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whistlefrog: Daily Bust 79 - Polt I automatically liked this side character, but thought she was a werewolf, so I was kinda ambivalent. Then she said she was a kobold, and I was like… that’s new, I love her. She looks like she wants a fight.
ironwingsstudio: My Survey Corps Wufei that I commissioned from thcrsthry ^_^ yay.
honestly i didn’t like it ;u; i didn’t like that it was practically just the plain black with decals on them haha and it wasnt even centered properly so yeaheven the special SM 2ds that japan and europe is getting was cuter than it, and i already
unicornfan: i think a more interesting question than “when did you ‘join’ the internet” is “what was the first username you ever used”my very first ever username (that i remember) was HunterKiller75 cause i thought starcraft was the coolest
aresnakesreal: like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog.
thecorruptedquietone: funnygamememes: Am I the only one who never knew this?!? #I THIUOGHT HE WAS JUST TELLING ME I WAS DOING A GOOD JOB *sticks out thumb* hrm…… uhhh
rheadeniserose: onlyblackgirl: I’m wet. @onlyblackgirl all I saw at first was your caption, and I was like… Why, then it loaded, and I was like
karatekuchen: fizzy-dog: fizzy-dog: i once was so angry that my dad didn’t buy me a soda that i told the police about it let me elaborate i was like 4 and it was summer, and i walked up to a policeman on the street and tugged on his uniform to catch
mermaid613: tardis-to-terabithia: mememaster: I almost thought it was real Shit. I thought the bird was real and then i read the comment and was like “that is one dumb ass bird. that stuff isn’t even real.” then i realized that the bird was
the-polyhedron:How many people’s most beloved childhood stuffed animals are actually teddy bears, like I feel like that’s a thing someone made up. Reblog this and put what your longest owned and/or favorite stuffed animal as a child was in the tags,
Today I drew the nape of a figure’s back and accidentally made it look like the drawings on the chalk board during that flashback to the 104th in class. My cooperating teacher proceeded to point at it, explaining how executioners had to hit that
mpregicorn: UGH ok so let me tell you guys why that snk filler was actually kind of shit for all the people that read the manga remember how it really happened? and then this is how it really happened eren actually gets some development and is
duplexide:I recently learned that one of Europe’s top parks “Alton Towers” apparently has this fucked up flesh ride that looks like those Atlantian levels in Tomb Raider. Not only that but it has it’s own themed hotel room…?This is so fucking
chessys: no homo but that moment u step into a patch of sunlight and ur body had forgotten what it was like to feel warm.. im in love
tardis-to-terabithia: mememaster: I almost thought it was real Shit. I thought the bird was real and then i read the comment and was like “that is one dumb ass bird. that stuff isn’t even real.” then i realized that the bird was fake too. this
I was outside with one of my dogs and I was standing by the garage (which has this sort of lattice eave thing above it) and this huge spider suddenly drops down on a thread like two inches from my face and it scared the hell out of me because I do not
kilifish replied to your post: My favorite part of that extended prom… THAT WAS MY FAVE TOO i mean everything aside… just… chillin garnet. n shes gotta lay on the long part or she wont fit. it was cute tho Yea, its supercute. And, like,
dance-like-a-tree: WHAT IF STEVEN CAME INTO THE ROOM HALLOWEEN DAY WITH LIKE FAKE BLOOD ALL OVER HIM AND ONE OF THOSE FAKE AXES IN HIS BACK OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND HE’S LIKE “GUYS LOOK” AND PEARL LOOKS OVER AND JUST HAS A FRICKIN HEART ATTACK
dance like a tree replied to your post: “Watermelon Steven” was really cute (e… I think it was like a light ball or something that Pearl shot oh, maybe. I was also thinking it might’ve been something like a charge shot from
when I was in middle/high school sometimes people would randomly try to befriend me, like if I was alone or something, and be really overbearing and fake and just…off. And its not like I wasn’t receptive of friendship, I’m just not a social
My brother was telling me that his girlfriend was asking him questions about SU and I was like “oh, what got her interested in SU” And he was like “she’s on tumblr a lot and sees a lot of posts about it” And so I can’t
I was out and I saw this guy with one of those masks that’s like the bottom half of a face and it looked like it was of some kid and I was like “what?” but then he turned so I could see the whole thing and it was Chucky and it turns
whatshehassaid: dean-is-a-badass: sassyandpunk: have you ever met someone who likes the same stuff as you but they’re not obsessed enough and then they get weirded out by your obsessiveness yes
And there was like, One time where I actually didn’t feel that way and it was after I went out of my way to see you because I WANTED TO AND WAS DISAPPOINTED THAT I COULDN’T ORIGINALLY HANG OUT WITH YOU, and was fighting the aforementioned
this was the most unaware bastion i’ve ever played with omg there was a widowmaker behind but i couldn’t type bc i was getting shot at but like how could they have not heard that there was no one else around
uncensoredpleasure: Confession:The top kind of looks like the guy on my bf’s team that turns him on so much. I wish this was what his tryout was like, that stud pounding every ass and liking my boyfriend’s so much he kept fucking him until he bred
3-2-1queer: When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
so I dyed my hair rainbowish/unicorn (purple, pink, blue, teal) over the weekend and one of my co-workers told me “it looks nice. if anyone can pull off a look like that it’s you!” but like what does that even mean lol does she think
africans: one time i was watching jeopardy and the category was “Popes” and the guy was like “I’ll take 1600 Popes” and i was like THATS TOO MANY POPES TOO MANY POPES
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: 3-2-1queer: When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god” YOU PROCRASTINATED
“Big O” was one of those shows I really liked that I was a little too old for. Some of my friends went “Dragonball Z”, but I was classier. Mucho classier.
bingtoolbar: tardis-to-terabithia: mememaster: I almost thought it was real Shit. I thought the bird was real and then i read the comment and was like “that is one dumb ass bird. that stuff isn’t even real.” then i realized that the bird was
3-2-1queer: When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god” When I was in fifth grade someone told me
so the other day I did two things for the first time ever!!! I a) had sex on my period and b) had someone see me not shaven at all which sounds pretty gross put together like that lol but I always dreaded it and we both really wanted to have sex so darfin
cnvvj replied to your post: THAT WAS NOT COOL AT ALL As someone who is a GM, that would probably send me into an anxiety attack if my players just left like that lmao… tbh even if the game was CHECKERS /I’D/ have an anxiety attack if my friends
hinoneko:I don’t mean to get all “90s kid” on everyone, but it just occurred to me that there are now a sizable number of people on the internet who don’t remember what it was like when Pokemon was everywhere. Like, obviously Pokemon is still
freedemonhugs: relatablepicturesofbabyjesus: godsgifttotheyaois: headcanon that peridots mission isnt real and she was sent by yellow diamond to earth because she was so annoying you mean like exactly like that
invisible-goats: nostalgicfun:Shoutout at the knockoff movies that I grew up with. Like. In my teenage years I couldn’t figure out WHY everyone would be like “AnAsTaSiA iS bEtTeR tHaN aNy DiSneY pRinCeSs.” And I was like ? that movie was SO bad.
Can we all appreciate the fact that Jacques Schnee literally basically demanded that Weiss sing a concert and she was like “K.” And then proceeded to sing her fucking life out in a ballade that was basically screaming “FUCK YOU DAD, YOU DONT OWN
i had a dream so dumB last night i just got up and was like “no”
almea: 50% of my Raven feelings are just “Raven, why?” Because after we found out her semblance was to always come back to certain people, it was like, oh Raven’s so shitty for never coming back to Yang. But now it’s like, Raven did come back
