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“I swear to God, Tamara, I’m gonna look him right in his eyes as he watches me getting fucked. By a real man. I’ll stare him down hard, as he gets dominated and pussified right in front of me.”Oh my god, Tamara, he wants me to let your know everything

sketchynatmod: due to the story of how Smitty got rid of his cutie mark, I drew this with Smitty’s permission. -3- [Mod] … *BOOM* .. Yep i just exploded with awsomenessNAT THANK YOU SO MUCH OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER I SWEAR TO GOD

erinkitten:Yes, I will take the edgemaster umbrella 2.0 - it will match my flame silk button up t-shirt and fedoraOh my god you guys I swear to god I went to my friends town the next day and wtf

erinkitten:erinkitten:Yes, I will take the edgemaster umbrella 2.0 - it will match my flame silk button up t-shirt and fedoraOh my god you guys I swear to god I went to my friends town the next day and wtf Oh my god I swear to god I re-blog this and

prettyboyandthewolf: So hot.

i swear to god...

alice-is-wet: sweet-yet-kinky: hurtingprettygirls: Don’t you fucking move, slut. I’m going to empty my balls into you. God that moment I SWEAR TO GOD MY NIPPLES AND CLIT JUST GOT SO SO SO HARD SEEING THIS. All the blood in my body just said there.

I swear to god I am not a lesbian! but god I never wanted to touch someone’s ass so badly before! My fiancée’s sister and I snuck into to her old room like two horny teenagers - while the rest of the family (and of course fiancée ) are still

I swear to god..

I swear to god..

cucoo: carbunculus: swear to god henry IV looks like a little shit in every single one of his paintings look at this asshole look at him god damn it henry GOD DAMN IT STOP LOOKING SO SASSY YOU FRENCH FUCK HENRY DEAD

colorslashmotion: Oh, my god, mom, of all the times to call me, I swear to god We then proceeded to talk for half an hour about a new table she’d bought It was mahogany

carbunculus: swear to god henry IV looks like a little shit in every single one of his paintings look at this asshole look at him god damn it henry GOD DAMN IT STOP LOOKING SO SASSY YOU FRENCH FUCK HENRY Kingu

nonetoon: ACNH Online Guide: To get villagers you don’t like to move you gotta stop talking to them, specifically talk to everyone BUT them to make them feel lonely, and once they’re wandering around with a sad cloud over their head that means their

katara: …God Bless America… Is he serious rn? I swear to god, how many times do I have to say PR and Mex are NOT THE SAME THING?!?!?! Can Trump just die?

panzerfluch:I swear to God, Eli. I swear. DX>

mydetention: UM STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES.WHAT. WHAT. WHAT.PLEASE OH GOD PLEASE. I SWEAR TO GOD PATRICK IF YOU’RE FUCKING WITH US, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN & KILL YOU.and i don’t want to do that so dear god please…please…make another fob album.

toddhowardsblog: please stop reblogging my shitty fucking posts. please. i swear to god it is taking all of the servers at bethesda to process the amount of notes. god please fucking end this

welcometothedani: Ren’s eyes everyone LOOK AT THEM OH GOD SO PRETTY OH MY GOD YES I COULD STARE AT THIS FOR HOURS AND NEVER GET BORED BECAUSE OH GOD THOSE EYES I SWEAR TO GOD THEY HAUNT ME IN MY DREAMS TOO.

I swear to god it can’t be just me who remembers the old NES Mario games from Alpha’s mask. (THERE WAS A THINGY IN THERE THAT LOOKED LIKE THAT I SWEAR TO GOD!)

alternative-pokemon-art: diancie: blackkyurems: dumbpointyanimeshades: these pokemon cards are great i swear Big Mouth Pelican I swear to god So no one is gonna address the first card? K. um

jvstxn: fuckyeahsexanddrugs: amosanguis:damnthemisery:*gentle gasp*“dis booty”this fucking website i swear to god this is what being in a relationship with me is i swear this me yo

setheverman: setheverman: lornnguyeats: If this is the only way to get @setheverman to personally come and kill me in my own home, then by god I’ll take it thanks h… WAIT IS THAT A FUCKING BOWSER CHOKER I SWEAR TO GOD YOUR DEMISE WILL COME QUICKLY

ironmima: i swear to god, I SWEAR TO GOD, the writers of this show ship stevetony and read fanfic on ao3 LOOK AT THE FIRST PHOTO i mean he has TWO PAINTINGS OF TONY on his wall THEY ARE RIGHT IN THE CENTER and that tony painting on the left like TONY

cophines: Sense8 meme ♦ 6 relationships [1/6]“Impossibility is a kiss away from reality.”

jihelle: colorslashmotion: Oh, my god, mom, of all the times to call me, I swear to god We then proceeded to talk for half an hour about a new table she’d bought It was mahogany colorslashmotion.tumblr.com

wonderfulworldofme: “Maya i swear to god are you caught up in another murder oh m y god the things I have to do for you”

adeleinewouldyouaddaline: wonderfulworldofme: “Maya i swear to god are you caught up in another murder oh m y god the things I have to do for you” Like old times eh, Nick?

thatsubiegirl: labias: peepuddle: me at 2pm on a tuesday Oh my god she’s going to die Yo she hit the fuckin nectar collector too what a fucking sav This is going to be me when I’m older I swear to god lol

danphile: i swear to god i hate tumblr i went to watch the Hobbit and at the scene where the goats are running up the mountain i sWEAR TO GOD I hear someone whisper ‘they crave that mineral'

katiethompson: Amandla Stenberg at the Met Gala shot for Tumblr source: @katiethompson

ohsocruel: iamcaradelevingne: 😍 @st_vincent We need moooore! 😍

huhval: national treasure

neuroxin: kidkendoll: redsatinsheets: a meme i can get behind Oh my god this. A date took me back to his house and I swear to god this man says I have olive oil. OLIVE OIL I had a guy so desperate to fuck me he tried Wesson vegetable oil!!

lifeisiesha: buddy-0: I swear to God the camera director deserves a fucking Emmy When I try to come for God!!!

littlesapphireknight: imwatslocked: abadonshalo: next week on supernatural i swear to god such swear much god wow

ughbenedict: lolcari: lumos5001: ughbenedict: if anything bad happens to greg i will flip every single table in this universe i swear to god or mycroft I wouldn’t mind seeing Greg flip Mycroft over a table…mmm hmmm oh my god mystrade shippers

murdoc-lein: johnstached: Because Heather said “I swear to god, the reason Mike Stamford didn’t go to John’s wedding is because he was fucking pissed that John did not marry Sherlock” and I couldn’t not. oh god… perfect.

derpitstea: lindserton: priceyricey: documentaryonhotels: anthemofwar: My friend/roommate comes home today. Slenderman will be waiting for her. oh my god. please film this lindsey quit giving me ideas i swear to god if you do this to me patrick

sherlockholmesisreal: I swear to god, you could not be sitting closer together. For god’s sake, Michael, you have your arm around his shoulders and your legs across his lap while he’s nearly vomiting. Most people would’ve jumped to the other end

mxcleod:that1animechick:Why did you put an egg in my juice? Aesthetic I swear to god if i fucking scroll down there better not be a picture of a god damn glass full of god damn juice with a god damn piece of shit egg, i swear to fucking god

slimetony: slimetony: There were five leftover garlic knots from Manatees in the fridge an hour ago and I swear to god if someone ate them I’m moving out Ooooh my god oh my fucking GOD oooh my god they fucking the garlic knot ohhhh my fucking god of

groovytransmutation: this is my tumblr mobile experience in a single picture

prozdvoices: Tic tac toe sports anime

huffylemon: The Bee Movie and Tumblr

hersheywrites: Swear to God!!!!!

carbunculus: swear to god henry IV looks like a little shit in every single one of his paintings look at this asshole look at him god damn it henry GOD DAMN IT STOP LOOKING SO SASSY YOU FRENCH FUCK HENRY

mxcleod:that1animechick:Why did you put an egg in my juice? Aesthetic I swear to god if i fucking scroll down there better not be a picture of a god damn glass full of god damn juice with a god damn piece of shit egg, i swear to fucking god

chordoverstreet: @chordover I hit the snooze for sure

I swear to god,

earningmyimaginears: notsoplainbutinsanejane: I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS THE LAST TIME I’LL MAKE THIS STUPID JOKE OH MY GOD oH MY GOD

damonofhousesalvatore:#RIPDelenaFandom

epoch-aphelion: thotso: blackdenimjeans: vuza: thickneyspears: I SWEAR TO GOD! blackdenimjeans I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD im not even getting my hopes up…. on god if this ends up not being true im reporting all of your blogs no no im not prepared

nevver: Swear to God

ryuko-kun replied to your post: Read More → i swear to god if you make me draw beast!weiss and beauty!blake because of this I SWEAR. TO GOD LETS TAG TEAM IT u draw this and i’ll draw the reverse

avatararmin: i give u a haiku abt my feelings about shipping in book two i swear to god, bryke,if there’s more love triangles,bryke, i swear to god.

yuki119: Please tell me that this is the scene i swear to god if this is legit i swear to god

ohmygod when I make body-posi posts in hopes of uplifting people with larger or longer labia and people respond with “all vaginas are beautiful!” or “all labia are beautiful!” or “personally I believe that ~every vagina is unique and beautiful

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