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demonzillah: neopianangst: eollis: So, I went on Neopets after a LONG while. First thing I see. NO, FYORA, YOU CAN’T HAVE YOUR TOILET. BRING ME THIS TOILET AND YOU WILL BE REWARDED. I HAVE TO TAKE A MASSIVE SHIT. MY FAERIE SHIT WILL BE YOUR REWARD.
I so let my husband paint on me tonight…this is the picture he took with the black light…I wasn’t going to blog it…lol…but my hubby said it was sexy as hell and that I needed to…so I am going to have a little fun
I am off to sleep…ummm…I mean off to play…I mean off to sleep…Ok…let me get this right…lol..I mean I am off to bed…I will find out if I am off to sleep or if I am off to play…if I have my way…
opps…just recounted…I guess I have five more…lol…OK..here is the TT pictures…its amazing my phone still works after taking all these pictures in the shower…lol
I am out of my bath and ready to dream…every night when I close my eyes…a wonderful adventure begins in my mind…I will admit I am partial to my sexual dreams…I have even woke up out of them having an orgasm…lol…wi
sushiandpie: augustusrex: fuckyeah-avengers: xoxotony: batnipple: “Draw me like one of your French heroes.” I have no idea where this came from but it’s hilarious. Do it Steve, draw me The first time I reblogged this I was laughing too
ponyrides: this spam is going to be for all you feet people that message me to post pics. YOUR WELCOME. lol i don’t have pretty feet. i never paint the nails, the bottoms of my feet are usually dirty, and i never wear socks with shoes. my feet never
Ooh, I found an angle in which I have an ass! LOL Just having a little photo fun in the bathroom this morning.
have a sweet summer !follow me on my fb page ~ https://www.facebook.com/LawzillaArt/
You all are always saying how much you miss me, but I have to be in a mood to take pictures of myself.. also I’m very busy, full time job and full time student! It’s hard sometimes but I’m going to go through my pictures and see if I have any pictures
y'all I gotta gain the courage to have sex with this guy and his huge toy collection. already been there once but phew wow someone else in control of a vibe that’s not me???
"HAVE YOU EVER" hour. DO IT.
Me: heck yeah! I’m gonna drink a whole beer and maybe have a hold tonight! Me, 40 mins later trying to ignore my already painfully full bladder while in the shower:……..frickkkkk I hope I can make it……….Me, 3 mins after
knightscrest: if u have a crush on me i have one question: what made u lower ur standards so much
meloetta: mosquito: *about to bite me* me: umm i have a bf
the-goddamazon: generalbriefing: xamazingphanx: vtforpedro: Good god why is this cracking me up so much This has nothing to do with my blog, really. I just started laughing and am having difficulties stopping. Lol I WILL ALWAYS REBLOG THIS BECAUSE
It's almost October and I still don't have my Pottermore email
lol I’m glad female sexism is starting to be pointed out more. Been bugging me for like a decade. Only in the last year have I seen things like this. ^ I mean I’ve been pointing shit out like this for years. I’m kind of a pioneer for
lol This happens to me at work all the time…. too many good looking women walking by or flirting with me over our company messenger. Serious. I’d say 10% of the time I spend at work I have an erection.
lol If you have a heart condition you’re out too. Trust me.
lol Honestly every time someone is whining about something and I can just tell they have zero convictions in this regard. They just want attention etc. This is exactly what it sounds like to me. This… crass.
lamdiel: I wish dates didn’t have such strong romantic attachment to them. Like, I wish I could go up to a friend of mine and be like, “Hey I want to take you to a nice restaurant. Let’s get dressed up fancy and go.” We’d go have a fancyass
que-mystery: v171: One time I was playing the sims and I wanted to make me and mike but I wanted to make us separately and have us meet. But when I moved into my house, I had this sexy ass neighbor. I figured I could have a fling with him and break
owlmylove: bibliotheksbewohnerin: things that still freak me out: those sinks americans have in their kitchens that you can destroy stuff with DO OTHER PEOPLE NOT HAVE GARBAGE DISPOSALS
onedirectioncutefacts: SEEING PRETTY GIRLS OBSESS OVER MY FAVORITE BANDMEMBER MAKES ME SO FUCKING MAD YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND LIKE I LITERALLY HAVE THE DESIRE TO RUN U OVER WITH A FUCKIN TRUCK IF UR PRETTIER THAN ME AND WANT THE SAME DICK AS ME
do-you-have-a-flag: thatcrazywhoviangirl: do-you-have-a-flag: tomorrow Always reblog NSYNC the day before May THIS WAS REBLOGGED VIA ME FROM FROM EXACTLY A YEAR AGO I’M LAUGHING Obligatory
thefuuuucomics: “Actual conversations with my 2 year old daughter, as re-enacted by me and another full grown man - Episode 1” oh my GOD
schmoyoho: haleyscomett-art: I FOUND IT NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID I HEARD AN ICE CREAM TRUCK DROPIN BEATS DOWN THE STREET NOW I HAVE A VID TO PROVE IT OMG I’M SO HAPPY I DIDN’T IMAGINE IT YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME THAT
yongmalyang: agentstarkrodgers: officialgeorgebush: lewdfruitington: omgpoetry: this is funny like really, really funny You sly bugger. That took me a while. I have googled my life away. I have read bible verses. I have studied the ohilosophical
lostqueenlostqueen: leahfromthenorthwest: chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: I have never seen a dude slap a strange woman on her ass. Ok, some of us have. Some of us have experienced it first hand ssssssoooooooo….. This happen to me once while
billiehollibae: tsunamiwavesurfing: billiehollibae: I would have given Harry Potter my whole pussy if I was at hogwarts. I would have sent him a spell in his dms like “hocus pocus come give me the strokus” nigga its still breakfast hours in some
amey-winehouse: whats-guud: basedgvdesss: rosebudmouth: playugly: ramihoe: having a 16gb iphone moodboard omg me I feel so attacked Today Me now that I’m in this group chat. This is me on a 32 smh This me with a 64 😂😂😂😂 I got
thickasschocolatemermaid: weaintaboutshit: thickasschocolatemermaid: a lil dick nigga would have to be a MAGICIANS with his mouth cos head is the ONLY way he’d get me to cum Well … *pulls rabbit outta ya pussy* smh. I have no words.
avisionabstract: sobeitjay: Me: Damn ima be single forever Person: Dont say that you’re a great catch anybody would be lucky enough to have you Me: Would you cuff me? Person: lol I feel this
surra-de-bunda: Him: have u ever been with a woman? Me: nigga have u?
bae–electronica: itsteesmallzhoe: gunzonyatmblr: wahoshawty: when i catch someone staring at me Like boo can I have my face back!? 😂😂 This how you fall in love lol
naturalistamisslyn: yungdipl0mat: ardnale: mysteps2wellness: live-love-libra: naturalistamisslyn: jamiesmiley: Let me say, I’m sorry lol I’m sorry y'all Good news tonight? I doubt that. I’m cooking Christmas dinner. I have to reblog
kanyeshrugtae: theryanproject: lordyosh: badbitchofcolor: Me: I love having sex I’m a freak I could go all night A man: get on top Me: Every time. Y'all women ain’t shit This shit kills me. I’m so used to doing all the work at this point
thymelord: me: immune system why do i have a fever immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off! me: immune system: me: immune system: me: we also can’t survive
dirtgirl1999: how we act alone when we don’t feel like we have witnesses.. that is the genuine self.. me walking around my room punching the air talking to myself in a bad southern accent, that’s ME baby. you’re never going to know me like i know
begmetocome: Happy Hump Day !! They say that real strength is being able to show weaknesses too .. so here is my weakness … My Ass Game is weak ! LOL ! I need more squats , and i’m working on that ! Whatever !! ;-) have a great day everybody !
mastergodai: didyouknowmagic: tlrledbetter: addesin: etherslide: “Why I Wasn’t Contracted to Write Beauty and the Beast” by I have no idea who, and desperately want to know. If anyone does, please tell me!Edit: Through knmajorblogs I have
arhenadoeslife: Dear staff, Tumblr (both on the website and mobile) regularly tells me there is one message I have in my inbox. I have none. It makes me think of some terrible horror story where a message was sent on a dangerous quest to my inbox,
dingoinnuendo: people who type lol when theyre mad are the people you have to watch out for theyll fucking stab you in the back in a dark alley and steal your wallet whispering “lol” all passive aggressively into your ear. same goes for “lmao”.
alrighty, i’m back. i went home for a month for xmas. i have to admit i’ve been harboring a secret all this time….i’m American!!! oh, the horror!! ….but i have dual citizenship, if that helps. lol anyway,
Not to brag but all 3 of my memer videos I made for this blog have hit 100 notes so I’m feeling pretty poggers rn 😎
LOL @ the don’t judge me challenge targeting those with marks on their face and glasses as ugly, it’s okay I have marks and glasses and still have your boyfriend’s nudes on my phone.
gamblingwitch: me, having to pretend in front of other people that I have empathy
I have an interview tomorrow and I’m not excited
hey hello yes i’m reviving this blog bc i feel like shit and i want to waste my life away on a stupid social media site so i don’t actually have to be alone with myself.
i can’t wait to ignore you long enough that i forget who you are and what we had.i have done it before and surprisingly it was satisfying to realize that they still remember you and you don’t remember anything about them.
I like riding dick because I have complete control. And I get to see him squirm and moan. 😂😊 haahaaa. I like to keep riding after he nuts so he can squirm even more.
thedezgyrl: I use to be a man? “If you start itching or burning.. I have cream the Dr gave me…” Lol
gotitforcheap: having lots of youtube followers = $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ having lots of tumblr followers = more exposure to angry 16 year olds who tell me to kill myself because I made a joke at the expense of a cartoon they like
silence-my-brother: jen-iii: So yea after watching Love Live and fangirling over these OC’s I have fallen off the deep end and created an AU of an AU of an AU what has my life become for me to make an Idol AU? Just so you know, I have now marathoned
ariaste: thottyanneconway: Having a sibling or three really like….gave you interpersonal skills and moral exercises from an early age that people who were only children had to learn later on, because nothing makes your brain work overtime than having
infall-of-music: ciphir: i have a knack for liking pairings that are unpopular or have very few artists that draw them, so me being an artist myself I usually just end up drawing all my favorite pairings and sitting there looking at it afterwards like
natalieironside:Other girls: “Yeah I built my own gaming rig and it’s a dual-monitor setup with ten brazillian jigabits of RAM and a water coolant system”Me: “I have two pieces of wood that I call my ‘gaming blocks’
Something about white girl’s man lol I have to admit some are pretty sexy but I can’t see them as sexy for too long lmao get me? Like they always say or do some stupid shit to cancel it out
jehovahhthickness: ultra-acid-fairy: jehovahhthickness: Stop being a friend to someone who isn’t a friend to YOU But then I’d have none :( ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
