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shuploc:Mark is always 6 inches away from making a dick joke. Dude, be a little creative, dick jokes are so old… I mean cum on. Psh! As if he could make a better dick joke than me. I have to beat Jack off my dick jokes all the time!
askchazitanta: (A/N: I’ll need to check with Greys just to make sure the idea I have for Chaz meeting Steve and Bro is plausible. :D In the meantime, have a Lex Luthor joke.) Buck yeah Lex Luthor joke!! Think of all those cakes….
Gengar used Lick. It’s super effective. We all know i had to make that joke come on. A very nice picture of Rosa geting licked by a Gengar’s large tongue. We also have a nice view of her pussy and breasts ;). Hentai Archive: http://bit.ly/18T
His friend is an asshole hes so gross how dare he!? How dare he try to make her look like a fool on stage hes so gross i hate him i fucking hate him
hom3stuck-pon3: i have a feeling half of the simpsons cast wanted to make this joke for so long
neilnevins: frog-and-toad-are-friends: I can’t wait until like twenty years after weed is fully legalized and nobody cares anymore and comedians have to make real movies with real jokes
ask-gallows-callibrator: demon-sweets: No. Just no. Ok?So I used to make this joke all the time. Now I have chronic tinnitus. For those of you who don’t know what that is, it’s nerve damage in your ears which often comes as a result of being constantly
lesbianvenom: i have never had so much second hand embarrassment in my life like i was trying to make a joke about this but i can’t i just can’t overcome the embarrassment
vonisv: opticbread: vonisv: demonshauntingcomputers: i found this dudes deviantart page and i honestly don’t know how there are people who base their entire identities around nazism and my little pony like we don’t even have to make jokes about
I only have 24 hours to make this joke...
phoneus: catmom-emmy: phoneus: does anyone have that pic of actor mads mikkelsen biting his tongue in an impish smile and typing on a tan computer maybe? me logging in to make cum jokes
savarend: important gender headcanons for queer punk au Read More I’m gonna cry these are perfect (and having these on record is pretty cool). Also, yeah, I assumed Reiner and Krista were cis. But they’re cool. And def not het. So
1337banna: gottalovesteak: 1337banna: gottalovesteak: magic-in-a-bottle: teuthidactyl: peaceheather: beanmom: ask-gallows-callibrator: demon-sweets: No. Just no. Ok? So I used to make this joke all the time. Now I have chronic tinnitus.
treeofficial: DR AU where everything is exactly the same but everyone feels compelled to make really awful jokes at other peoples expense I don’t have any bad jokes to make about Sakura i cant do it.
To get to this place we were going to, we had to drive on a road called Sheep Creek. So, for a while, we were up Sheep Creek without a paddle
Something that I’ve always respected about SU is that despite having numerous opportunities, they pretty much never make fun of Pearl’s nose.I mean, they don’t really make fun of anyone’s physical appearance, which is great, but
tinycartridge: Picross 3D Round 2 out today ⊟ With a demo coming too! Do yourself a favor and play the demo if you’ve never played Picross 3D. If you have played Picross 3D, I’m sure you’re just crying uncontrollably in joy like I am. CRYING.
officialunitedstates: instead of making yo mama jokes make morty jokes. morty so small the rick population had to start morty to have enough room to live mortily
Guy I’m kinda talking to: early knock off what should I do?Me jokingly: I’m making cookies, come to mine Guy: alright I gotta go to the gym first Me: surely you have a better offer than making cookies with me? Him: aha I don’t have friends hun20
I’m not trying to become someone I’m not. All I want is to crack a joke once and a while you don’t have to laugh or anything but all I’m trying to do is make you smile or a little grin. And whenever I don’t crack a joke or speak you think something
legal-soma: juniperf: ask-gallows-callibrator:demon-sweets: No. Just no. Ok?So I used to make this joke all the time. Now I have chronic tinnitus. For those of you who don’t know what that is, it’s nerve damage in your ears which often comes as
frog-and-toad-are-friends:I can’t wait until like twenty years after weed is fully legalized and nobody cares anymore and comedians have to make real movies with real jokes
crappylineofbestfit: i have been waiting MONTHS to make this joke
youthculturekilledmydog: i love how he just HAPPENS TO HAVE A PAIR OF GLASSES he was probably carrying them around for ages just waiting for the perfect time to make this joke god bless
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seize-the-ass: francieum: ruinedbygays: When Barack Obama makes a joke: When Mitt Romney makes a joke: I actually have connections to Mitt Romney and I met him at some gathering back when I was in high school and he’s actually a pretty funny guy.
the-absolute-funniest-posts: hom3stuck-pon3: i have a feeling half of the simpsons cast wanted to make this joke for so long
youtubers-forever-love: geistbox: This motherfucker sat on this account for two fucking years waiting to make this joke and all I can think about is how long they must have agonized thinking of the best way to deliver the punchline that they would only
otomejesus: Halloween idea: rip off your flesh to cosplay as skeletiano and make skeleton jokes all night