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The alpha bimbo had slipped, and showed a sign of original thought. I should have known, she was one of the first that I turned back when I was sloppy. It was going to hurt, but I had to send her back to the beginning of training without even using her

thepureskin: Happy birthday, my friend! I looked back and it has been about a year since I first submitted an image to your lovely blog. I thought back to the images that you’ve selected to reblog from me and the one that I remember best was a photoset

callitafap: I thought to myself today, “Why is it that I have such an affinity for catgirls the way I do?” Then I remembered THIS FUCKING BOSS. Aisha Clanclan was one of the first, if not THE first, catgirl I ever crushed super hard on. Younger me

nymphoninjas: Hello Mr Ninja! I thought I’d submit an older photo of me that I came across recently. This was one of the first photos I had taken of myself after I reached my goal weight and lost over 40 lbs! One of my favorite photos. :) You look

firefly-flashes:He watched me from across the room all night. I worried at first that maybe my lipstick smeared or one of my stockings had a run. And then it made me feel powerful, because *he* was watching me. I waited. And waited. I almost thought

tricias-captions: When I first heard that people lick each others assholes, I thought it sounded totally gross. I couldn’t imagine let anyone that close to that part of me and I was kinda squicked by the idea of tasting someone else there. One time

thetomska: michaeltaylorfilms: TomSka is overly happy about his handful of wood! THIS IS MY STICK. THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE. Of course, me being me, my first thought was that, once dried out, that would make an excellent club.

You know you’re hopeless when you see a picture like this one and your first thought is “OMG! is that a VF in the background???”….….….Macross was part of my childhood, ok? T-T

LAPHROAIG!!! We got to try 3 cask strengths and keep one. I got to touch peat for the first time! I thought it would smell stronger on its own but you gotta burn it. Ate some whiskey cheese that was weird. Then I had a penicillin AT Laphraoig! And then

humanjeff: bogleech: big-ass-magnet: babyanimalgifs: This cute platypus (via) I fully understand why westerners thought the platypus was a hoax at first. I’m looking at a real live one moving around and it STILL looks fake. The one thing that

The night before her wedding, my daughter modeled for me the wedding lingerie that her husband thought he would be the only one to see.There was really no need to let him know I was her first for everything, now was there?

meatgod: sensualpegging: OK, I never even considered that this was possible. At first glance, I thought it was a pegging or shemale clip. I would love to see this with one more girl, wearing a strap-on of course, pegging him at the same time. I

callitafap: I thought to myself today, “Why is it that I have such an affinity for catgirls the way I do?” Then I remembered THIS FUCKING BOSS. Aisha Clanclan was one of the first, if not THE first, catgirl I ever crushed super hard on. Younger me

shaylogic: One of my first thoughts when I woke up this morning was that–out of EVERYONE in the MCU–James Buchanan Barnes has had the weirdest freaking perspective on the change the world went through in all the movies. Like he starts out as just

strawsandpaws: Remember When… Look at him! He was so adorable once upon a time. These were taken in the first month that we had him, and he’s grown up a lot since then. So I thought I’d share. Expect one of Sebby very soon!

inkplusplus: A moment of silence for all the deep, complex, multifaceted characters that have been reduced to one-dimensional tropes by the fandoms that claim to love them. The first person I thought of was Steve Rogers :/

aqua-cultured: botanyshitposts: JSTOR is the most bizarre organization to have temporary tattoos available at their booth which means of course i had to put one on my body #i thought this was real at first and i was like you know what? i respect that

callitafap: I thought to myself today, “Why is it that I do have such an affinity for catgirls as I do?” Then I remembered THIS FUCKING BOSS. Aisha Clanclan was one of the first, if not THE first, catgirl I ever crushed super hard on. Younger me

bywayofpain: jtl4 I thought this was you at first. I wish. Thats Antoine Vaillant. One day I’ll be that big tho 😈

normsheart: roxinarubber When I first rebolged these I thought Roxina was really ejaculating. On closer examination I have concluded that she’s got one of those ejaculating dildos strapped to her. I’d guess from her posting history that she’s

neelamanisampat: FAVORITE FRINGE EPISODES • ONE NIGHT IN OCTOBER “I’ve always thought there were people who leave an indelible mark on your soul. An imprint that can never be erased.” Oh man the first half of season 4 was all over the place,

kasukasukasumisty replied to your post: tumblr please stop refreshing my dash … it does that automatically? yea, I don’t know what’s going on. At first I thought I was accidentally hitting one of the side buttons on my mouse but

How can you sit there and eat pizza?Do references count as jokes? Because that’s what this is (to Silent Hill 2, for those unfamiliar with it). This was one of the first things I thought after watching the episode.

corruptedchangeling: Well I just got a cleffa through wonder trade named ‘yourself’. At first i thought it was gonna be some weird sassy thing, but then it said “Take good care of yourself!” And just. Wow. That was literally one of the nicest

shelgon: The first version of the third movie that screenplay writer Shudou Takeshi (首藤剛志) thought up was a very, very different movie from the one that ended up being produced. It involved a real world Tyrannosaurus Rex, the Rocket-Dan, and

dl-icious: This was in there as one of the first pictures i found of AB/DL and i realised that me liking to wear nappies wasn’t as weird as i thought. Love this picture, it’s perfect.

gluten-free-pussy: I’ve always wondered, what happens to those geniuses or indigo children who never actually find an outlet for their intelligence? What happens if your genius tapers off as you age and you’re just like everyone else (as in like

nonespark: alt-j: IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT FIRST I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS A NORMAL TORTILLA AND IM JUST THINKING “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IS THIS ONE OF THOSE USELESS FUXKING JOKES THAT DONT MAKE ANY DAMN SENSE YOU’RE FILLING A TORTILLA WITH FUCKING

nishanishy: mystiquemonique: mystiquemonique:The first thing I do when I think a boy is cute is look at their shoes, is that weird? Boys personality based on their shoes Damn, I thought I was the only one..

wildinbreeding: momlover-1981: The first time with mum was special That night opened the flood gates of mother and I’s love for one another. Our inhibitions removed, we discovered a passion and love for one another beyond what either of us thought

theasexualityblog: supervillainesses: You’re right anon, I do take pretty pictures. Did you know that when I first found out I was asexual, I STOPPED posting selfies, especially ones with me all dolled up? Why? Because I thought I’d get responses

daddys-little-one: Daddy and I had a “car date” tonight. That’s what we call it anyway… He said he wanted to treat me like a whore and fuck me and pay me and drop me back off at my dorm. I thought he was kidding at first, but then he bent me

corruptedchangeling: Well I just got a cleffa through wonder trade named ‘yourself’. At first i thought it was gonna be some weird sassy thing, but then it said “Take good care of yourself!” And just. Wow. That was literally one of the nicest

lucille–ball: “She told me she dreamt she had died. And she came back as a ghost on Hollywood Boulevard. She’s walking along as a ghost, and no one remembers her. When she died, that was the first thing I thought of, because you never saw such

fuckyeahtattoos: This was my first tattoo, it was done by Freddy of Ink Shop. Zero is more to me than just a cool movie character, Zero is the nickname that one of my teachers gave me and I just thought it was really clever. When I started thinking about

prettylillycd: Coffee, Tea or Me?With no new content this week I was going through some photos and ran across this one, not sure why I didn’t post it earlier. My first thought was that I looked like a stewardess with that pose and sort of retro style

daddys-little-one: Daddy and I had a “car date” tonight. That’s what we call it anyway… He said he wanted to treat me like a whore and fuck me and pay me and drop me back off at my dorm. I thought he was kidding at first, but then he bent me

swan2swan: sherlockedwithloki: mischiefmanagedin221b: please tell me i’m not the only one that went “butt-butt-butt-astronaut” at first no you’re not because i went “shit-shit-shit-poodle” I thought it was a poodle walking around and

lovingkakashi: This was one of the first things that i thought about

humanjeff: bogleech: big-ass-magnet: babyanimalgifs: This cute platypus (via) I fully understand why westerners thought the platypus was a hoax at first. I’m looking at a real live one moving around and it STILL looks fake. The one thing that

hauntedcreek:hauntedcreek:i had a nightmare a few weeks ago that earth was hit by a second extremely powerful carrington event and one of my first thoughts was “oh no how will i talk to my internet friends now”

humanjeff: bogleech: big-ass-magnet: babyanimalgifs: This cute platypus (via) I fully understand why westerners thought the platypus was a hoax at first. I’m looking at a real live one moving around and it STILL looks fake. The one thing that

alt-j: IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT FIRST I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS A NORMAL TORTILLA AND IM JUST THINKING “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IS THIS ONE OF THOSE USELESS FUXKING JOKES THAT DONT MAKE ANY DAMN SENSE YOU’RE FILLING A TORTILLA WITH FUCKING PENS WHAT

keiraelaine: jesus-jiu-jitsu: THIS IS SO CUTE! Jeez at first I thought he was the one trying to cross, and the sister was trying to sabotage and make him fall.. then I realized that in fact this IS the cutest gif I’ve seen. This might be the cutest

bogleech: big-ass-magnet: babyanimalgifs: This cute platypus (via) I fully understand why westerners thought the platypus was a hoax at first. I’m looking at a real live one moving around and it STILL looks fake. The one thing that could have

kingjaffejoffer: weloveshortvideos: Didnt see that one coming.. YOOOOOOOOOOOI thought it was taking a shit at first

sensualpegging: OK, I never even considered that this was possible. At first glance, I thought it was a pegging or shemale clip. I would love to see this with one more girl, wearing a strap-on of course, pegging him at the same time. I can barely

annie-douglas-at-40: stephaniesssecrets: Come on sis. just one more time before you marry him. This would be a wedding reception that might fun to attend… (Although, my first thought when I saw this picture was that it was a very very liberal high

femdomhotwifecuckoldinterracial: I remember the first time I took my husband’s ass with a strap-on. He thought it was just going to be a one or a two time thing. And that’s exactly what it became. Once or twice. A week.

Jared Tristan Padalecki Appreciation Post “When I first met Jared, I just thought he was a good-looking goofball, but once I got to know him more I realized he’s one of the smartest people I’ve ever met. I think that’s something others

southerncouple: the first time I suggested having a threesome, she said ‘only if we can have one with two guys for me’ - but of course, that’s only fair. I think she thought I was kidding http://kjfux.tumblr.com/

glenjamin-danzig: dnlhrn: milkybarofficial: Why does everything sound like a meme nowadays “#2015 was basically one big shitpost” when i first read this i only saw ‘john cena slams donald trump’ and thought it meant into concrete that would

gpadslovers: “When I first met Jared, I just thought he was a good-looking goofball, but once I got to know him more I realized he’s one of the smartest people I’ve ever met. I think that’s something others don’t necessarily see because he’s

silverlullabies: nonespark: iknowyouwantmymilkshakesboy: anrdew: OMG THAT’S SO SCARY I thought HE was going to be the one to hurt her IT’S A DAMN GOOD THING SHE DIDN’T FEEL COMFORTABLE STAYING THE FIRST NIGHT ALONE. OMFG MY HEART SKIPPED

drumcorpsdreamer: cutesader: thelastmellophone: In case you hadn’t seen the wonder that is the tunnel uniform change from SCV’s 1985 show. one of the first shows I remember watching as a little kidI thought it was actually magic Idk why I always

pan-pizza: cartoondweeb: sometimes pan reminds me of that one crippled orphan robot from Futurama At first I thought this was that creepy Voodoo Vince looking thing from the Shrek game

caniwishforthis:caniwishforthis:These are actual messages that got sent to me after I patiently and politely declined these people’s nasty advances. Top one asked me to make sex tapes with him (first message, by the way). Second one thought it was

omg ? i am glad this cover exists

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