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animericans: geleleo: “When you finally avenge your clan #sasukeuchiha” are you fucking kidding me
I would love to do a giveaway of a pair of these someday! (After I “previewed” them myself, lol. kidding!!) They’re expensive though… Check them out here if you want. =3
fauxreal: are you fuckin kidding me aaaaaawwwww
villainouslaughs: wanna-be-a-reindeer: (x) he’s being fucking paid to be pretend to be a dragon that’s 7-year old me’s fucking dream are you kidding that’s current me’s dream!
oddlyloved: cr3at1vem1nd: ishootemdown: WTFFFFFFFFFFF NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! I BUY THESE ALL THE TIME! flyyybrodaniel: 90blin: pokingsmot: nah this isn’t real. is it? :( YOU’RE FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT? Dude, I’m stocking the FUCK up then. omg
So I work in a dollar store, and we sell really cheap art supplies. Today, these two kids bought a big pack of art pencils, and being an artist myself, I asked if they were artists, and told them I was one too. They said “Cool, what do you draw?”
I of course don’t speak for everyone butA lot of people don’t want kids not because they’d be a bad parent, it’s because they know couldn’t be anything less than a good parent and being a good parent takes more than many
deenoverdami: nickey79: sizvideos: Video You are not born with hate and this here proves that Too sweet Look at how quickly those two girls jump up. Like if women aren’t the greatest things in this world, my god.Girls are the best.
ambris-waifu-hoard: dalehan: I wasn’t sure if you were kidding or not when you asked for Salazzle lewds, I probably should have asked before drawing this… I was not kidding. Thank you for your contribution! more pls she’s on my team~ <3
societykilledher: forgivemeasinner: justinmilwaukee: This is so awesome. Yeah, I can’t help but reblog this. No matter how famous or tough you are, if a little kid is stoked on you… You stop and recognize that he is your biggest fan. His face
vahnitr: vahnitr: the older you get the more conscious you need to be about kids in fandom spaces…. things is different now. might have been “okay” to talk about smutty shit with adults back when you was a kid on livejournal in 2001 but its 2017
List of things to say when someone asks why you don’t want kids
"You're A Complex Little Bugger."
hitchdreyses: Okay so I’m looking at the snk art of them as kids right? and I see Jean’s art of him as a kid and I can’t help but think that he’s crying because he got bullied When you think about this it starts to make sense why Jean was
earthshakinlove: dualchainz: white vs latino moms waking up their kids Lmaoooo childhood memories
So you don’t buy that for yourself as a grownup? Because long before I had kids I was paying light bills and keeping the gas on and keeping food in the house. You don’t get kudos for doing WHAT THE FUCK YOU SUPPOSED TO DO.
not-suitable-for-kids: You know what’s really annoying about being a girl? SHAVING. Like unless you’re a wizard your legs are never completely smooth there’s always that one patch that you miss. And even if you shave perfectly and don’t miss
gorillaz-confessions: For my birthday we went roller skating, my friends payed for a birthday message and my favorite song to play, Clint Eastwood, I kid you not almost everyone in that building started singing.
MY NIGGA. I NEED A CLONE OF HIM PRONTO. I’LL ROB A BITCH FOR A NIGGA LIKE THIS, I KID YOU NOT.
sapphrikah: THERE IS AN OPEN WAR ON OUR BODIES. EDIT THE MOTHERFUCKING PRODUCT HAS TINY PRINT BELOW THE NAME THAT SAYS “NEW with MELANIN-VANISH ™” FOR THE BLITHERING LOVE OF FUCK, I KID YOU NOT. In SO many ways. I can’t even believe the gall
oops three hours early for my flight and all the bars just closed this airport is MASSIVE and EMPTY. there are mice running around i kid you not
didyouknowmagic: perfektphit: ayababadu: hecallsmepineappleprincess:feministdisney:freereeves:Representation matters. still in love with this photo this photo is important 😍😍 I kid you not when I met Tiana I was holding back tears…. I’m
verdemonde: Now you play on the show, a kid that’s not real bright, not real smart. But in real life, you are a member of MENSA, which is very impressive. Are people surprised when they meet you, that you’re not that character? (x)
almostgolden: all i want in life. i kid you not
butimnotrealimtheatre: orderofthemockingjay: leroyss: saekimchi: iaquariuschicken: thatswhatkentsaid: OBAMA IS DANCING WITH ELLEN This is everything I’ve ever wanted. my exact reaction and I kid you not: -scrolls down dash--scrolls back up-Is
fullmetalquest: gandalfthegregarious: finalfantasyvii: medakakurokami: now THAT is one good looking WcDonald’s i’ve seen a lot of WcDonald’s in anime, but that is a highly realistically rendered WcDonald’s What the fuck I kid you not it
arsludicra: arsludicra: Booty growin’ errday. :3 Someone tried to catfish me on my own Grindr with this picture today … I kid you not.
littlemissdauntless1712: “I felt bad cause I didn’t recognize him right away, and I was all like "Oh my god, this guy is almost as hot as Andy Biersack.” And then I realized it was Andy Biersack. I kid you not.“ - Greg (Onision)
damned-to-hell: orderofthemockingjay: leroyss: saekimchi: iaquariuschicken: thatswhatkentsaid: OBAMA IS DANCING WITH ELLEN This is everything I’ve ever wanted. my exact reaction and I kid you not: -scrolls down dash--scrolls back up-Is that
jeanloup: Beatrix Mae Marathon. 22 images, all of Beatrix Mae, I kid you not. © Jeanloup De Loupe. Please leave info intact when blogging. bonspielectomy
templeofginger: jeanloup: Beatrix Mae Marathon. 22 images, all of Beatrix Mae, I kid you not. © Jeanloup De Loupe. Please leave info intact when blogging. Geat work JeanLoup!
gunrunnerhell: SMLEAR I kid you not. This rifle is called a SMLEAR. It’s an SMLE (Short Magazine Lee-Enflied) with some AR-15 front and rear sights, along with a one piece custom stock and grip mimicking the AR, hence the SMLE + AR name. It is even
flowury: how could you not reblog this i mean really Morgan freeman is one of my home dogs
meenah-poly: asdfghkl-1d: nesdik: I JUST FOUND OUT THAT BROCCOLI IS A FLOWER?!?!?! THATS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE WHEN IT BLOOMS MY LIFE IS FOREVER CHANGED I googled it . Tumblr user nesdik kids you not . wat
letters-to-lgbt-kids: My dear lgbt+ kids, You didn’t choose to be lgbt+ to annoy your parents - and if your parents even make you feel that way, then they’re honestly not only ignorant but also very selfish. It’s not about them. With all
Carey Mulligan is poetry in motion, I kid you not.
brentwalker092: ExACTly what I just got done doin to Mack—I kid you not :) [And thanks chelseaboi86 for your ultra-sweet fan-mail—between that and Mack’s super-hot butt in my face I’m already LOVIN this day…]
natalya-rostov-deactivated20220:plumslices:I fucking. love him. [Video Description: A tiktok of a man replying to a comment by @/heatherblue50, that reads: I love parenting. I hope you consider it at some point in life. It really stretches you to grow
annabellbell88: Kid you not, I have those exact same purple uggs lol
ukmilitarymen: Tom Jones, soldier from Wales, I kid you not!
science-and-magic: havetardiswilltravel: sherlockscoat: lotusbaby: It all started with a simple photo kladfjlsdjf all of my shit is lost GUH…I think that my brain just dripped out through my ears. I kid you not about this: tears are actually
you’ve gotta be fucking kidding me I hate putting furniture together rAAAAAAAAGSHOGH I have no patience for this!! isn’t it simpler to just stack books rather than to put together a bookshelffff omggggg
wolfsisters: if sansa or arya dies i kid you not i will throw the entire asoiaf series down into a burning pit and then i’ll throw myself in there too and i will rise, unburnt, with the first three dragons the world has seen for hundreds of years feeding
you know what makes me happy though?thinking about korrasami and wuko adopting kids and then everyone gets together with bopal’s kids and not to mention the animal babies like little naga, pabu, and badgermole babies to play with the kids
migscast: if this wasn’t your reaction while watching the vma performance then you’re a fake monster I’m the guy who’s eating his food & drinking his beverage in the far back.
kamuela18: meenah-poly: asdfghkl-1d: nesdik: I JUST FOUND OUT THAT BROCCOLI IS A FLOWER?!?!?! THATS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE WHEN IT BLOOMS MY LIFE IS FOREVER CHANGED I googled it . Tumblr user nesdik kids you not . wat Mind. Blown.
i was at Mr.Sub and i kid you not, this nigga was saggin and he had one of the biggest bubblest asses ive ever seen in person. i wish i had my phone to take a pic, so good
maneljavier:First Look at Nintendo Labo (x)
polyglotplatypus: TOBY FOX, CONDEMNED FOR HOMESTUCK CRIMES
@wolfofmars ha risposto alla tua foto: Kid you not this is the first thing that come to… FAHDKKSKD I was gonna make the same fucking joke shdjasdjsj I’m surprised I haevent seen it yet around
pumpkin party in sea hitler's water apocalysps*
taytathot: Getting someone pregnant does not make you a dad. Dropping in for a 5 minute visit a handful of times a year does not make you a dad. Telling people you have a kid does not make you a dad. Getting a tattoo of the child’s name does not
taytathot:Getting someone pregnant does not make you a dad.Dropping in for a 5 minute visit a handful of times a year does not make you a dad.Telling people you have a kid does not make you a dad.Getting a tattoo of the child’s name does not make you
sweetn0thing92: alohaorsomething: Touch my girl and i will throw you into hell Lmao I will though
tankasaurus: 5dollarshake: Hazel’s favorite character. #zarya #overwatch I’m not allowed to play anything else when she’s watching! THIS IS ADORABLE
darthblue: Found on cgl, I kid you not
Don’t lie, I know at least half of you can almost hear the music start when she opens her eyes! Also…I didn’t know they censored the whole dialogue between them at the end of the first season. Or that they didn’t show the last
yolfscorner replied to your post: ok so tharja is a char that falls in l… We get no gay options. Which sucks. I mean… why would you not want to romantically pursue your best friend’s now totally hot time estranged daughter from an apocalyptic
Last night after Rob finished fucking me he cuddled me from the back while I had my legs crossed and I kid you not I kept cumming a good 3 times after to the point where I was still getting wet and I felt it on my thigh and Rob laughed cause he felt my
Dude I’m suppose to be drinking 85ounces of water a day….I kid you not I will either pee my pants or drown
![brentwalker092: ExACTly what I just got done doin to Mack—I kid you not :) [And thanks chelseaboi86 for your ultra-sweet fan-mail—between that and Mack’s super-hot butt in my face I’m already LOVIN this day…]](https://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbj46uTAwx1r3blz9o1_250.jpg)
