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littleprincessaubrey: aviciibylevels: amandafiske: Opposite of walking into a glass door. i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS lol
After you walked into your wife with her boss, she wanted to make things very clear to you, “you shouldn’t have asked him to hire me if you knew he had fucked all his previous secretaries and I want to keep this job because the best thing of the job
aviciibylevels: amandafiske: Opposite of walking into a glass door. i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS
whatifyoubelievedme: catbug: screaming-at-the-constellations: That’s fucking cruel I hate getting tips like this. I can’t walk into my apartment office and say, “I don’t have money, but LET ME PAY YOU WITH THE WORD OF GOD!”PSA: Don’t tip
Now it’s awkward, walked into my bedroom after my shower and found my sister’s best friend (who was having a sleep over) in my bed like this.
billythomas: Dad stopped just short of entering me. “You know, son, you don’t have to do this.” I looked over my shoulder at Dad standing over me. My arsehole opened up the size of a plum whenever he walked into the room. Was he serious? “It’s
I imagine Emmie would get carried a lot on treks, and have too much fun with it :P Let’s hope Bismuth doesn’t walk her into a tree~THIS
liftingbehr: Now tell me. What would you do if you walked into the dry sauna and seen all this sitting there having a good time joking around? LOL
ginger-ale-official: updogonline: ginger-ale-official: updogonline: me walking into the grocery store to buy everything bagels Hohoho! I like this post! If I made it i would have written ginger ale instead of everything bagels but that’s fine
wilfcrd:One day mark is gonna walk into staples and they’ll have this sign up
pondwitch: skumpitt: go-go-powdergangers: you have to be fucking kidding me Just a reminder that Bethesda actually thought this was an acceptable way to end a story. me: hey fawkes can you walk five feet into this room and type 3 numbers on a keyboard
fumbledeegrumble: This one goes out to the stocky fat guys. The ones like me, with big arms, broad shoulders, big hands, etc.The ones who have felt the fear wafting off of thin people whenever you walk into the room.The ones who wouldn’t hurt a fly.The
invokingbees: weeniebagel: invokingbees: Walk into your kitchen at 3am and this wizard is waiting for you, having drunk your beer and sampled, but disliked, your potato chips, hasn’t done the dishes, and he isn’t happy What do you do? “Really,
snuv: imlizy: megapope: humanoidhistory: “Ohhh, dadgummit!” Jack Schmitt tumbles over into the lunar dust during the Apollo 17 mission to the Moon, December 11-14, 1972. worth noting that this is the most recent living person to have walked on the
the-home-kvetch:heathyr:heathyr:this man unlocked the beast’s cage and walked into it himself after bathing in raw meat juice. i have no sympathy for what happens to him as a resultSomeone make that Legolas and Gimli meme so it says “I never thought
fiercefatfeminist: so a 21 year old white man walked into a black church tonight in Charleston and opened fire killing eight people. This person is a terrorist but I’m willing to bet all the money I have and all the money I will ever make that he will
feed-me-fitness: amburgurandfries: enterthedreamatorium: If you’re a boy who walked up to younger/nerdier girls in the hallway during high school and said “hey my friend thinks you’re cute” and then burst into giggles along with said friend
obesecamels: defaultdude: If I walk into a store and it doesn’t have mannequins like these then they just lost a customer I NEED TO KNOW HOW THIS OUTFIT LOOKS ON A BACKFLIP
asksexpositivefluttershy: thpock: can you IMAGINE seeing adam west walk into an orgy and just start Being Batman… holy shit now I’m going o have trouble imagining an orgy WITHOUT Adam West Being Batman. …it’s almost painful how much this
omgitsggpumps: i have an idea for this scene where alexa is wearing this exact outfit and she walks into the kitchen and her dad is working on some home improvements. He tells her to try out the new barstools at the counter and when she sits down theres
fiercefatfeminist: fiercefatfeminist: so a 21 year old white man walked into a black church tonight in Charleston and opened fire killing eight people. This person is a terrorist but I’m willing to bet all the money I have and all the money I will
allegoricalrose: whatwecanfic replied to your quote:I spent the rest of the summer walking around the… Why is there NO RPF with Billie and Chris getting it on?! WHY???!!! (not that I’m into RPF…uhhh… just only seems fair.) Young by thebadddestwolf
thesonicscrew: nineteenpercent: aviciibylevels: amandafiske: Opposite of walking into a glass door. i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRs I don’t feel bad for this guy at all. He’s an a-hole who was about to put his grubby handprint
alliwannadoisbangscrew: nogirlfriendhaver: you walk into gamestop and this dude slaps your GF’s ass what do you do? my gf’s been vaporized and the shockwave propelled me thru three walls, all I can do is wait for death to have mercy
tangobullets: tangobullets: braingremlin: i have completed my magnum opus it shall be tweeted at the mcdonald’s official twitter in the morning look at his salted body glisten I walked into the kitchen at like 2 am and saw this on ollies screen
youngstero: walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)
exorcismminustheextra: two scientists walk into a bar the first one says, “ill have a martini” because who the fuck says “h20” when asking for water and anyway who asks for water in a bar fuck it this scientist is getting a martini
exceptionals: me: *walks into hospital* id like to return myselfnurse: u cant-me: i have the receipt *hands them my birth certificate*nurse: no problem come right this way
georgiapreach: REAR DROP!!! I nearly wrecked my car when I saw this young tender and her natural donk walk into the beauty supply store. I just hate having to buy a comb and hair grease to play it off. Boyyyyyyy, the money I’ve wasted buying stuff
wickedgayblog: MOST POPULAR POSTS THIS WEEKQuestion of the Day :: What was the name of the very first gay bar you ever walked into?Were you nervous? Where was it located? Do you remember any song that may have been playing? What year was it?HOLY BULGE
liqdsnke: Jessica had been fearing this moment ever since her mother told her last week. She could hear the guest walking into tthe house chatting with her mother, Amy, exchanging the usual welcomes and how have you beens. As there footsteps got closer
mannyvoix: aviciibylevels: amandafiske: Opposite of walking into a glass door. i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS lmfaoo iknow hes mad
itskaitiecali: @worldsportsculture having fun downstairs?😋😌 told you I would tag u when I walked into work this am 😜😜😜
unicornbl000d: aviciibylevels: amandafiske: Opposite of walking into a glass door. i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS This makes me fucking laugh SO hard. I used to work at a fast food joint, a few years ago. And we had a door that has
diary-dumpster: I should have bought this..id love to walk into your dimly lit room and slowly peel this off for you
koalalove121: Definitely one of my favorites. A girl was just walking around the expo carrying this giant head. When I asked to take a picture of her, she crouched down, put the head on herself, and transformed into this. I actually have no idea what
nineteenpercent: aviciibylevels: amandafiske: Opposite of walking into a glass door. i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRs I don’t feel bad for this guy at all. He’s an a-hole who was about to put his grubby handprint on what he thought
lokistimetravelingsassbutt: aviciibylevels: amandafiske: Opposite of walking into a glass door. i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS And this, my friend, is why we dont put our fingers on the glass
tinyeyeslie: future-s: So I walk into work today and I get this as a present… This is the best thing I have ever seen.