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“It’s okay, baby, Mommy’s just gone through a few changes so she can have the nerve to tell you something. How about you get in the bath next to me like you used to when you were little so long ago. Mommy wants to tell you a story, but you have
(f)ound the toy i used to play with in high school while drunk at home for thanksgiving
happygirlemilyp: This is what my cunt looks like now! Daddy used to call it my pussy but he says it’s a cunt now !! What do you guys think of my cunt ?! I think it shows what you are - a slut. Nice sag to it. Looks really used. Guys into tight pussy
u used 2 call me on ur cellfone
tomhazeldine: My father and I used to tussle about me becoming an actor. He’s from strong, Presbyterian Scottish working-class stock, and he used to sit me down and say, ‘You know, 99 percent of actors are out of work. You’ve been educated, so
Alright, so I’m gonna give you a tip, one breeder to another. With your semen production cranked up to 11, you’re gonna need to bust a nut way more than you’re used to. Sometimes you can just jack off any old place, but that gets old real fast.
The woman next door used to be some hotshot government breeder’s trophy wife, but he left a few years back. She’s happy to be rid of him, except for one little thing: years of slurping on hormone-filled breeder cum left her with a serious addiction
i have like a headcanon adding on my ‘Jasper is a carrier gem’ thought - gem egg hell thing - that she’s incapable or finds it difficult/uncomfortable to arouse a dick like her partners lapis and peridot and usually prefers to go without or use
A guy i use to have a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge crush on use to make this exact face, my crush also looked like Derrick, a lot. Just felt like sharing
I spend some time and effort using a program to turn my chickenscratch handwriting into a usable font. I was SO fucking proud of it.I showed it to someone, and they said “It looks exactly like Comic Sans.”example
tunaprincess: tunaprincess: lol guilting artists u call friends to try to make them make u art is shitty pass it on this is probably y a lot of artists seem very distant btw and honestly its a bunch of similar stories so maybe instead of trying to
anyway apparently tumblr is deleting nsfw blogs so I guess I’m finally forced to use twitter more, here’s the link if anyone’s interested, I used to dump SOME shit there from all of my art blogs but need to do that more often
fuuei said: haha no i think it’s good to discuss differing veiwpoints without that intent. i don’t think their age is any excuse, frankly. 15 is more than old enough to recognize something as basic as that. four hours later, a simple “we’ll
Anavar or Oxandrolone is one of the most popular cutting cycle drugs in the bodybuilding world. It’s generally used to lose weight and body fat quickly and safely. Categorized as a Schedule III (non-narcotic) managed material under the Anabolic Steroids
I used to be crazy into anal play & did it frequently but I haven’t rlly done much in like a year or two & wow it’s hard to get back into. Like I pick up a big plug I used to fit thinking it’ll be easy BUT NO????? MY POOR BUM
I’m getting so mad, for some reason all the dating apps I try and use won’t let me use them?? They say there’s a problem logging in but it’s a bug. STOP COCK BLOCKING ME INTERNET
Yoooo so diaper Holding challenge tonight! Ok soo all day today I plan to drink a lotttt but ANYTIME I have the urge to pee I’m gonna go pee right away!!I’m gonna get my bladder use to going right away so when I feel the urge to pee my bladder’s
chinchilla-fabrication-unit: while mum lived with us, we never used the dish washer. she hated it coz it was noisy and she believed it was wasteful now I dont know about all that, but now that she’s gone it clicked with me today that hey, I can go ahead
aiffe: chaoticrice: creatingmyowndreams: rekit: rekit: The best deodorant you will ever use Seriously. ¼ teaspoon in each pit and you can sweat your ass off, totally stink-free for like 2 full days. It’s a natural anti-bacterial so those
Rejection sucksIt’s been like what, 2 months since Leon finally Used His Words to turn me down (communication with this boy can be….something else)And I had been talking with a friend back when I (woefully) thought he was receptive, and was
spinejackel: I recently found my “gold” hammer after misplacing it. It’s my favorite tool ever because it looks like a regular hammer trying to be fancy, but then you twist both halves and unscrew it to find a flat-head screwdriver in the middle.
Me: Stop trying. He doesn’t want to be with you anymore. He doesn’t love you like he used to. He’ll keep using you until his soon to be wife moves in and they finally get married. Stop fucking trying. Other me: But I love him too much
since the process i used to draw this is a little cheaty, and i don’t really want to seem like i’m all ‘weh look how great i am lol’ about it, i wanted to make a little wip process thing for it. i put explanations for the steps
marauders4evr: Remember when Patrick’s occasional stupidity was used to create really clever and funny, albeit random, scenes? Remember when he wasn’t flanderized into being an idiot without any personality? Remember when Spongebob used to be funny?
huskyhowell: write in the tags what you used to do on the internet before tumblr
my mum just said she wants me to make her mother’s day card i’m 22! we have no glitter! i can’t draw dragons or cows!
#if only my hair were this luscious CAN WE GIVE YOU EXTENSIONS OR TRY TO SPEAK TO YOUR HAIR LIKE THEY USED TO SUGGEST WITH PLANTS TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE IT ABLE TO DO THIS? Because unf.
I’m always really nervous to reblog art of Hanji with breasts, because I can’t tell if the artist is misgendering them or they (like me) read them as faab and they are okay with not binding sometimes.
antivanprince: it is absolutely fucking unacceptable to tell queer and trans kids that they have to wait for it to get better. it is fucking unacceptable that we tell them that they have to accept being bullied and treated like less than fucking people
plushers: Hey, so, i’m all for this sudden trend of neurotypicals using fidgets and stim toys (mainly fidget cubes and spinners bit still), like its helping normalise them, thats great, but PLEASE be respectful with how you use them. What i mean is,
carol-danvers: I’d like to tell you it gets easier, but it doesn’t. If there’s a comfort, you get used to the pain if you let yourself.Wind River (2017), dir. Taylor Sheridan
kangaya: ppl dog on when amethyst was gonna use the bat on pearl but its like cmon now amethyst slugged the SHIT out of garnet and she didnt even flinch i doubt it wouldve been much more effective on pearl i mean shits not even magical or anything. a
showmethegreyspace replied to your post:showmethegreyspace replied to your post: dang,… I need to analyze Amethyst a bit more for stances, to be honest. Garnet is always a pillar and her stances are always extremely stable. Usually stops with
solar-citrus: I’ve received a lot of letters from artists asking to check out their artwork and their blog, and I’ve noticed that a lot of them openly write unhealthy amounts of negative comments about their artwork, it was super depressing, honestly.
Chrome used to have a bookmarking system that allowed you to show thumbnails on the links you bookmarked. And it was largely unnecessary for my needs but I found it extremely useful for looking for fusion suggestions since I’d bookmark gems by color
artemispanthar: I remember, like, way early on the whole post-apocalyptic setting of AT was kind of a background thing, not directly mentioned but you could see evidence of it in the backgrounds. I used to maintain a folder on photobucket cataloging
I miss living within walking distance of a movie theater. I used to go see movies in the mornings (when movie tickets are cheapest) all the time, and it was nice to be able to easily go in my down time rather than have to plan specifically to go see a
So last year I got one of those movie subs from AMC and just this past weekend I hit the 12 month mark on having it so I thought it’d be neat to look at my Year of Movies, so to speak. I saw 45 movies in 2018-2019! That’s not including the
wicked-ghoul: That non-binary feel when you’re trying to find gender neutral words to describe yourself. This was a lot funnier in my head tbh lol For my other Steven Universe comics, you can check out my #su comic tag ^^ Steven Universe © Rebecca
vex-verlain: “I have a beautiful and alluring partner.”Sherlock Holmes: “We solve mysteries and fight crime.”Harold Finch: “We solve mysteries and stop crimes before they start.”Sherlock Holmes: “We use deductive logic.”Harold Finch:
bobcatdump:ainawgsd:sigridkaffen:ohifonlyx33:unhinged-kitten:i’m “house phone” years old i’m “computer room” years oldI’m “floppy disks but they actually flopped” years oldI’m “used to have a rotary
athena-woodward: Well, not that you asked but in my opinion there are hordes of women out there who could use a little ‘obsession’ as you call it. What exactly is the point of your article? Worrying about appearance less makes you happier? It’s
africanaquarian: erikkillmongerdontpullout: Gina Rodriguez apparently cried about the mean Blacks to Sway and lied about her father being dark skin and said being called anti black was like saying she’s anti family because Blakc people are her family
Reblog If You Haver Ever Used One of These Or Just Know What It Is
When people use “USA”, “America”, or “United States” to describe all of North America I just
andioyu: andioyu: I NEVER USED TO THINK THE HALLWAY IN MY BUILDING IS SCARY AT NIGHT I DO NOW called the landlord about it and he said he’d come fix it and he was actually here yesterday but he didn’t fix it?? so i continue to live in a horror
danger: A Familiar Ruin. by David Uzochukwu“I used to feel lonely, and I used to think it was my fault.I tried to become the best me I could. Sometimes I broke, not feeling good enough while not knowing whom for.I still break at times, and I don’t
tweecore: darktwinteeko:Music using ONLY sounds from Windows XP and 98 o!!!!m!!!g!!!!
courage-counts: It’s probably quite easy to be ‘anti-medication’ if you’re privileged enough not to need medication to feel normal. Shaming people for taking medication just to get through their lives is pretty horrid.
virovac: Ooh, or it gets so big after you reccomended it to friends…only to handle topics related to your traumas so poorly that its a punch to the gut whenever you see the characters you used to love! And you feel isolated and out of touch as a result.
update on pole: we did actual inversions today and I felt bad about myself because my body isn’t use to pole after three weeks and I’m pretty sure I fucked up my finger
hi fellow sexworker friends or even just people who make videos, what do you use to edit your videos?? and also whats a good one for now thats free to use??? thank youuu
elouvator: why do guys think girls wear makeup for them do u honestly think i spent ฤ on a blush to make ur dick hard calm down
i have 3 anons who are amethyst birthstones and their opinions on it range from hated it before to love it now and hate it and still hate it, im sorry friends //pet pet
iPhones are legit only used for taking pictures of yourself in the mirror and sending overly-emotional texts to people you used to be in love with.
stay-strong-beautiful-girl: This is absolutely terrifying. Just look at it, it is so real and astonishing. You need to reblog this. I don’t care if you’re used to reblogging orange, teenage girls with vans on. I don’t care if you’re used to
quick af doodle dedicated to @bonpyro bc we have a new LIS ship now
an adam from yesterday.no referenced used, bc i was a lazy piece of shit and it was like almost midnight
Played sims. Used CC the whole time and then got bored.
erotic-nonfiction:This is such a random pet peeve but I hate when people use adjectives usually used to describe food to describe people/bodies? Ex. yummy, delicious, juicy etc. I have no idea why it even bothers me but it is so cringey to me??
