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xutjja: Defeated By ChocolateIn this clip I attempt to eat two huge chocolate bars with hazelnuts and raisins in them but the chocolate proves to be too sinfully rich for me. It was so good that I ate till I felt like I was about to pop! I manged

xutjja: Defeated By ChocolateIn this clip I attempt to eat two huge chocolate bars with hazelnuts and raisins in them but the chocolate proves to be too sinfully rich for me. It was so good that I ate till I felt like I was about to pop! I manged

Had to draw my soft girl who I just want to be happy and like herself. Koe no Katachi is great af but it gets really real the moment it opens and I wish I did a little research about the plot before deciding to watch it because it was a lot of “…oh

T was the hot cheerleader at our school. I would honestly daydream about her in the halls when I’d see her, of the things I wanted to do to her, even while she was dating her ex. I’d be lying if this wasn’t, and still isn’t one of those deranged

So I was thinking…I want to post a picture of myself on here…but at the same time I really want to keep my anonymity…but at the same time I want to be able to do this for you guys kind of as a little thank you for being so great and all…like…I

sashalovesbimbos: Jenny was confused. It was supposed to be a text book for college but it was more like some weird, girly, magazine. Fashion, makeup, guys; Jenny didn’t care about any of those things. What was all of it doing in the book?First she

An essay I'd like feedback on. It was supposed to be about something I believe in (It was for school, but I'm curious to know what others think)

This one was a lucky find. This poster of the Hoze Houndz shows Squirt about to fall off a building. So, what does he grab? Steamer’s pants! looks like his heart-print undies are about to be exposed to the town.

tbh while it super disappointed me I do kinda respect the Final Fantasy 7 Remake for being, like, the absolute best and most fun gaming experience I’ve had in a long time for like 99% of it only to full on punch me in the gut while my guard was down

bvbyblues: jimmy really out here like “we are ONLY getting married for legal reasons. there is NOTHING else to it. am i deeply in love with her?? sure but that’s irrelevant. do i want to spend the rest of my life with her?? i mean yeah but that’s

doitbro:“So before we start,” He spoke in a deep masculine voice, “you should know that you won’t be able to finish.”It felt like I was about to piss my pants, “Ummm, uhhh…” Was my only response as I squeezed my crotch in order to prevent

last night.. So I went to go see The Dark knight rises and it was good. I preferred the one before but this one was awesome too. The theater was SO empty though like only a couple of people were there(one happened to be a junior from my school who of

Cute Drunk wetting scenarios/ideas I was drinking at a friends house and thought of these… I don’t think people think about cute drunk wetting enough ✌🏻💛Imagine a Charcter is out, at a bar, with friends/coworkers and asked their SO/friend

saturnine-powerbomb:hexpress: aupamplemousse: Most days I’m ambivalent about being gay, but sometimes it’s a relief not to be a straight boy ™ Shut up, this rules, you corny bookworm motherfucker. me n my friends are homos and we’re like

komlin: do you ever get that EXCITEMENT to write like actual giddy in your seat excitement but then you open up a word doc and it’s kind of like ??? ???????/ what was i excited about

please-let-me-pee:I’m a little shy about being heard in the toilet while I pee, mostly when I know it’s gonna sound a lot. So I tell you, the other time I was bursting to pee, like my bladder was hard and I went to the public toilet, but there was

pretentioussongtitle:nitewrighter:I was about to make a post about like… how my family has this lemon tree out front, and one of the funniest things about having a lemon tree is occasionally I’ll be out in front doing whatever and I’ll see someone

I read the first chapter of a yaoi yesterday that was REALLY FUCKING GREAT. This student has a crush on his teacher, who he catches changing by accident, thus discovering the teacher’s ~secret~. What’s the secret that the teacher is SUPER

vivianrose-my-road-to-3500cc:pumpmeupandmakemeplastic-deacti:awesometittyuniverse:felicity-futa:saline-salon:Want mine pumped like that! 😍💕She looked like she was about to pop as it was!Goals!Showed hers to my surgeon to be sure that I get mine

drakesquad: tuggywuggy: drakesquad: i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

Why are they switching the focus to Renee so late in the game? The show used to be about the white she-devil, aka Jourdan, but now Renee was like the main character. The editing on this cycle is a mess.

dragondicks: Sometimes I miss old LJ drama. It wasn’t like internet drama nowadays, which tends to be, like, all about sending rape threats to women or stalking minors. LJ drama was this wild bullshit. Like there was this one guy who played secondlife

captainlitebrite: i would like to warn people who are about to read today’s hyperbole and a half update that she was not exaggerating at all it’s a very difficult read and while it is a brilliant and emotive depiction of depression it may be triggering

I was going through mitch’s jjba stuff and I was like “now why is m so distressed about santana?” but now that I finished part two, I’m also really distressed about santana. how did this weird pillar men family structure work?

graceybird: Often I see posts about people being excited that because the Gems can shapeshift it means they choose to look the way they do. And I thought so too and that it was totally cool. But I remember in an article where Rebecca talked about why

ah, this episode was about Gems’ physical forms, like I was thinking it was going to be. It also ended up being an Amethyst-centric episode, which is great!man, it went by so fast I’m going to need to rewatch it to process it better. So a Gems’

@catfolie replied to your post “Honestly, our pearl being moonstones pearl is quit reasonable! I need…”Wasn’t she just pretending like it was important to test Steven, though?naw, I don’t think so. I mean, yes it was a test, but Pearl

the most baffling thing to me is when I make a very simple observational post like “this thing was really cute” and then someone responds with, like, extreme seething rage. Where do people get the energy to be so needlessly bitter about the most

livelovecaliforniadreams: The pranks are coming back, guys. Well, everybody was very excited for this storyline. The writers spoke about how for a while they really liked this storyline where Jim was having to be more ambitious. He was having to be

thebigblackwolfe: shavostars: I think about pokemon in non-battle situations a lot. Like pokemon who have been trained/raised to be helpers and assistants than to be battle partners. Pokemon visiting hospitals to cheer patients up like dogs and cats

silvercistern: so apparently some people feel like it’s annoying when someone engages with a lot of stuff from the same person, like going through their ship tag and liking all the content there. hearing about this, i was immediately paranoid about

hajimeiwazumi: iwaoi wedding headcanons bc i’ve been watching too much say yes to the dress?? since iwaizumi and oikawa are both going to be pro volleyball players, their wedding will be like a national event where everyone wants to be invited but

lovelylarayyy:six9oddess:“i’m 4’9 bitch but i still take the SAUSAGE”The last girl had me dying she sounded like she was about to lose her lungs 😂😂 Ohmygod 😂😂😂😂they look too young to be talking about sausage but damn

kaylapocalypse: down-sizing: markruffalwhoa: My favorite thing about Victor Hugo is that the Notre Dame Cathedral was a huge eyesore on the verge of collapsing and was planned to be demolished but Victor Hugo was like “hey :( I like that building”

malfxoys: malfxoys: so today a public health official guy came into my class to give a lecture on disaster awareness and he was talking about house fires and mentioned that the reason people most likely die during a house fire is because they refuse

hacksign: not to be dramatic but if i was ever in a silent hill type situation i would just kill myself like i’m not about to be running around with my blood pressure up high as shit runnin the risk to be killed brutally by some nurse tutting with

shinoboobs: bukakkemonogatari: One time Kaz tricked me into being nice to him, because I was holding a door for some people and I was being all childish and quickly slammed the door and ran away as he was about to pass through. So then he was all like

imqueerandangry: i hate this fucking myth that going through a trauma makes you a better human being???? like i told a friend about how i was abused as kid and she was like ‘well yeah but didnt that make you be a kinder person?’ like no???? it fucked

kaylapocalypse: down-sizing: markruffalwhoa: My favorite thing about Victor Hugo is that the Notre Dame Cathedral was a huge eyesore on the verge of collapsing and was planned to be demolished but Victor Hugo was like “hey :( I like that building”

foxxxynegrodamus: I wear this outfit far too often because I feel like this is what I was born to look like/wear and I can’t imagine being in anything else - the end. (also I keep getting asked about the tube top arm band combo and it will be up on

I would like to make it known that I am completely and utterly in love with this boy and I could never ask for a better, more understanding and more caring boyfriend. Anytime we have problems, we work it out, and we adjust to change and be better people

down-sizing: markruffalwhoa: My favorite thing about Victor Hugo is that the Notre Dame Cathedral was a huge eyesore on the verge of collapsing and was planned to be demolished but Victor Hugo was like “hey :( I like that building” and wrote The

kaylapocalypse: down-sizing: markruffalwhoa: My favorite thing about Victor Hugo is that the Notre Dame Cathedral was a huge eyesore on the verge of collapsing and was planned to be demolished but Victor Hugo was like “hey :( I like that building”

roswell-greyson:What really fucks me up about a 40 hour work week and I’ve tried to explain to people over and over is that like of you do the math you have maybe 3 hours every day to just like. Rest and be with your family. And that’s kind of it

pretentioussongtitle:nitewrighter:I was about to make a post about like… how my family has this lemon tree out front, and one of the funniest things about having a lemon tree is occasionally I’ll be out in front doing whatever and I’ll see someone

ivyaura: i was just sitting on the bed minding my own business and darrell had to be like “babe you’re doing the thing with your butt that cats do when youre about to pounce” like who the fuck is he to judge me

bondageforthebigman: maturemenintrouble: After being drugged and kidnapped, this mature fat man, in his late 60′s, was hung from his ankles like a pig about to be slaughtered. The difference here is the tight suit he was put in. As he was struggling,

lesbilicious: Her next client was a married woman who liked her husband to watch and take photographs. Angie didn’t mind, it made her feel like a porn star about to be ravished. She enjoyed being ravished

moncheles: “He really cared about other people, and he was the first to reach out and to put his arm around people. I think we both have pretty soft hearts. That’s something I can strive to be anyway, everyday, is to be like Cory.” - Adam Anders

L M F A O so my brother is driving me and my friend back from the protest we went to and Muh calls him and I expected they’d be going out to smoke hookah and my brother was like “so you want me to drop you guys off?" and I was like

earthalitt scottmotherfuckinmccall like I was borderline about to call up this dude that treated me awful just to see if he’d be down

nympho-whore: nw - Hehe, I kept doing this to Sir when he was about to go out and he said I was evil, but I just like being able to see his cock through his jeans :)

Bendhur when sister xyz came to Me and confessed that she had impure thoughts…that too about Me….I had no choice but to chastise her…..if she was going to think like a strumpet, she was to be punished like one….I lifted her

So anyway, imagine being the *exact* type of guy a post was aimed at, but somehow remaining blissfully unaware of that fact… @averagesocalguy (Don’t make those comments from my reblog, because I’m notified about them, and then I’m going to laugh

unendingtragedy: “To be honest, a year ago… we were only speculating, hoping, praying about what this was going to sound like. What it would FEEL like. Remember the Alternative Press cover story we did? The one where we acted so confident about how

thebossmonsters: I don’t reblog Naruto… Like ever. Very curious how this even ended up on the dash but GOD DAMN SHE WAS GOING TO PUNCH A HOLE IN HER HEAD LIKE HO SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT HER BRUTE FUCKING STRENGTH LIKE, GURL WTF YOU SUPPOSE TO BE A HEALER,

k so i watched the vocaloid “daughter of evil” series as suggested by anon and yeah thats some sad stuff right there (rly good songs/story tho) so ME BEING ME i was like “wait luka must have a part to this series” so i went to

MIKU APP UPDATE: she juST ASKED ME “what should i give to Luka?” and one of the options was “tuna” and then she was like “exactly what i was thinking!" miku was……………….that

femdomvignettes: Ness hated the way the older women talked about her like she wasn’t there, like she wasn’t even a person. Hated how they would tug on her leash. Force her to comply. She shouldn’t even be here, she was meant to be graduating from

Nothing like a good ol’ sad film to just completely crush you

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