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Anonymous said to funsexydragonball: M-mate what? That’s Krillin! He’s the only one who truly cares enough about his wife to actually be good at pleasuring her, the others are indifferent towards them most of the time! I’m actually surprised
shweikytumb: I hope you liked your wine. Let me kiss you good night
Now your wife knows what it’s like to be fucked by a real man.
Kitten needs a playmate like this
Anybody else love a gif like this?
Apolonia & Keiran Lee in “Surprise Invasion”, may 5, 2016 @ TLIB
Who knows, after this weekend, Jason might just find himself a new job, satisfying horny cheating boyfriends just like Honey.
There’s nothing like the burning fires of being speared with one sudden thrust.
You’re not like I remember you
romy7: I’m liking this new Minecraft mod! §
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dcsart: A recent Medusa petrification themed comic I made for Ethereal-Hypno! Always a ton of fun to make a comic commission for someone, and always a lot of fun to explore themes I haven’t before. (Also, I think Zeke is very cute!) Like this comic?
jaydynamite: fabforgottennobility: awesome shot i haven’t been this surprised by a photo in a long time
peeandsquirt: The best peeing, squirting and pussy juice blog on Tumblr Click To Follow Click To Submit That thing totally slips right in her ass when she is squirting like mad!!!
dveonwilliams: thug-gifs: toughmale: ferocs88: rocc7272: Yes go ahead I like surprise Must be G rated.
1st Image:“Mphhh!”“Oh come on sexy, We’re almost alone here. No one will know”“Mphh… Mhhh.. Mhppp”“Just use your hand then if you’re worried”2nd Image:“Ohhh yeah baby like that..
They ARE just like us.
gws4life: Killed Zhaitan for the first time with the most amazing group! It was a ton of fun, and surprisingly easy. though, after all that…Raibyr and his friends had to take a chill pill and just relax.
Reblog this if you are literally surprised when people find you attractive.
You like surprises? #realtalk
auntiesuzette: Now who doesn’t like surprises…WOW.. she is packing nicely
Was very wet this morning, like surprising my girlfriend with pictures on here hehe :)
I could start my own shounen series like right now. And it’ll be about ninjas and samurais having dating troubles in highschool. Also panties.
capnkeeta replied to your photo “So this happened today…” You’ve made the big time Nah… Her liking my post is hardly an endorsement or solicitation. Was just surprised that I even got a response,
pirate-pearl: day-colors: Here’s one for the awesome @pirate-pearl ! :D I feel like Stevonnie would really like surprising people xD I’m not ready for the stevennuke x-x; I love this thanks day-colors! :D
papertownsy:when you’re like, THANK GOD THERE’S AN ‘X’ BUTTONAnd pleasingly watch it walk away, until thE STUPID MACHINE COMES BACK LIKE, ‘SURPRISE IDIOTS I BET YOU THOUGHT YOU’D SEEN THE LAST OF ME’I love it.
Um, that gift I mentioned from Dean. He surprised me with this little figurine from Hot Topic when I was on shift the other day. He got one for everyone, he said (one of the ways he spent his tax return. oh and then he made me feel like shit because
differentfacesameman: The fact that she spoke back to him in Gallifreyan surprised him, and brought a warm flutter in his chest. His arms tightened around her, almost like they were trying to merge into one being. It made sense that she knew it
macmilf4: theseeker315: macmilf4: nibblesnips: macmilf4: My first video. And a favorite for my followers, titty milk! The milk came out and I was like. 😳 It’s like SURPRISE! I’d literally suck a mile of dicks to be able to lick that milk
What if I got a portrait of Alexander Hamilton on my thigh? Would anyone talk to me afterwards? Or would they just not be surprised? Also, how ridic would it be if one day I got so angry when talking to a student I HIKED UP MY SKIRT AND SCREAMED,
nonbinaryparker replied to your post “spencer reid at an anime convention” im v surprised i did not send this to you b/c we’ve had this convo before seriously we make reid and garcia sound like the biggest weebs on the planet
andreashettle: ragingpeacock: Is funny when doctors and other peeps act like my problem is that I’m obsessed w/ my disability. Um no. You have it backwards. The problem is I HAVE to be cuz it is a constant problem. I’m deaf. About 25 years ago,
squeedge: diarrheaworldstarhiphop: heavy-is-the-metal: diarrheaworldstarhiphop: commanderdouche: Seeing Pop Vinyl figures is like pop vinyl is like, taco bell in demolition man. it won the vinyl toy wars, in that, through brute force and basic nerd
thecopyleftist:“Why would you unalone me by surprise and think that’d be fun for me?” –Please Like Me 402
welp, looks like I’m watching Fringe, fringe, sean3116 hell yeah we did it fringies
Also! Before that dream I had another dream that took place in a world that was mostly ocean (like Waterworld, I guess), everyone traveled around on ships or man-made docks and most of society interacted on the internet (so, like real life). Bad behavior
Me: *browsing app games* oh, this one sounds interesting, I wonder what the gameplay looks like.App Page: Play our game! *image of title screen*Me: Cool, what does the gameplay look like?App Page: Play as cool characters! *image of non-gameplay rendering
When that girl grabbed me in front of the contest house it made me feel really anxious. Real or fake I don’t like surprise attention like that.
generic2007popsong: last week i saw sausage party, there were only 2 other ppl in the theater and they walked out halfway through do you know what it’s like to watch a movie like sausage party all by yourself in a theater? it was an incredibly surreal
shesheistyy:Everyone thinks I’m boring but I just don’t have the energy unless I really really like yo ass then it’s like SURPRISE I have a personality bitch
nicknamenyquil: africanaquarian: thee-culture: africanaquarian: thebigblackwolfe: nothing weird that identical twins do surprises me any more because they’re just like that, so Tamera Mowry admitting she’s tried Tia’s breast milk doesn’t
stayuptoseethedawn: osointricate: shorm: birdpear: depression is like trying to peel a potato with another potato its not fun it doesnt work and you just wanna cry …why is this such a good metaphor what the fuck #and then people are like #God!
papertownsy:when you’re like, THANK GOD THERE’S AN ‘X’ BUTTONAnd pleasingly watch it walk away, until thE STUPID MACHINE COMES BACK LIKE, ‘SURPRISE IDIOTS I BET YOU THOUGHT YOU’D SEEN THE LAST OF ME’
iranmyman: i like surprises like this 🙈 follow: IRAN MY MAN!!! ❤️ @perversionworld
I sure like surprises like this!
mossycoat:i mean personally i hope the queen recovers from covid and makes her first public appearance since being diagnosed only to fall down an insanely long flight of stairs. like three minutes straight just rolling down unforgiving marble steps. like
idolomantises:idolomantises:I was watching Komi San with my sibling a few months ago and I’m surprised nobody ever talks about a character who’s running gag is that she’s chubby and everyone calls her fat but she looks like this:It reminds me of
chrispine-trees: do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise
ive finally watched moana and it is very good and I like her voice and pua and the last scene with te fiti, its beautiful
to be honest its always funny when people “see me” as something like i may be adorable and like adorable things but then im up at 3am laughing at FNAF while drawing beat up and bloody pictures of fictional characters
cumlickmywetpussy: wokeninvain: Good morning, baby girl. Daddy has a new game. Would you like Him to tell you the rules, or do you like surprises today? even though I don’t have a Daddy Dom anymore, i still will post Daddy/babygirl posts :)
prayfrthewickd: I like surprising myself. I don’t want to do the norm, do what I’m always known to do, write how I like to write.
watched a LOT of the old avatar series today! I really like it a lot ;u; and I heard jen hale’s voice TWICE TWICE it was great
i’m surprisingly reading this aria/tevos fic by a writer I really like and holy shit ship it hard
MIKU APP UPDATE: she juST ASKED ME “what should i give to Luka?” and one of the options was “tuna” and then she was like “exactly what i was thinking!" miku was……………….that
tell me(privately in an ask so no one is accidentally spoiled)
Guys, my coworker just surprised me by bringing me a milkshake to my desk :’)
