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“Oh you thought that was it, that it was going to stop just because you passed out?”Forced orgasms were all she’d written, all she’d requested. She’d come to wish that she’d added a stipulation for it to stop. Yet there would be
She gets so obsessed with these monsters that she tends to act like one herself. Hanji turned out to be my favorite among the three. My headcanon for Young!Hanji is that everyone was terrified of her and people thought she was insane (maybe a bit
momshouseofsluts: My Daughter’s First Lap Dance (part 1 of 2) When my daughter told me about her friend that got a lap dance at a strip club and how hot she thought that was, I knew it was time. That weekend I took her to a private club I frequent
mannakete: final-judgment: fandomstucknipplelicker: barack-o-llamas: hey neighbor iM LAUGHING SO HARD I THOUGHT THAT WAS A GIANT PICKLE my first thought was IT MAKES IT WORSE
etar1875merlin: perv-robot: Take one for the Cream Shit I thought that was a dildo no that was bbc fucking her hole up Damn, that pussy was super wet and gushy.
mrbluehat: She hadn’t really wanted to do this, but she figured that it was safer than just going all the way and letting him cum deep inside her. Earlier, he had asked if he could cum inside her when he was ready to finish, but she thought that was
NO WAY that’s stupid lol I thought that was real for a second I was just reading some serious tweets. Lol that’s stupid
ishouldgay:The best part of DA2, that was introduced in DA2, was the personality system and I widh they had brought it back for DAI instead of giving us two accents. The personality system had so much more replay value! I even thought it was better
Rejection sucksIt’s been like what, 2 months since Leon finally Used His Words to turn me down (communication with this boy can be….something else)And I had been talking with a friend back when I (woefully) thought he was receptive, and was
opheliacmuses: operativesurprise: bigbootsandscaryeyes: sammiwolfe: fleshcircus: thats the worst shit only because my mom basically always thought I was being a little bitch when I’d complain that it still hurts your eyes WAIT I THOUGHT IT MEANT
thedirtycupcake: thewomanfromitaly: getoutoftherecat: bat cat i really fucking thought that was batman cosplay for a second w h a t t h e f u c k I scrolled so fast I just thought it was a stupid batman cosplay too, but I scrolled up and died. XD!
lockdaisy: Sometimes I feel like the One Piece fandom forgets that Corazon legitimately thought he was worthless, even beyond his death I mean, in canon alone, he said the following two phrases: 1. “As the little brother, my sole purpose in life
The concert was very fun! Turns out I do know quite a few songs by the English Beat, I just never knew those were their songs. So that was a nice surprise. It went way later than we thought, though, (I only just got home) so I’m dead tired.
I like how Yellowtail’s boat had this giant obvious pole thing on it that was way taller than the car wash and yet they still thought it was going to fit
dance-like-a-tree: WHAT IF STEVEN CAME INTO THE ROOM HALLOWEEN DAY WITH LIKE FAKE BLOOD ALL OVER HIM AND ONE OF THOSE FAKE AXES IN HIS BACK OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND HE’S LIKE “GUYS LOOK” AND PEARL LOOKS OVER AND JUST HAS A FRICKIN HEART ATTACK
My little sister got some books from the book fair and one of them came with a little necklace that had a little purple jewel thing on it so she came up to me all exicited and said “look, it has a gem on it!” So I was like “yea, like
I was woken up because my grandma sent a mass text to the whole family that consisted of a really long poem she wrote about Jesus and then everyone started to have unrelated conversations on it so my text tone kept going off every 2 seconds until I was
Not sure why my neighbor thought 2am was the perfect time to start loudly smashing/scraping something outside but it is absolutely not the right time for that. Like, I was half asleep and then suddenly there’s loud, aggressive banging just outside
ohthatconnor: Amanda told me a while back she thought that maybe Pearl was becoming corrupt. I thought it was a neat idea, and a good opportunity for the viewers to watch the corruption process unfolding in tragic real time. However, I just found
I was watching Gotham a couple weeks ago and there was this episode with a pair of one-off characters that were named Doug and Patti (specifically with an i) and I still can’t tell if that was an intentional reference to the old Nick (and later
A lot of the reblogs on that post about gemsonas that I had added that answer by Rebecca from the AMA to have tags where people are saying stuff like “that makes me feel better!” or “oh cool, now I’m going to make a gemsona based on [gem used
Anyone remember the PSX game Ehrgeiz? ‘Cause that’s the first thing I thought of upon learning they were adding Cloud to Super Smash Bros
The best thing about the A Boy and His Blob remake is that it had a button that would make you (the boy) hug Blob (if he was close enough to you). That was the entire function of the button, it had no other purpose but to hug and the hugging didn’t
So, like, I really never thought to actually look at Pearl’s teapot in “Serious Steven” but there was a gifset on my dash earlier today and I realized that there’s a rose design on the teapot. Like, an abstract-ish design but to me they definitely
real talk though, when they first said “four week event” I misunderstood and thought that was 4 weeks of Stevenbombs and I was like “no that’s too much at once, I will die” but thankfully that’s not the case and its weekly as in once a week
I got Pearl for that Crystal Gem quiz, surprising no one, haha. I included the gif you can download ‘cause I thought it was really cute. You can take the quiz here: https://www.whichcrystalgemareyou.com
thedirtycupcake: thewomanfromitaly: getoutoftherecat: bat cat i really fucking thought that was batman cosplay for a second w h a t t h e f u c k I scrolled so fast I just thought it was a stupid batman cosplay too, but I scrolled up and died.
asieyonce: the-world-of-steven-universe: THANKS GOD, IAN FINALLY STOPPED THIS!! Ian dragged the SHIT out that blog lmaoooo
occasionallyomniscient: unocculting: eats this and then passes out because it absorbed my blood pressure medication I thought this was some bread from 7000 BC that archeologists just dug up
espikvlt: Even if I had no clue what Metroid was, or who Samus was, and just thought that was a cool shirt, why the fuck does that concern you so much in the first place?Like holy shit it’s a shirt??Is your nerd cred so threatened by women wearing
dragonsroar: well-shit-hanji: youkobandit: jeankiirschteiin: I’m going to cry I cant :l WAS THAT REALLY NECESSARY. WAS THAT REALLY. HOYL SHIT THIS IS SO WELL DONE
rinrinswife: my favorite part of rin teaching rei how to swim is how he didn’t tease him or anything like he could have when he was doing the backstroke and went crooked. instead, he only encouraged him, saying “you did it, rei!” and honestly that’s
blueexorcist:evaunit08: jakovu: dama3: tastefullyoffensive:Babylonian era problems. (photo via tbc34)old school hate mail Imagine how pissed you have to be to engrave a rock I thought that was ramen I thought this was a large unfrosted mini wheat
sub-mom-incest: When my son decided that he was going to fuck me in my ass I thought that was going to be the worst part, but waiting for him to come downstairs the next morning like usual, only to have him grab my ass and ask me how it was after last
thelovelybones124: Damn I never thought about it like that 😒 That’s was deep, Bryson 🙄
greatwhiteprivilege: i can’t stop laughing at the fact that i used to think i was straight me a heterosexual I laugh when I remember that I used to think I was a girl
Dave Abbruzzese once played a hour and forty five minute show and was immediately rushed to the hospital afterwards because he thought he was having a heart attack, he then found out that he’d been having a major panic attack the whole show. Dave
found this photo and accompanying newspaper article in a moving box.. it had been hanging in my parents’ hallway since 1995 so I always saw the picture and sometimes read the article.. it’s about my grandfather (who died before I was born) who was
prints: “I was surrounded by drug abuse. It was something that was always there. The editor, the photographer, everybody was smoking or shooting drugs, so it was natural for me. I just thought that was the way things worked. Did I shoot heroin?
slipperydigit: . “I only like-like girls.” I said. He said, “oh. okay.” and I thought that was the end of it.About a week later, I was at Brian’s and Mike called me into his room again. No one thought anything of it, Mike spent most of his
mssevennaughtysecrets: mannakete: final-judgment: fandomstucknipplelicker: barack-o-llamas: hey neighbor iM LAUGHING SO HARD I THOUGHT THAT WAS A GIANT PICKLE my first thought was IT MAKES IT WORSE Or better!
I didn’t think I deserved to live anymore after killing my mother…So…I tried to kill myself with my sword. I thought that was the right thing to do.That’s what I thought…But I couldn’t do it. No matter what…For some reason, I thought of
beachberry: “I was surrounded by drug abuse. It was something that was always there. The editor, the photographer, everybody was smoking or shooting drugs, so it was natural for me. I just thought that was the way things worked. Did I shoot heroin?
So, a lot of the Ask blogs in the SU fandom are doing this thing this week where all asks are answered in this Beach City Highschool AU which I thought was Hella Rad! So, I thought that I would draw as many as I can! Heres ask-half-of-square-mom‘s awesome
And just when I thought that Steven Universe can’t possibly top itself, they continue to push out things like this. ‘Mr.Greg’ is probably in my top 5 episodes, Pearl’s Ballad and the sequence that was with it was just utterly gorgeous
So yesterday white guy came out of nowhere sending me this meme saying “you when I asked you what we are”& that shit was so random that it pissed me off so all I said was “don’t disrespect me, I don’t think it’s funny” Obvi I get left
