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“Ugh! You injected too much into the right one again… A little more into the left, but be careful! I swear it’s like you’re doing it in purpose…”
I can’t swear it’s not photoshopped, but if it’s not she’s superb! ;) Kik your pictures: @BareAmerica All ages 18-60 welcome
itsflyinglikeadragon: Ever since I bought that hat, something strange has been going on. I swear it makes me sound crazy, but I’ve started… missing days. Missing days as in I just seem to never wake up on the day. My memory is not there, it just
denali-winter: Vivka did a fantastic Adventure Time set recently for Cosplay Deviants and it kinda blew my mind @_@vividvivka WE WILL ACTUALLY MEET IN PERSON ONE DAY I swear it
chicagotrannychasers: Another bullshitter And yall swear it’s it niggas that bullshit
femaleledworld: - I was only kidding, honey! I swear. - It was a bad joke! Your groin and face are soon gonna feel it!
On the way back to LA and missing SDCC so much. I swear it goes by faster every year and I never want it to end.
groznyjgrad:brokeback got us good, don’t it?
tomellis: “I thought Brokeback Mountain might be around where he grew up. Knowing Jack, it was probably some pretend place, where bluebirds sing and there’s a whiskey spring…” Brokeback Mountain, 2005 (dir. Ang Lee)
Hello to you too ^w^ (Featuring Ryry! Ryry turned out pretty well, I like it. But I swear UG keeps getting worse every time and his eyes are CREEPY! Plus his head too big which I noticed too late :/ Also I messed with his mane a little, still in the devel
And here it is :T I don’t think you guys understand how much I didn’t want to post this. This vid doesn’t make me look good :P But its for a good cause, and don’t mind my voice getting all loud at the end, it was cold as hell
Completing the set the giveaway mockup because Levihan is very dear to me! I’m announcing the giveaway winners in a few hours! I’ll be away so it’s gonna be queued but I’m still p excited! Good luck y'all!
speaknfuck: analfuckfetish: analfuckfetish: Let me be your analslut! Click Here! Do you want to make my asshole happy? Fuck it hard,twice a day! Click Here! Take my cock in that ass, baby. Ugh so fcking sexy I swear it’s just what I fucking need
bramblepatch: hot-n-spicy-preston: talk-to-me-i-m-torn: lichanlin: mindmyiswhere: THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL DAY OHMYGOD. Everyone’s gotta have boobs on their blog. GUYS IT ISNT WHAT YOU THINK I SWEAR …it was exactly what
secretslice: “No I swear it’s down there…. keep looking… maybe lean forward a bit more…. isn’t that it right there? Just stop moving and look at that spot on the ground for a while…. ”
About time I watch 21 jump street.. Well here’s what I’ve gotta say (if you want to read it) Channing Tatum, Jonah Hill, Dave Franco, and Brie Larson, (the main characters that I care about) were all fantastic in this. If you don’t want
for-mom-and-sis: It hurts a little when Daddy fucks me from behind, but I love it because I swear it feels like his cock is hitting my stomach.
boobgrowth: “Ugh! You injected too much into the right one again… A little more into the left, but be careful! I swear it’s like you’re doing it in purpose…”
I swear. It’s always motherfucking cloudy out. Seriously, If it’s ganna rain. Just rain. Don’t tease me like a ŭ whore!
HOW THEY MET, 7 PAGES COMIC INCOMING.Okay people don’t panic, this will be serious material. It’s also bigger work than what I usually do and Raven’s GODDAMN outfit is really a bitch to draw. So it’s taking a while. I swear it’ll be worth the
LAST ONE, I SWEAR! XD not rly last cauz Strange Magic week is close and I wanted to be able to participate in it, that’s why I started doodling my Boggy Woggy XD but for now it’s the last one Imma submitIdk I screwed everything up but lol at least
batcii: psa if you ever meet me in real life I am really sorry for how much I swear like it’s really not a joke I have a mouth on me like a fuckin sailor and I can usually turn it off around adults but if you’re under thirty five I will likely throw
shinykari: johanirae: valinwhore: darling-highness: alannavalery: I swear 90% of today’s artists are shy anxious nervous wrecks such as myself and I demand to know why art is seen as unnecessary and irrelevant and we are seen as people who waste
NEVER. shit really does get better. i use to want to die all the time, it’s different now, i swear. it’ll be different for you too. i promise. it took a long time but i’m happy to be alive. just wait bby.
mdetector5: I haven’t drawn these two in a while, and this was supposed to be part of a comic that didn’t quite work the way I wanted to.Plus it’s Rosalina with huge boobs. I pretty much have to post it online. It’s state law, I swear it is ;)
god sometimes i really hate when tumblr gets on it’s high horse about things and the post hasn’t been reblogged a couple of hundred times it’s been reblogged a couple of thousand or more by people who actually think it’s right,
darkfiretaimatsu: If I hadn’t been born with them, I’d swear it was all the sugar that wore them down into sharpness~You know it’s a good cake with nice thick frosting when you can burrow up through it without disturbing the surface~ xP
don’t even look at me, I swear to shit.
I want to write a fic for fem!Bagginshield week, because LADIES. So I decided to start outlining my idea. Unfortunately, all I have is: Bilbo sits on Thorin’s face Thorin gives her oral It’s going to be a masterpiece, I swear.
mage-chimera-ran-sailove replied to your chat: Me: *refreshes dash on Tumblr* Me: *sees tons of…D'ack! That wasn’t me, was it?(/﹏\) I get a little too carried away too quickly..!Nooooooo nooo no no no! D: Ish a good thing, I swear! I seriously
ladyaustringer:Stolen because it’s obviously supposed to be mine.Except my swear jar is also pretty full…
thebiggestever: “I think my tits are growing inside this top. I swear it would have fit a few minutes ago. I better take it off before I damage it.”
snuddy: This fucking animation, this fucking animation, i fucking swear, it gave me fucking period, it was all done and finished, perfectly fine, but since im so fucking brain dead i forgot that rigging then unrigging and then rigging it back completely
prince-ichi: i swear im gonna make him a goddamn instagram soon lmao i accidentally saved over the .psd when i went to color it, so i had to paint over a flat .png
People who ridicule you just for not knowing something can seriously go and suck it.
donttlo0katme: GuysHow y'all feel about peeing sitting down? 🤔 I try to avoid it, not just on no extra masculine shit, but logistically it’s a pain because I have to bend it to pee in the bowl which means when I stand up whatever didn’t
samthe-onion-nigga: melonmemes:Must have 200 IQ to understand this meme I swear, it took me a little time to get it, but I DID get it…
vriksaserket: vriksaserket: i changed the settings on my moms phone so that when she types my name it changes to ‘my favorite child’ and when she types a swear, it changes it to something more family friendly
scrathcylines: I swear it took longer to upload this thing than it was to make it
m7angela: “Identity theft is not a joke,Jim!!”I swear I was drawing Mark’s face off some expression from a video and Hughes off a screencap and THEY STILL LOOK THE SAMEAnd again, I’m really happy Mark has 6 million subscribes already, so
brightindie: I swear some songs have noises in the background that make me think my mom is shouting me downstairs and it gets me every time
theavc: Today is the 10-year anniversary of the “Shoes” video It may not seem like it, but 2006 was a different time. The concept of viral fame didn’t really exist yet. Even the creators of YouTube hadn’t quite figured out what it was for. (They
brittanykatie: I just want to write forever about that little finger twitch. I swear it’s like a turn on. It doesn’t even make sense. I just LOVE IT SO MUCH.
phlayva:The law of attraction is so real. I swear, once you establish yourself as powerful, or strong, or independent, or business minded, people like you will flock your way out of nowhere. And it’s just the universe reminding you that when you can
thelovenotebook: “i know it seems like forever i know it seems like an age but one day this will be over i swear it’s not so far away.” — Unknown (via thelovenotebook)
giuliarizzi: Dance-tranceLook at this while listening to music, I swear it’s gonna work with every genre! ;) p.s. I know it isn’t perfect, but this is my first animation and I’m super-proud of it anyway!
iwantmybflikethis: bisexual-porn-yes:^“No i swear, it was just a handjob. Nothing more! It was me just helping my friend. Get over it babe”…
xxsarahxstoriesxx: See Daddy… Now that I’m trying it on in front of you, do you believe me when I tell you it doesn’t fit? I swear it’s almost like you do this on purpose just to see me try it on Daddy…
-callmeari: drankinwatahmelin: femboithecleric: pearlmarley: pearlmarley: It was then her mom realized it wasnt her first shot 😂 her mom biitch im dead Its always at the fam jam isnt it. ^^^^ I SWEAR IT IS !
starry-perception: sollux: DO YOU EVER WANNA MEET SOMEONE IN PERSON SO BAD YOU GET ALL EXCITED THINKING ABOUT IT AND MENTALLY PLAN OUT A DAY EVEN THOUGH ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN IT’S GOING TO HAPPEN! I SWEAR IT!
theheartmaid: keepcalmandplaysburbbeta: It’s a metaphor, see: You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing. THIS IS THE ONLY METAPHOR POST THAT IS ACCEPTABLE I SWEAR
uGH take it im done with it
nolukadasgay said: oh this style sorta diverges from your usual one. i like it. also luka gray arm stockingssssss. oh! does it? ahaha i don’t draw in my sketchbook often so its more frustrating for me to fix mistakes and i end up drawing somewhat
captioned-vines: benwinstagram: 2 real {I swear it don’t be there when I look for it}Mom: “ If I come up there and find it, you getting an ass-whooping.”Son: “It’s not here!”Mom: “ Let me see.”[Phone appears]Mom: “ Told you.”Son: “
ok everyone. I was trying to make a point w/ science vs spirituality, and already people are disputing me saying it’s a balance of 100/100 not 50/50.I swear that every single thing I say here someone has to go against it. somehow.