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That’s hilarious, sweetie. You’ve finished your chores? Add five points to the punishment total on the fridge. I think you know what that means. Then go away and find more chores to do. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
ditzydolls:“So… can she hear us?”“Yeah. Not totally clear how much she consciously understands, but she can definitely hear us and absorb what we’re saying.”“So do we need to be careful what we say, then? I mean, can
I was in hospital, but even prior to that I kinda didn’t post much. I totally abanndoned those last 2 commissions I had to do. Sorry about that. It’s unacceptable, I didn’t take any money because that’s not how I roll, payment does mean I work.
Yes, and yes! Well, it depends—when you say “voluptuous”, do you mean “within the realm of possibility” (i.e., D - G cups), or “ridiculously over the top” (i.e., breasts that are as big as the person and totally defy gravity)? Because
Ahem..he totally means he has much crime to do! You know, world domination and all that.
dullpointdraws: Okay, let’s do some math The first post got 185 notes 120 likes, 65 reblogs That would mean 287 added pounds Now lets add that to the original weight: 130 287 = 417 total pounds This pony is getting big fast :p Alright, the rules
Been meaning to do this for a while. Having actual things to get done (that’s not drawing or procrastination) is blargh. Thus, I’m totally backed up on my sketches. orz SHAMEFUR DISPRAY
filthyinleather: lthrboy31: any time, any day,any where,. absolutely - but lthrboy do you mean play with? fuck with? get beat up by? beat up? OR FIGHT?? so wanna fight this guy totally hard tough all leather stud…any weather ANY CONDITIONS the filthie
I would love it if you could get that look from me because that would mean you were willing to do something that you want regardless of how it makes me feel. It would assure me that you have fully embraced and accepted total power over me as my Dom. Altho
playernumber16: Whoah, dude, slow the fuck down…who the fuck is Alex, and what do you mean I didn’t used ta be a football player? Listen up bro, I asked Coach about that and he said I’ve always been #6. He said this Alex dude was a total pussy,
fozmeadows: asokkalypsenow: Is there a name for the kind of ship, and I do mean ship like not a canon event, where like, you don’t ship it, it’s horrible, but you cannot deny it totally happened. You know in your heart that These characters made
princessssssssss-s: My first apartment. I loved this place. It was mine. I could do anything (and I totally did 😇). I was such a thot. I mean I’ll be honest. I was. It was within walking distance to the university I was attending at the time.
reallifekanaya: fortheloveofhulk: haanerhhs: And a tree. Don’t forget the tree. Wait. You Forgot The Birds. YOU FORGOT THE HOLE IN THE TREE. AND THAT TOTALLY RANDOM FLOWER. and sometimes the sun had sunglasses? for some reason? what do you mean
bluedragonkaiser:ironbloodaika: mgx0:It’s Valentines Day so I might as well start a shipping war I mean to do some valentines art, and what better way to start with a cheesy valentines day anime tsundere trope :D Is it weird/wrong that I totally ship
wow-egg: what do you mean this isnt what happenedfyi I totally headcanon that yellow diamond is the “big and bad but still mom af” type and u cant stop me my silly peridot~ <3
This is fuckin’ dumb for two reasons. First off… bacteria will eat it… however its been processed and cooking anything makes it last longer. So totally out of context. SECONDLY…. what the fuck do you mean? If bacteria
pemed: showmeyourvids: She may be a pro pornstar, but this is a totally candid clip. Luv it!!! And by it, I do mean DD’s sexy pussy and sweet tits! missdanidaniels: On set today I love you!!!!
itsanimenotcartoonsbakamom: except for the fact that this is total bullshit. “year of luigi” didn’t cause them to lose money, it was Nintendo’s chain of awful choices. i mean, i love nintendo and hope they do well. but they messed up. It’s
I been reading berserk again, and really, who the fuck wouldn’t do what Griffith did? I’d be damned if I spent the rest of my fuckin’ life as a complete and total cripple. I mean shit, anyone would have done what he did. thats why Miura had to have
askdreambaker: What do you mean? This is a totally normal way to scratch behind your ear. ( Dream stahp being so cute. Just a quick non-arch related post, to warm up with before working on commissions.) X3!
isle-of-forgotten-dreams: Do ya know what I mean Sugarplum? <3 I bet at least one person is rushing for an answer. X3 Pity I don’t have any info for ya, I’d totally help if I could~
closetfizzle: I- I’m thinking that that actually was gay… and that I was just tricked into doing something really… really… ga- oh no… t-t-totally doesn’t mean anything! Hehehehe… y-you know. Things happen. J-just jokes! Y-you got me. Hehehehe.
I wonder… do the kRO guys who draw the card illustrations even know what the playerbase does with their precious card art? I mean… people are totally ripping apart Eremes’ MVP card and submitting hilarious things to my newly revived ask
graceybird: Often I see posts about people being excited that because the Gems can shapeshift it means they choose to look the way they do. And I thought so too and that it was totally cool. But I remember in an article where Rebecca talked about why
esakris: what do u mean this wasnt merrill’s da:o appearance or that her & mahariel had a beautiful relationship & gave merrill that scarf before leaving her gf forever….bc this totally happened lmao
catherinearmstrong: “I’m totally Edward Elric!” … “Wait— what do you mean he’s short?” “….”
I’m terrible. I totally ship an rp partner’s character with mine like real bad, even though rp partner doesn’t, even though our characters do nsfw stuff together. I mean, it’s cool that the other doesn’t, but I feel like
aviatorshadesarecool: cumberqueen: trainwreckreation: lemon-sprinkles: I cannot get over Achilles’ face in this painting. Holy shit. He’s totally like: “Oh god, mom, put a fucking shirt on, I mean, what are you even doing? Can’t you see
I cannot get over Achilles’ face in this painting. Holy shit. He’s totally like: “Oh god, mom, put a fucking shirt on, I mean, what are you even doing? Can’t you see I’m busy lamenting the death of my boyfriend? Like I really need to see
sexylouboutins: I just wanted to do and say something special as I hit 12,000 followers yesterday. Happy Easter to me. It’s totally crazy…I am by no means anything like many of the sexy woman I post and believe it or not, kind of shy and self
gigglisgallery:ditzydolls:“So… can she hear us?”“Yeah. Not totally clear how much she consciously understands, but she can definitely hear us and absorb what we’re saying.”“So do we need to be careful what we say, then? I mean, can it mess
gigglisgallery: ditzydolls: “So… can she hear us?” “Yeah. Not totally clear how much she consciously understands, but she can definitely hear us and absorb what we’re saying.” “So do we need to be careful what we say, then? I mean, can
wow-egg: what do you mean this isnt what happenedfyi I totally headcanon that yellow diamond is the “big and bad but still mom af” type and u cant stop me
thatleahdee: thegreatperhapsofmileshalter: too-precious-for-this-w0rld: demeaniac: i-do-not-know-anymore: floridahzn: shychemist: demeaniac: I may be cool on the internet but IRL I’m a total failure Replace flirt with just about any means of
skeetbucket: aviatorshadesarecool: lemon-sprinkles: I cannot get over Achilles’ face in this painting. Holy shit. He’s totally like: “Oh god, mom, put a fucking shirt on, I mean, what are you even doing? Can’t you see I’m busy lamenting
wowfunniestposts: I cannot get over Achilles’ face in this painting. Holy shit. He’s totally like: “Oh god, mom, put a fucking shirt on, I mean, what are you even doing? Can’t you see I’m busy lamenting the death of my boyfriend? Like I really
limiteddrive: what do you mean i’m spending new years eve alone? i’m totally hanging with my friends.
cummeaterchicago: I totally love it when a guy shoots his load all over a cock I am sucking. It means I get to do two of my favorite things together: suck a cock and eat a load of fresh jizz. :-P
too-precious-for-this-w0rld: demeaniac: i-do-not-know-anymore: floridahzn: shychemist: demeaniac: I may be cool on the internet but IRL I’m a total failure Replace flirt with just about any means of social interaction and GPOY. …so is anyone
groovygaysex:Do the words “Totally Gay” mean anything to you? Faggot? Cock whore? Man slut? Gay whore? Cum guzzler? You are all of the above. Yes, you are a little gay and soooooo much more!
theresnoplacelikeyourmouth: You guys. I totally slacked off and didn’t post about my 2015 calendar…guess that’s what being sick for 10+ days’ll do to ya! BUT THAT MEANS I’M OFFERING IT FOR 50% OFF FOR THE REST OF THE MONTH! Only ฤ! With
autumnalmutterings: Now look, just because I own you, mind, body and soul, have total dominion over every aspect of your existence, and can basically do whatever I wish with you, that doesn’t mean I can’t colour coordinate. Agreed? ‘yhh, mhhr.’
majortomethystinsynth: I cannot get over Achilles’ face in this painting. Holy shit. He’s totally like: “Oh god, mom, put a fucking shirt on, I mean, what are you even doing? Can’t you see I’m busy lamenting the death of my boyfriend?
kentucky-jelly: fr33w0rk3r: showmeyourvids: She may be a pro pornstar, but this is a totally candid clip. Luv it!!! And by it, I do mean DD’s sexy pussy and sweet tits! missdanidaniels: On set today Love it Uh huh I’d love to eat her
hugyerbud: Dude…you ever think about doing stuff with another dude? I mean…I’m not gay, but you are totally turning me on right now. You mind if I try sucking your dick?Ummm…nah, bro…I don’t mind…sounds kinda hot…go for it!
kentucky-jelly: fr33w0rk3r: showmeyourvids: She may be a pro pornstar, but this is a totally candid clip. Luv it!!! And by it, I do mean DD’s sexy pussy and sweet tits! missdanidaniels: On set today Love it Uh huh
madman-and-still-not-ginger: sageleighton: dahliasheng: This scene from “Lazarus Rising” just totally sends my mind to the gutter. No shame. I like this version better. cock block denied. what do you mean this isnt word for word
this guy i’ve hung out with now three times is inarguably one of the better ones he is sweet and cute and i feel totally comfortable around him and i hate that i like him but i do and he is so good with his tongue, i mean sweet baby jesus and i
dummieblondie: Hey GIRLS, If you haven’t fucked this reckless and rough yet, l am sorry but you haven’t fucked yet. I mean you are like totally a virgin. What you must do is find a real man and make him hate fuck you… Thank me later ;) Blondie
Of course when I find someone I really like everything goes wrong, I mean do I look like a total she beast or somthing?
fredweasley: fredweasley: fredweasley: fredweasley: totally aced my pregnancy test this morning WAIT THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEAN T OMG i meant my child and lifespan development test over pregnancy oh my gOD do you ever just
As always I must focus on the Garnet part of the episodes so here are some great parts and by great parts, I mean every scene she was in-Garnet and Steven doing the thing where he sits inbetween her legs is the cutest continuity thing ever omfg-I totally
warchiefeny: I’ve been meaning to do a Zarya fan art beyond just a sketch for a while now.A few things to note since this was largely designed to satisfy my Weightlifting nerd needs:- No scar or tattoo because this is before she hits her 512KG total.-
plotbunnyfarm replied to your post: omgyou could… totally gif and caption …DO ITI MEAN IF I COULD I WOULD but i have absolutely no idea how to gif :’3c
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