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I’m reading a fic right now and I WANT TO LOVE IT, but the dialogue just isn’t quite… right. As in, it is a Hobbit fic with characters saying “Oh my God” and “Heavens no!” I just… whyyyy it’s quite
ship hate oops someone proposed at the con I was at when they and their so were in levi and eren cosplay and I was just like “……………………..no” in response
mean-old-levee: strange-broo: Jimmy Page, when asked what new bands he likes, No Quarter Press Conference, 1995. not the jeff one
just-some-geeky-chick: jessicadrags: If you do not think this is one of the best scenes in cinematic history, you are wrong. she got the oscar for this performance. we watched this movie in english class and like three girls screamed with joy at
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like a book amongst the many on a shelf
the-ultimate-bowlcut: how come we aren’t talking about the time a woman smashed a bottle over Ricky’s head and he is just like why
yell0wledbetter: I would just like to take a moment to say that I’m extremely proud of Mike McCready. Not only for recovery his addictions, but also staying strong dealing with Crohn’s Disease. He has been through a lot, and I don’t think people
fanaticbychoice: “Don’t expect too much from me. Perfection is no test for me. Because the best I’ll ever be is just like you, a human being. You won’t offend, I need to know, please my friend, show me your soul.”
grrrlfever: wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time
avengersassemble-inmypants: Women, just like the forest. Mysterious, full of wolves.
voldermorte: jfc she sounds just like jennifer.
fuckblink182: black-wolf-ranger: Mark, Tom, and Travis are not friends again…did I go back in time to 2004!?! mark and travis are still very close friends just like they were back when blink broke up in 2005
angelreedy: the black parade didn’t die, it just like………… aged a few years
bigbardafree: deciding i was pretty was the best thing that i ever did one day i was just like fuck this im pretty and i was
richsex:The first time a girl ever took her underwear off in front of me I said, “Golly, it’s just like I seen in the pictures!” in a very 1920’s voice. I don’t know why I thought that was a good idea. She didn’t laugh. I didn’t laugh.
niallar:have u ever accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again
bemoreheartandlessattack:floopyluvspineapples:You always have that one follower who attacks your notifications in the middle of the night and goes through your blog, reblogging everything in sight.And you’re just like:
dimpledlouis:“on average there are 7 people who look just like you” wtf……. those blessed souls………….. have fun bein cute
scvlptures: depression is when you don’t really care about anything anxiety is when you care too much about everything and having both is just like what
psyducker:do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad
just-shower-thoughts: An ultrasound is like a teaser trailer for your baby.
just-shower-thoughts: Dr. Oz is like the Buzzfeed of doctors.
just-shower-thoughts: We’re likely less than a generation away from the question “Do you smoke?” being generally interpreted as marijuana rather than tobacco.
just-shower-thoughts: Thanks to the internet, I will likely die having seen more unique naked women and men than my entire line of ancestors.
just-shower-thoughts: Earth worms are like dirt submarines
paigeyylushh: bigbardafree: deciding i was pretty was the best thing that i ever did one day i was just like fuck this im pretty and i was i’m reblogging this twice because this is probably the truest statement I’ve ever come across. And it holds
wirelesspouter: Why are you all so surprised that your favorite celebrities say shitty stuff when so do all of you, regularly, without realizing it, just like everyone does
arcaninetails: breakfast for dinner is fun when you’re a kid but when you’re an adult it’s just like “yo i ate lunch at 5 PM today and linear time is functionally meaningless”
just-shower-thoughts: Companies like Coke and Visa will immediately cut ties with celebrities who cheat on their wives or say something hateful, but they’re hesitant when it comes to not sponsoring slave labor conditions in Qatar ahead of the World
just-shower-thoughts: Back in the 20th century, people thought of the future as a Jetson-like, happy future. Nowadays, many people imagine the future as a post-apocalyptic wasteland.
just-shower-thoughts: In 100 years google maps will have a street view feature called “retro” that will show what towns looked like in 2015
simplyjazzie21: candi4olitz: ctron164: loveremains4eva: celebritiesofcolor: North West at her ballet class in Los Angeles So cute. Awwww look at her little motorcycle jacket !!!! loveremains4eva Amia She look just like her mom in the last pic
just-shower-thoughts: Depression is like when your mind and heart stop loving each other but still eat at the same dinner table together
picturesquemockingbird: perfetic: this is the most precious beautiful picture ever i cannot right now When I first glanced at it, my first thought was ‘wow that’s a really good cosplay’ before i was just like ‘OMG WOW, I’M AN IDIOT’
black-market-musick: The cure - Just like heaven, live - 1987.
hambaes:if i ever give birth please dont tell me my baby looks just like me within the first 2 months cause i know that newborn look ugly as shit so unless you tryna square up dont speak
just-shower-thoughts: Sometimes when I click a link tagged, “NSFW” or “NSFL” and they take more than a few seconds to load, I click back. I feel like that’s the internet’s way of warning to me not to look at whatever it is.
