersarahjane: I think my favorite thing about Zuko is that at one point his life was literally a coffee shop AU
objectionoverruled: so i think my favorite thing about the ace attorney anime is that you can literally see phoenix fall in love with miles??like first he was scared and bewildered but then you look down and see him smile oh my gosh hE’S SO HAPPY
bengalimonsterr: 2014 was literally a joke. I feel like it only lasted for about 3 minutes. I dont remember shit. I still think its 2012.
Listening to sleep in the park by Solange, reminiscing about the time I literally slept in a park because I was at some chicks house…doing what you’d think I was doing…but then her significant other came over unexpectedly and I had to jet, at like
tag-redfield: smearedblack: blaziqueen: I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 10 MINUTES NOW WHY This always, ALWAYS cheers me up. I was literally JUST thinking about this, and HERE IT IS ON MY DASH
elegantly-tasteless: Do you ever think about the fact that the Black Panther Party was literally created to help Black people like FED children like walked old ladies home and provided medical services to people who wouldn’t get served in hospitals
nohomolarry: today I went on a date with this guy I really like and we ended up like 69ing in his car and literally I’d never really done it before so the whole time I was like thinking “oh I read about this in Larry smut I got this” and he loved
clintscoffeepot: justjill: snooziep: Clint Barton S.H.I.E.L.D. recruitment manager He brings all the kids to the yard okay but if you think about the fact that Clint literally had nothing, grew up with nothing, and SHIELD was his only chance to turn
mcavoy: snorlaxatives: snorlaxatives: someone pointed out that tom hiddleston as loki looks like tommy wiseau from the room and i literally could not stop thinking about it every time he was on screen in thor: ragnarok sdhsdfjsdhfds
officialgrandpa: officialgrandpa: officialgrandpa: literally Cannot stop thinking about how my dmv employed aunt texted me last year ‘did the renewal driving test for a very nice man today you’ll never guess who :)’ and the picture attached was
officialgrandpa: literally Cannot stop thinking about how my dmv employed aunt texted me last year ‘did the renewal driving test for a very nice man today you’ll never guess who :)’ and the picture attached was just her and keanu fucking reeves
a-zebra-was-here: holy fuck i just finished la la land and jesus i couldnt stop thinking about victor and yuri as sebastian and mia like i literally ran to my room to scribble this out im so sorry for lack of quality but yknow
kristyskrushers: i was thinking something about how like literally every woman i have ever met, i feel like, has said something about how one of their flaws is “holding grudges” and i wonder how much of it means “i refuse to play nice with someone
lenarise:im never gonna stop thinking about the time i was standing in line for a hayley kiyoko concert in orlando and this guy walked by and said “damn, so many pretty girls in this line and no young men? maybe i should join you girls” and literally
louieisdead:I was literally just thinking about how perfect she is
unorganicc: i was literally just thinking about this picture and now here it is, wow. its a christmas miracle
petah-l: I was driving home when I saw this pink and purple sky; I pulled over to literally stare at it and think about how fucking cool the world is
thatsubiegirl: fahrlight: thephrygiancap:daddysspace:fearless-ace:woofaroonie:I want a relationship like Andy and AprilGoalsBut don’t forget Goals GOT THIS.. Lmao I literally was thinking about this post because I’m rewatching parks and rec rn
daddysboy223: His touch and his commanding deep voice had me under his control. It literally felt like he had put a spell on me and all I could think about was how I could serve him for his pleasure.
gourmetgh0ul: imsixthree: alisahaiba: pikaniuu: WHY CANT I STOP lAUGHING HAHAHAHAHAHA I was thinking about this damn vine at the beach and i ALMSOT sharted in the water I have laughed at this for literally 5 minutes straight @ette-lette
smalltown-hole:thinking about how last week I was riding my bf and when he got close to cumming, he grabbed my ass and literally lifted me up n down his cock at the pace he wanted till he came 🥴
icecreamsandwichcomics: Don’t think I won’t. Full Image - Twitter - Bonus ok at first I was doubtful cuz there was nothing about doing the dishes BUT YES hi I am the only one in my house who does dishesor one person will do them but literally only