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cklikestogame: beautifulpicturesofhealthyfood: Sweet Potato Veggie Wrap…RECIPE I’d eat this every fucking day. EVERY.DAY. I WILL EAT THIS EVERY DAY Fucking wow, forget bread I’m just gonna make all my sandwiches like this now.
askthespudthief: by crown95 My first fanart! *squee* /(o<o)\ I’m so glad you liked it!
daily-deliciousness:Crispy baked potato wedges
tanyan-art: this is what fiera does in her free time wolfade-art no h8 don’t treat me like potato god this is so cute
captbexx: Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die…..
the-husband-of-a-kitten: Chipmunks make you fat!! Like potato chips!
www.sinfullysexyphonesex.com/sadie.html Like potato chips one is never enough
too-much-green: I finally gave in and did one of those cool pokemon variations going around \o/ I picked Chikorita (my radish baby) for mine and it’s based on different parents, mainly the father! I’ve always liked the idea that when breeding 2 different
seltaire: He likes potatoes, bees, hoarding orphaned coat buttons and sough dough bread. I like this rendition of him more since I imagined him to be in his mid to late twenties.
When people tell me their problems and I don't know what to say:
slaverchronicles: LIKE POTATO CHIPS ONE IS NEVER ENOUGH These two beautiful roommates both had boyfriends, but when the boys were away the clits would play. Their boyfriends thought they were satisfying the girls having no idea that they were bi or
topdreamsfrombeyonddarkness: “Super Circumcision / Pretty Like Swan Smart like Potato” (Based on a The Picture Above as Submitted)picture is not mine / caption by @TDFBD Perfectly circumcised
dankmemeuniversity: I feel so weird for not really liking potatoes all that much
Reblog for women who like potatoes!
onelonelydalek: sh4ne: i want one of these i would hang it up ‘Don’t treat me like potato’ -my new comeback for any argument
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fartgallery: groovyhobo: fartgallery: i was boiling some small potatoes on the stove and i pierced one with my fork to see if it was done and it made a very distinct “ummm?” sound. as if i was bothering it. and now i feel like i should just leave
archiemcphee: Chicago-based artist Alex Solis creates simple drawings that turn into awesome finished pieces with the incorporation of his own hands and/or other ordinary objects, like potato chips or fruit. He brings his drawings to life by appearing
c1u: reblog if you are into bondage or if you like french fries
petty-valentine: peniswhoreousrex: ruinedchildhood: kee-yaw-nah: I’m logging off. she thicc I’d like to mash those potatoes 😏😏 Tater thot lol XD
lumos5001: josephsclackers: how do u get the boy to like u
savarend: thranduil showing up after the destruction of erebor is like “hey whats going on in this threa—nevermind”
migayru: dubbed anime is kind of like wheres waldo except instead of trying to find waldo you try to find vic mignogna
Today I worked the busiest day of my life at my job (700 registered visitors wat). Also, I’m in the dining hall right now and “Thrift Shop” is on and all I can think of is the small potatoes. I hope everyone is having a good start to
indevan: the-fury-of-a-time-lord: peculiargroove: barniferous: Nobody can write dialogue like Tommy Wiseau. Nobody. That’s life. hahaha waht a story maaahk the voice of a generation
The new FOB song has the lyric “We are like young volcanoes,” but I keep singing “We are all small potatoes.”
sirseph: we are wild we are like young
because-seven-speight-nine: WE ARRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE WILD WE ARE LIKE
dragginage: please please please teach your children to cook while they still live under your roof. even the most elementary things can’t be overlooked. because i just had to show my 24 year old boyfriend how to use a potato peeler and now i need to
wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva:ursulaklegun:This went from kinda weird to completely deranged like nothing else I’ve ever seenAnytime I’m on this website and I see a video of a white person standing in a kitchen I just know that I am about to
ask-sashapotato: So I found an English version of Guren no Yumiya and I took a little time to put it together with the video to give everyone a feel for what an English dub might potentially look like! (ps, it was higher quality but tumblr said the
thunderupton: can we please stop complimenting people by comparing them to ourselves? “you’re so good looking and I’m just over here like a potato” no. stop. a compliment is supposed to make someone feel good, not make two people feel bad or
ALTThis blurry speck is a spotted towhee. Trust me.I haven’t been on as many birdwalks as I would like. Recently I had an opportunity to interview for a part time job at a local botanic garden, so I took advantage and brought my binoculars to the
look at these potatoes even though they have different skin colours they are still friends we should all act more like potatoes
ladyofmeows: hellabloggin: when did potatoes learn how to run Potatoes..
captbexx:Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die…..
aerix-spades:prguitarman:thenatsdorf:Cat likes potatoes. (via) The comedic timing of that lick tho 👌🏼
i ever tell u guys about the time i mixed dr. pepper with pancake batter and it tasted like potatoes.
pomodoko: First OPM fanart, inspired by this adorable fic by Potato Jesus. Commission Info
braidsandbruisedknees: @pleasurabledistractions babe would you eat this? @braidsandbruisedknees I’m weird and don’t like potatos 🙁
sexidyslexia: Look at you, sailing through the air majestically. Like an eagle… Piloting a blimp.
Carrots cut like potato chips are the best, and perfect for dipping into moderate amounts of ranch.
ileftmyheartinwesteros: Read More ahoboandhisbox said: not to laugh at your issues, but that’s kind of funny. Man do you have any idea how disappointed I was when I woke up and the potatoes were gone? I was looking forward to those for breakfast
Friends are like potatoes- if you eat them, they die.
deducecanoe: davelistersstalker: bunterglitzer: scumfolk: The liquor one killed me I really love dogs anyway Oh this is just the cutest I am a fan of the potato one. Like… potatos. Of all the things LOL
Repost of the leg pic because my legs look great and I’ve never really liked my legs. So here you all go
Young Girl With Eyes Like Potatoes
850swoosh: deadjosey: selphhhhhhh: “dude im a plant” good vibes dude good vibes This pot feels a lot like potatoes mannnn
prguitarman:thenatsdorf:Cat likes potatoes. (via) The comedic timing of that lick tho 👌🏼
resiliencewithin:You’re tired. Burnt out. Exhausted. Stressed. This lowers your capacity for emotional regulation. You’ll cry more easily. Get dragged into low moods more easily. Simple little things where you’re like ‘dang, that shouldn’t hit
berandomness:Mashed potato Mashed potato :)
clarasday: stoneotis: seriously if u wanna be friends just send me hi LITERALLY DO NOT SEND ME HI I WONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH HI ILL FUCK IT UP I SWEAR IF U WANNA BE FRIENDS YOURE GONNA NEED TO SEND ME SOMETHING LIKE “so i hear u like potato”
phasmascaptain: just-shower-thoughts: Everything in the universe is either a potato or not a potato.
fullcravings: Coconut Pineapple Sweet Potato Bread with Rum Icing and Toasted Coconut Like this blog? Visit my Home Page or Video page for more!And please Subscribe to the Email Club (it’s free) for a sexy bonus gift :)~Rebloging the Art of
easternwu: 30 Days of Jojo DAY ONE - Favorite Jojo: JOGIO I’m sorry but I just can’t choose one. Jojos to me are like potatoes. They can appear in different forms (mashed, fries,chips, hash browns) but in the end they’re still potatoes and I love
flatbear:feels-like-fire:ryuuenx:krazehcakes:Bow down to the kinglisseemaeflatbearI KNEW. WHEN I SCROLLED DOWN AND SAW POTATOES I FUCKING KNEW SOMEONE WOULD TAG ME IN THIS.
Lmao the first thing I do when I try a dress on is lift it up at the back to see what my arse looks like with it Like “hmm ok but does my butt look good?”
