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mysterywriteher: I said to open wider. And we both know you can open wider than that. Maybe you need a little inspiration to get that mouth where it needs to be. Here, let me slap your face nice and hard with it. Now try again you worthless little cunt.Â
owl-princesss: Do you know what time it is? MOTHER FUCKING SWEATER GIVEAWAY TIME Here’s da scoop: You don’t need to be following me. You can reblog and like once each. You need to be comfortable giving me your physical address so I can
thatsthat24: moose-shampoo: why is he so relatable i like to balance my anxiety with puns
actualfurrytrash: airbenderedacted: verygoodbadcore: That one time I decided to make a compilation of every instance in which someone in Portal 2 says the word “test” or any variation. I’M LOSING MY SHIT last month of school
astrologyofstars: i-am-the-karkat-media-worldwide: blannybuns: coffeeinmybeard: jake-clark: autumngracy: cumaeansibyl: seekers-whoarelovers: museedart: Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind, 1896 by Jean-Léon Gérôme I’ve been thinking
notkatniss: “when it comes to swag there’s no gender”
crownsforusall: seeklight: This is the easiest way to piss a conservative off though… Like ask for a specific source and they FLIP That boy short-circuited
thatsthat24: saathiray: I don’t even care that I already reblogged this because seriously, how is this not a masterpiece painting hanging in the Smithsonian? Everything about this photo just says Romanticism to me These two exist in our actual world,
oswinstark: wayhaughtt: Traveling back to 2011 “So you’re from the future”“The year 2016″“So the world’s not gunna end in 2012!”“Ha! Well, you’re gunna wish it did”
strangeparker: christian memes are a thing I wasn’t ready to stumble upon
risarodil: Abbey and I fused our love for lettering and Harry Potter to create these new posters for the four Hogwarts houses. Just in time for Harry Potter’s & JK Rowling’s birthday, too! © Risa Rodil x Abbey SyWhat house are you sorted in?
vulpx: we tried to fight back but they were too strong
imabritrom: thomas-sanders-with-vine: Quickest Way to Change My Mind
songsforgorgons: Letters between the artists Beatrice Fenton (1887-1983, top right) and Marjorie Martinet (1886-1981, bottom left), lovers of fifty years. Archives of American Art, Smithsonian. “… I would pour out to you the tenderest and the
officialcrow: sacrifice to the high priest imhotep
jackrusso: didsomeonesayadventure: carrie-onn: @ anyone who tries to tell you theatre is easy I’ve watched this like 5 times. God bless you kids backstage. Literally what I do for a living. So stressful, but so rewarding!
my brain or as I like to call it, the suffer contraption
boredpanda: Beware Of Dog: They Will Lick You To Death
trashpandaballs: eclipsed-pendulum: i saw it and i hAD TO MAKE A QUICK ANIMATION original audio Imcryingsomeoneactuallydrawthis
catsbeaversandducks: awesome-picz: Cats Who Just Realized You Took Them To The Vet “NO.”
phil0kalia: perissologist: zerostigma: I just remembered how hilarious it was to watch this shit on national television. remember when we thought THIS was wild How was the world so pure 4 years ago
thepriceismeg: If your default mental photo of Marilyn Monroe is an over-saturated glamour shot of her with her mouth open, please take a moment to replace it with this one of her giving zero f***s about some bears eating garbage.
saddy-taco: cooliosis: He looks so disappointed. Like he realized the life he was condemned to. Rebirth.
thatsthat24: blaeddelrunner: phantoms-lair: digg: she’s like a beautiful norse god come to life and she controls the cows she’s actually Swedish artist and singer Jonna Jinton and she’s singing Kulning, an ancient Swedish herding call
thebootydiaries: unicornlolz13: thebootydiaries: scatmanticore: thebootydiaries: i lov my friends on tumboler dot come :) drinking game: every time someone takes @thebootydiaries‘s posts as an affront, take a shot of vodka do u want people to
doc-rick-a106:reblog if this is relevant to you.
generation-something: charlesoberonn: This image is way funnier considering that this is Egypt and this snow was the first snow they got in 112 years. this man has waited 112 years to SLAM DUNK that snowball on this man’s head
a question to the skate board side of tumblr
madame-raccoon: rainbowbarnacle: gunzonyatmblr: melaninmedicine: me-and-my-beard: HOW THE FUCK DID IT GOT THERE The mom is so pissed The mom is like I told yo stupid ass not to go over there but look what your stupid ass did poor lil wobbly legs
thetrippytrip: reblog if you want lesbian farmers to invade the rural south
nudelinselphia: youhavetofarmatleast: an addition to the ice cream discourse,
drunkygoesonadventures: dontbearuiner: I will reblog this every Christmas season I’m on tumblr. It’s beginning to look a lot like shit scram
babesargent: remember the white dress i wore all through that film? george came up to me the first day of filming, took one look at the dress and said: “you can’t wear a bra under that dress.”“ok, i’ll bite,” i said. “why?” and he said:
trashpandaballs: underrateddoormatt:I like to think that this isn’t the first time THIS has happened@trashpandaballs pfffftt— at least they love their boss
weloveshortvideos: When you catch yourself about to curse in front of your parents
scarfattack: armedandgayngerous: psychopass: insane-mathematician: If philosophy was more like this today i would sign up immediately Philosophy back then was something else the ancestral shitposter Alexander went to speak with Diogenes and offer
weloveshortvideos:When your mom calls you and asks you what you want to eat
Here’s a full thing of UG’s Re-design. I think it still needs some work, but I’m pretty happy with it. It’s also going to be the new icon! :D
love-courage-ham-and-a-spoon: daikon-console: Press Space To Not Touch Play Game Here! An educational game about personal space. But what happens if you don’t press space??? Read More I CANT BRING MYSELF TO PRESS SPACE
I need to be here
white-slave: empressesofthenorth: loper- Interesting message. you are not know Us. you are want to have you wife train by Us to be dominant for you? If you wife is true nature Owner, she is not need to be here to learn anything. If she is discover by
I need to be here!!!
i need to be here
Look fam, you wouldn’t draw some pony rape, then go to the nearest child and be like “yo check this motherfucking shit out”My blog is marked as being NSFW by default. And with tumblr’s new filter system thing, that means you need to actively
this needs to be here.
survivingmyownmind: Being me here I NEED TO GO HERE OMG
gmatlarge: So, I need to post here more often - as a reminder, things don’t need to be perfect, they just need to be here. I’m a bit out of practice, and need to get back in the habit of getting these out to you all. Anyway, Here is an abandoned
falling-in-love-with-fandoms: xdreamxcatchersx: henryviiisensuite: and here we have the differences between women’s and boy’s/men’s tshirts Am I supposed to be mad about the price, or the insinuation that I, as a woman, need to be saved, but
i. need. to. be. here.
I need to be here.
Work related stuff I need to rant about under the cutSo I guess one of the newer guys at work has been talking shit about me even though I didn’t know there was a problem? I know I can be dense sometimes but I really wish people would just come to me
trying not to be bitter about lee yoobi and failing
heaven4d: Tekkon Kinkreet City
poemsingreenink: askclint: roman-rory-fallen-angel: mishakaleins: When they make a black widow movie, the trailer needs to be all mysterious and the song playing needs to be Scarlett Johansson singing a lullaby cover of the itsy bitsy spider I need
Need to be here right now
shaitea: rookieriot: chanel-smokes: barefootinparis: terrysdiary: Paris rooftops #1 i need to be here i need to live here i need to die here MY URL JUST CHANGED BUT I STILL WANT TO DIE HERE
youngdudeman: I lied. It’s not really summer here. I was at a pool party. I mean, it is 65 degrees out. My bad, bruh. There’s not going to be many days this summer I’ll be wearing pants/jeans with a blazer. I’m a real sweaty dude(man). I must
ardenwray:White Sands, New Mexico
