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After you found an used pair of your wife’s panties in the living room, you installed hidden cameras. Now you know how she responds to a real man’s cock, that you’ll never fuck her like he does, and why you are a cuckold.
disorderhell: sonrieparami: ha-ha-shut-up: long live to Daniel XD long live Daniel* Daniel, I love you. Daniel, you legend! TUMBLR LOVES YOU. jajajja fucking daniel xd walkajakjhjaa wm viva daniel! We loove you Daniel IUAHSIUASHUASI
Pink and Carey Hart. I fucking LOVE Pink. She’s beyond amazing; she has to be one of my favorite singers. Her parents had a terrible divorce, she dealt pot at 13 and was into hardcore drugs, she’s lived life, and she’s strong, and so
When your mom wanted a personal trainer you knew just who it should be. You told her about one guy you knew in school who is now a personal trainer for a living. You told her to give him a call but you said that she shouldn’t tell him you told her
You and your mom are going back to her old country, where she used to live up until she was 8 years old. At first you thought you’d be intimidated by this new land, with new customs and rules, but it turned out you were having quite a bit of fun.
You don’t know why your mom lived her life so precautiously and conservatively. Even you, the biggest pussy ass faggot ever (or so your old high school bullies used to say as they kicked you in the stomach and spit on your hunched up wiry frame as you
queenciityconfidential: kashmiris: dongboss: generally: fucking csi wanna do something gay to the rock? No I want to live “Damn ass fucking gay damn ass rock” Do you want to keep it and pee on it?
collababortion: kittydoom: salon: We dare you to say we don’t live in a rape culture. Amazingly, not The Onion: “[W]e now have young men telling Bloomberg News that they basically view their female peers as rape bombs just waiting to explode and
mistr3ss-l: This is how i’ll leave you slave. Bound, covered in latex like a good gimp, and a fuck machine filling your ass as i leave to meet my date. I’ll be watching you on my phone on the live stream i left on to expose you as the fucking bitch
i hate when i invite people over, and they see me light a cigarette in the living room, and then they think they can light a cigarette in the living room and i have to disillusion them. you dont pay no bills here, you better smoke that bitch on the back
Fuck you Brady i was licking the wounds thay are Reid’s daddy issues and now you’re getting me thinking about fili/kili? Do you want me to live long enough to see graduation?
dionthesocialist: It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve
punky-cunt: kuavsui:mjwatson:holy shit you guysholy shit holy fuck we are not worthy we do not deserve to live on the same planet this does Oh my god so preciousssss kanwe-yest OHH
droory: sean3116: Woke up to a hipster band doing a photo shoot in my living room and you say nothing exciting ever happens to you DO YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING GAME LOOK AT MY LIVING ROOM WE ARE ELBOW-DEEP IN HIPSTERS AND BALLOONS
cuteplaguerat:harry potter books as clickbait articlesCrazy But True… This Man Will Do ANYTHING To Live Forever!You Won’t Believe This Bathroom’s Incredible SecretHow Did One Man Escape Azkaban? The Answer Will Blow Your MindUh-Oh! Here’s One
that moment when you’re not even on your period yet but you get horrible as fuck cramps causing you to go into the fetal position and curse at every living thing in the world while waiting for the pain to pass….
feminists-please-stop: Let’s be clear. I’ll respect your religion, until you use it to try to fuck up people lives. I’ll respect your movement, until you use it to try to fuck up people lives. I’ll respect your beliefs, until you use them
camsprite: that-goddam-pan: camsprite: If you live in the UK I would urge you to complain about the show “Transgender Kids: Who Knows Best?” aired by the BBC on the 12th Jan. If you didn’t see it here is an article listing why everyone is concerned.
commando-queen: I need to get fucked by another guy by the end of the year. I need a big fucking cock inside my tiny little pussy. And I want my bf to watch me get fucked so bad. If only you lived around me I’d Love to fuck your tight pussy.
You know you live in a college town when Walmart puts personal lubrication on the same aisle as paper towels next to aspirin.
amebuschaos: “Gyda, I have come to say goodbye to you, properly. I’ve been thinking about you, about when you were small. You were so lively you could run as swiftly as the wind. You were like a quick-silver. But then, before I knew it, you stopped
candiikismet: kellyandroses: airjunebug:I live for moments like these. when you got moves from pre game to after party. AYYYYYE
weavemama: I have no sympathy for all of the (ex) trump supporters who are JUST NOW feeling regretful. fuck you, fuck your vote, and fuck your decision to jeopardize millions of lives because you wanted to whine about a bunch of emails
vicemag: We Spoke to the Alaskan Reporter Who Quit Her Job on Live TV to Run a Weed Dispensary Last night, after hosting a segment on the effort to legalize weed in Alaska, local KTVA news anchor Charlo Greene quit her job in true “fuck you, fuck you,
heliolisk:ugly-bread: I have such a loving relationship with my father I wonder what its like to live in a world where you can say fuck you to your dad cause that aint where I live
weavemama:I have no sympathy for all of the (ex) trump supporters who are JUST NOW feeling regretful. fuck you, fuck your vote, and fuck your decision to jeopardize millions of lives because you wanted to whine about a bunch of emails
You know what’s more stressful than possibly living paycheck to paycheck, possibly having to buy a new car, possibly have my father in law drive me home to Colorado? Having my husband not talk to me about any of this shit because it stresses him
smagmuck: vainlyinsain: browngirlblues: Women against feminism are basically just arguing that their individual lives are fine and they don’t care about what other women go through Oh look. An idiot. Women should have the right to choose. As long
thestormalwayscalms: jackwynand:daddy issues = not funny being traumatized by a father figure to the point where you can’t trust any man = not funny getting scared of men raising their voices = not funny living your whole life wondering why your
Life doesn’t matter when you’re staring at fire. Go stare at some fire. Preferably contained. Preferably peaceful. Hopefully far less life changing.
acidic-lives: Fuck you. Fuck every word you said to me. Fuck every emotion you made me feel. Fuck you for making me care. Fuck you for making me feel shitty. Fuck every memory we have. Fuck everything. I’m fucking done.
simonbellamy: if i had a dollar for each time someone said “you’ll change your mind about having kids” i’d have enough money to buy the government and make kids illegal
I'm all for people living their life but if you really can't walk into a show, party, mall, grocery store without being able to say that you fucked everyone there maybe it's time to stroll to the Doctors and get your brain reevaluated amongst other parts
felkina: “Oh fuck! On command and all! You just let it go inside me… every last drop! And you didn’t even try to resist it! Mmm you may not be able to fuck and live with my mistress now… but you will forever and always be my own little private
bootleg-firework: shrinking-ulzzang: rabid-logan: barbie-isalive: This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*% my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school SUPER IMPORTANT
Wow, everyone in my family is to fucking selfish to take twenty minutes out of their uneventful lives to drive me to the at&t store to firgure out why my phone is being an ass. Well fuck you too family, you are all a bunch of dicks.
Fucking people bug the shit out of me. My business is my own damn business. Get the over it when I change my blog settings or tie dye a shirt. You don't need to question everything I do. I don't live to explain myself to anons who bash on me anyways.
myredbike: “If you’re going to live, live with joy and reckless abandon. If you’re going to love, love with every single beat of your heart. If you’re going to fuck, fuck with uncontrollable desire and passion. There’s no point doing any of
heliolisk:ugly-bread:I have such a loving relationship with my fatherI wonder what its like to live in a world where you can say fuck you to your dad cause that aint where I live
fly-me-to-neverneverland: FUCK YOU I’M FUNNY
rubee: i told you not to fuck with me
letmeeatyourchildren: sherlocksmyth: THOU = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE FUCKING DOING SOMETHING. THEE = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE HAVING SOMETHING FUCKING DONE TO YOU. THY = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING CONSONANT.
c-u-n-t-dracula: octoberamethyst: theshittysofar: toxicbombher: turtleen: fandomthepossibilities: Ah yes, the Canadian spring. I went for a walk without a coat on yesterday. Today there is a snowstorm. A big fuck you to Canada. Literally Indiana
Living La Vida Loki
chnsevansarchive: supernatural meme — four otps (4/4) ↳ “i have no illusions. i know the life that i live. i know how it’s going to end for me. whatever. i’m okay with that. but i wanted you to know, that when i do picture myself happy, it’s
you say it's hard enough to live
descentintotyranny: Horrifying revelations drip out as media continues to go through Senate Torture Report 12/9/14
redheadlesbo: 50shadesofhorniness: fuck me please xkik: katiexxxox Hmmmm would live to eat you
fatanarchy: Good luck affording a place to live. Forget being able to fucking eat “healthy” like you’re “supposed to” (aka, morally obligated to). My home state is god fucking awful when it comes to cost of living
comedysexgod: comedysexgod:THIS IS THE CUTEST SEX SCENE I’VE EVER WATCHED look. i’m just a simple girl running a fucked up blog. i can’t tell you how to live. but i can tell you without a doubt that if you choose to spend ten minutes watching
Seriously I let you live with me rent free Do not fucking wake me up at 430 in the morning when I have to be up at 8 Just because the guy you wanted to fuck doesnt want to hangout anymore Im fucking pregnant and sick and dont wanna deal I just wanna sleep
m86: xtec: m86: yall, living in current time: *compares yourself to anime characters or some other dumb shit* me, living in 2060: you see this rock? it is me gemsona fuck you. fuck you fuck you. fuck y
I’m so fucking in love with you, you constantly flood my thoughts, I can’t think of anything other than you. everything reminds me of you and I love it. I don’t want to live without you. I want to marry you, I want to have your kids. I need you
thegayaxeman: if-i-lived-forever: masclanafan: youre-myfavorite: shouldnt: hypersexualsportswear: Attack me if you want but I need trailer swifts new single to knock despacito out of the #1 spot on the hot one 100 because it’s literally about
heliolisk:ugly-bread: I have such a loving relationship with my father I wonder what its like to live in a world where you can say fuck you to your dad cause that aint where I live ^^^^^^^^ just for the comment
naked-yogi:currently sitting in traffic in a parking garage watching this girl take shots of Hennessy (she’s driving) and giving her man head in the passenger seat what even is living in the city? it’s charlotte btw.
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