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So I called the hospital again to reach the nurse who’s taking care of my mom. She was like “oh yeah, she’s been really wanting to talk with her daughter”.Long story short, she sounded tired but otherwise fine. She also wants to talk with dad,
oopsishittedagain: avengethewholockians: 420goku: 420goku: MY DAD GAVE ME A GOLDEN GAYTIME IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER I DIDNT REALISE HOW THIS MIGHT SOUND TO NON-AUSTRALIANS IM REALLY SORRY i feel like you australians are just fucking with us now
chichihatesfrosting: rondarling: maknaehoar: subtlejae: thatgirldaphna: tasmeimpapa: blua: If you think sloths look cute, WAIT UNTIL YOU HEAR WHAT THEY SOUND LIKE. oh my fucking god I NEED A FUCKING SLOTH OKAY I just squealed and dad thought
unthrifty–loveliness: edgebug: tastefullyoffensive: Is your dad Ron Swanson? (via blooper2112) this is the money axe of good fortune, reblog to receive money and axes This sounds like something my father would do.
apatheticghost: my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”
sailorswayze: In the scene in Titanic where Rose realizes that Jack froze to death my dad leaned over to me in the theater and whispered “Jack Frost” and I laughed so hard It sounded like I was crying and everyone in the theater thought I was crying.
zarsala: this sounds like something my dad would say
tna3194: camigo2:I like the squishy sounds that my pussy makes when I grind it on dad’s cock. Need
phantity:My dad bought a new doorbell… This is what it sounds like
hetalia-is-now: avengethewholockians: 420goku: 420goku: MY DAD GAVE ME A GOLDEN GAYTIME IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER I DIDNT REALISE HOW THIS MIGHT SOUND TO NON-AUSTRALIANS IM REALLY SORRY Us americans were all like,
ambrience: sounds like something my dad would say
