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You wake up, realize that you are firmly bonded in a sling, naked. You find yourself in an unknown dungeon. You hear steps and a door opens. In comes this huge thick Master. He says you are kidnapped, far away from civilization and that you will never

skylarkdragonstar: When Minoru realizes that he had bad mouthed the very idol group his crush loves. XDD Gotta say, this moment is one of the reasons why I luv Sae’s performance as Minoru/Minori. Her face is just priceless. Not just this moment, but

randomhypnotic: I was once on a train from Chicago to DC and I was talking to this guy, US Marine actually, and I suppose I didn’t really realize that I was weaving hypnotic suggestions into what i was saying, mostly suggesting that he continue to pay

I was going to say 1,000 notes by the end of the night and i’ll post this again pulled to the side ;) But realized that would probably happen in 10 minutes… :OMy Tumblr / My Private Blog

Transition & 2000 followers! I just realized that I have 2011 followers! Thanks to all this has been complicated feminization process just last week I was in the hospital due anemia and hormons problems, drs say I am now too skinny and my boyish

sallymay69: 12whoami12: Transition & 2000 followers! I just realized that I have 2011 followers! Thanks to all this has been complicated feminization process just last week I was in the hospital due anemia and hormons problems, drs say I am now

fuckingwhiskey: fuckingwhiskey: so someone submitted this to me the other day saying something along the lines of “my girlfriend and i kissing. follow us!” and then i realize that thIS GIF IS KYRA AND I FROM ONE OF OUR CAMSHOWS AND SOMEONE WAS STUPID

jockmesmerizer: …you find it so easy to let go more and more. In this dumb state, you realize that Coach is so much smarter than you. And because Coach is so much smarter than you, anything he says he knows will become something that you also know

allthingsfakingit: Just when I had lost all hope and trust in my school’s administration, this happened. I thought this was absolutely wonderful. Some people don’t realize that some girls say they don’t want to go to prom because “I dont have

Now that I’m sober, I realize how much I say “OK” when I’m drunk, wow. Also, I received 50 asks last night alone when I was drunk?! I can’t possibly answer them all? Sorry peeps. And like… I’ll delete a couple of the ones I’ve

oh my god i can just say fuck it and draw however the fuck i want i have infinite power

grrrrrlbaby: kinkylittlezombie: him3-ros: The more I read posts by submissive girls about their fear of being needy and the stigma that’s attached to it, the more I realize I need to say this… I’m a needy Dom. I need her to text me repeatedly

You can see the struggle of this kid, he was all happy talking about family and stuff and when El says “You would be like my brother” he realized that, he literally is one step into the brother-zone and he tries hard to avoid that.You can do it Mike,

i-want-cheese:Whenever a man says some version of, “I’m a feminist because I have a daughter,” I hear, “I was okay with women being public property until I realized that would also apply to this young woman whom I consider to be my private property.”

al-the-stuff-i-like: yes-i-am-superlocked: nicolrene: ghdos: The two smartest men on the planet. Just one of those posts you can’t not reblog. This is unreal go through all of the dwarves. you’ll realize that no matter what they say, they’re

tredlocity:saw a comment on the thor ragnarok trailer saying “i hope people realize that this is not an accurate representation of norse mythology” and i’m like oh shit did thor actually not fight the hulk while jeff goldblum watch in his pajamas

I have a theory. I expect all of you realized that in the movie Remus and Tonks never get to reach each other's hand. Well, my theory says the this is because THEY'RE NOT MEANT TOGETHER, it's always been remus and Sirius. End.

Outfit of the day. Was too sleepy and cold! to put together a better looking outfit. I love the back of this shirt but just now did I realize it looks sort of awkward with the top underneath. Today was.. Ehh. Ok. I hate the “first day back from

bogleech: probably-unreliable: I never realized that Killer Croc is such an amazing boyfriend……. While this is cute and all, that cop saying “ATTENTION UNIDENTIFIED ALLIGATOR SCUM” is hilariously fucking weird like how does he not know who Killer

ysabelmystic: ysabelmystic: I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological

supermoclel: are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares I feel like this happens all the time.

orelpuppington: isn’t it funny how people say ‘grilled cheese’ instead of ‘grilled cheese sandwich’? you could be talking about an actual piece of grilled che i stopped typing because i realized that this is the single most worthless post

blackgirlsrpretty2: thetaimes: thedickprintbandit: blackgirlsrpretty2: ig: xsamrahx Their skin though. Every time I reblog this picture I say this. Black women. Yes. That’s Zahara, Angelina Jolie’s kid in 12 years. lol… i just realized she

du4ne: therealyungluke: I know they say all body shapes are beautiful, but this is straight up FAT, u know you obese when your belly hides your bottom swimwear smdh you do realize that’s eddie murphy in a fatsuit right?

newwavenova: stupiduglyfatcunt: fatbisexualpenguin: People who say bi erasure doesn’t happen need to realize Freddie Mercury is known as the most famous homosexual man when he identified himself as bisexual. If that’s not bi erasure I don’t even

m-azing: I would actually LOVE if a writer said something like “actually, I did not write any gay characters in my story, and I did not realize it until you pointed this out. now that I’ve been given a chance to really think about why there ARENT

curtishoyle: I know that Ronald Reagan will not say the word AIDS. Health insurance will not cover any treatments. The world wants us dead. They don’t think this is a plague. They think it’s… some sort of divine justice or Darwin’s answer for

unpopularly-opinionated:quintusbenedictus:omghotmemes:Senpai says you’re welcome Reblogging again because I just realized that if I had this advice in high school I would’ve never made a tumblr account. Also works for most of those news sites

anorable: the day i realized that i’d hit rock bottom was when this guy asked me to prom in my junior year and i guess i hesitated before saying yes and he asked if i was waiting for someone else to ask me and i shit you not an image of edward elric

sissyviscount: I JUST WENT OUTSIDE WEARING MY CRUSH THE PATRIARCHY T-SHIRT AND A GUY CALLED ME OVER TO SAY HE LOVED IT AND THEN WENT “I’VE NEVER HEARD OF THEM BUT IT’S A GREAT SHIRT” AND THAT WAS WHEN I REALIZED THAT THIS GUY FULL-OUT MISTOOK

weheartwow: When I’m on my tank it’s always the shittest healers that are like “wow, you take a lot of damage”, “omg squishy”, “sorry you died mage, had to spam all my heals on noob tank”. It makes me wonder if they’re using me as a

kasukasukasumisty: adventuretitan: steven-universe-confessions: But anyway it was pretty cool. HAHAHHAHA NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT Oh wow, I don’t want to be mean but this is the absolute pinnacle of the ridiculousness of the “Am I the

speedofscarlet: bp and yp in our pearl’s 80′s outfit…. I just realized that this ask didn’t really say that but o well

lananification: ostensibly-shiny: ranetree: #OK REAL TALK U DONT EVEN GOTTA BE RELIGIOUS TO APPRECIATE THE PRINCE OF EGYPT I owned this movie as a kid and honestly didn’t realize it was a religious movie. I dunno what that says about my religious

The funny thing about this sentence is that by the time you realize it says absolutely nothing, it will be too late to stop reading.

annadesu: I’m not going to sit here and pretend I’m older and wiser than anyone, but I will say this: That first moment in adulthood when you stop giving a fuck, when you realize there’s nothing wrong with the way you look, or the things you like,

kushandwizdom: words-of-emotion: don’t go (would saying this be enough to make you realize how much I love you and that I need you so much and make you stay?) Words of Emotion

martianaviator: ysabelmystic: I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological

Don't you people realize that by saying "ugh white people," and "white people always this, that, or the other and will never understand," is also racist?????

erinashford: I was going to say 1,000 notes by the end of the night and i’ll post this again pulled to the side ;) But realized that would probably happen in 10 minutes… :OMy Tumblr / My Private Blog

fuku-shuu: Yesterday, some of you messaged me wondering what exactly I was referring to when I wrote this post - let’s just say I didn’t even realize the similarities between RivaMika and Dojo/Iku from Toshokan Sensou until that fanart popped

asummonersheart: Do you ever think to yourself: “Sephiroth, bby, my body is ready,” then realize that’s probably not the best thing to say to this man, then cry.

sissyviscount: I JUST WENT OUTSIDE WEARING MY CRUSH THE PATRIARCHY T-SHIRT AND A GUY CALLED ME OVER TO SAY HE LOVED IT AND THEN WENT “I’VE NEVER HEARD OF THEM BUT IT’S A GREAT SHIRT” AND THAT WAS WHEN I REALIZED THAT THIS GUY FULL-OUT MISTOOK

slendrr: faqoloqy: stcnehands: Gonna cry If I say this to you then that’s a big deal huge deal. don’t think people realize

buckkybbarnes: buckkybbarnes: “i was born in the wrong generation” i say as i fight aliens and hydra agents in the 21st century with a shield and command a team of superhumans. i am steve rogers i just realized that with my username this

phantomshaman: What most men need honestly (and I say this as a man that once didn’t realize I was being flirted with/hit on until my girlfriend pointed it out to me as we left where we were). Granted, my attention was on my Girl, which is exactly

buckkybbarnes: buckkybbarnes: “i was born in the wrong generation” i say as i fight aliens and hydra agents in the 21st century with a shield and command a team of superhumans. i am steve rogers i just realized that with my username this

sleepsleepnotwoke: gaypussyretard: When people say “this is actually a good thing I am so smart” I want them to realize that the govt isn’t killing buzzfeed “reporters”, they’re killing reporters who are talking about government corruption

martianaviator: ysabelmystic: I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological

quintusbenedictus:omghotmemes:Senpai says you’re welcome Reblogging again because I just realized that if I had this advice in high school I would’ve never made a tumblr account.

waitdidyousayyoutubers: literallyrad: “you support gay rights so you must be gay” i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you I used to say this before I realized that I actually am gay.

tredlocity: saw a comment on the thor ragnarok trailer saying “i hope people realize that this is not an accurate representation of norse mythology” and i’m like oh shit did thor actually not fight the hulk while jeff goldblum watch in his pajamas

ysabelmystic:I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion.

yiffytwink: typette: babylonian: a fun way to start the day is by getting a call from a robot pretending to be a human just watch itholy jesus christ THIS WAS UNSETTLING THAT SILENCE IS THE AI PROCESSING WHAT YOURE SAYING AND REALIZING THAT IT IS

tessmunster: I hope this makes you realize that it’s okay to be yourself, even if you happen to exist in a fat body. I’m sexy, confident & give no fucks. Also, fuck anyone for saying otherwise. Photos shot by Anthony Evans Hair by Tony Medina

sissyviscount: I JUST WENT OUTSIDE WEARING MY CRUSH THE PATRIARCHY T-SHIRT AND A GUY CALLED ME OVER TO SAY HE LOVED IT AND THEN WENT “I’VE NEVER HEARD OF THEM BUT IT’S A GREAT SHIRT” AND THAT WAS WHEN I REALIZED THAT THIS GUY FULL-OUT MISTOOK

A lot of people say that I’m so tan! Do you idiots realize that I was born with this “tan.” It’s not a tan it’s my natural pigmentation.

femme-belle: goldrux: Guys, watch this It’s incredible to realize that we are in 2014 and we have not yet achieved gender equality, I do not have much more to say than just invite you to watch this video

milkyandthegentlemen: He loves it when I do this. Says it makes him rock hard. We were in bed a couple of weeks ago, and I was lapping away, when I realized that my pussy was soaking wet, just from loving him like that. Damn. Three more days

beekirby: lupin420: fffffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF I just want you all to know that right after Shadow says this, he punches a glass canister with a Chaos Emerald in it, somehow not realizing that it was powering the ship he’s on, causing

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