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ship hate oops someone proposed at the con I was at when they and their so were in levi and eren cosplay and I was just like “……………………..no” in response
one of my co-workers made an ebola joke today and everyone was like “hahahahahahah too soon” so I said “uh. no. there’s no appropriate time to make a joke about a deadly disease.” I have a week left I am going to be the
sashayed: the feeling of incredulous betrayal when someone is like “BEST COVER I’VE EVER HEARD” and it turns out the cover concept is “acoustic guitar, 12x slower, gentle man bleating”
theyre like “what the fuuuck”
witneyhouston: me: hi, can i have a large— starbucks employee: you mean a venti? me: can we not do this
thedisneytruth: people over analyse the wrong things in animated movies i mean i just saw someone claim that it’s weird how pascal got to rapunzel because he’s a tropical animal and doesn’t live where the story happens so that bothers you but
vikingbitch: brittanyfuckinglove: theunfler: quandongpie: I don’t think you guys understand how much this means to me. Tattoos and piercings in pop culture are usually portrayed as something only bad guys and criminals have. Then comes DreamWorks
youknowyourebritishwhen: sore-lips: I find it really funny when people assume English (UK) and English (US) are exactly the same language. “Pull your pants up, I can see your fanny.” Has a very different meaning depending on what side of the globe
photoshoppedreality: hussiescondensedevil: eating is so badass i mean you put something in a cavity where you smash and destroy it with 32 protruding bones and then a meat tentacle pushes it into a pool of acid and after a few hours later you absorb
hungarian: what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom!!
contentiousgravemind: little-miss-tiny: grrrlfever: hey this is just a very normal and serious text post with no hidden meaning whatsoever that’s good to know damn it
kanyewesticle: at mcdonalds when they say ‘sorry about your wait’ they really mean ‘sorry about your weight’
snufkin-snufkout: finn-theheroguy: unfriendlyjewishhottie: motivatedslacker: anhonestdrug: DO NOT MAKE THE DANGEROUS DECISION OF NOT REBLOGGING THIS POST I mean it’s A BAT HUGGING A TEDDY BEAR. I COULD BARF A RAINBOW THIS IS SO ADORBS. And there’s
ravenmgee: ibelieveinjimmoriarty: shadows-are-my-sunshine: every morning I walk into school and can’t decide if I want to commit suicide or homicide Does that mean homicide’s OK, then?
winchestre: do you ever see someone sad and you want to comfort them but all you can say is ‘hey its going to be okay’ and u know it doesnt help but still you mean it
In the regular world, Halloween is when children dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it
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like 4 people from the enemy team were yelling o shit waddup at me and they were saying that i better be lucio i feel bullied
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