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redlighttheater: My 45 yr old hotwife at her first gloryhole. Had to explain to her what it was. She LOVED it! - drained and swallowed cum from eight men… comments and reblogs make her smile - enjoy! Damn, thats hot
dangerouslymonkey: legayginger:imagine being in an accident and the airbags failed and you slammed your face into a fucking cactus and had to explain why you would put a fucking cactus inside your vehicle to the emergency responders. “One Word: Aestheti
Fenella took some pictures a few weeks ago of me with her pet bunny Merlin. He was really well behaved but I had to explain the scratch marks on my boobies to my boyfriend.
laughlovebutneverlive: stickiebun13: omgpoetry: this is funny like really, really funny My BF had to explain it to me and now I feel like an idiot as he laughs his fucking ass off. Guys I don’t get it
karlimeaghan: I love how he then had to explain to the audience that he was joking.
I just had to explain something to my girlfriend. I was telling her that out of all superheroes, the only 1 that I also like their so-called “secret identity” would be Tony Stark. She goes and says “but they’re the same guy.”
2-shane-s: legayginger:imagine being in an accident and the airbags failed and you slammed your face into a fucking cactus and had to explain why you would put a fucking cactus inside your vehicle to the emergency responders. 10/10
My headphone volume was kinda loud and so when I heard this at work, my assistant looked at me and lifted his eyebrows. I had to explain it to him…. awkward. NSFW
pineapple-witness: steven then had to explain the concept of non-living gem adornments to lapis. she was sorry and slightly less concerned, but slightly more concerned that humans adorn their bodies with practical corpses.
og-sludgebone: yungterra: The biggest step forward in my life was when I had to explain 420sc to a Skype group call consisting of eight people “Yeah so i post pictures of skeletons smoking weed on the internet”“Shit son get me in
kittydoom: sexy-salmon-loki: The Avengers 1978 movie promoBONUS: I had to explain the Hawkeye joke to my boyfriend. Because I’m old.
youngqueensandfantasies: Had to explain this to people sooo many times ,man
legayginger:imagine being in an accident and the airbags failed and you slammed your face into a fucking cactus and had to explain why you would put a fucking cactus inside your vehicle to the emergency responders.
whatwecanfic: You know what my favorite thing about the 9/Rose dynamic was? How they coincidentally, and from the very beginning kept getting into circumstances where the Doctor had to explain to Rose that Humans and Aliens could interbreed. Like:
princess-bubblescum: thegoddamazon: dragonsplash: blaze-ferrari: Evolution Simplified This photoset should be required reading for every citizen. FINALLY I had to explain this in philosophy yesterday. to fellow adults.
paulybreath: GUESS WHO JUDT GOT PULLED OVER FOR DOING “SUSPICIOUS HAND GESTURES” AND HAD TO EXPLAIN TO A COP WHAT CARAMELLDANSEN WAS
yourroyalpenis: hideki16seiyuu: stubbornetwhite: assbutt-in-the-garrison: thatyamperson: missjraffe: commanderabutt: agnusmonster: This song makes me want to step on a thousand shirtless men while wearing high heals Hmm weird how Tumblr loves
ayebruhchill: iamchinyere: You don’t even know me sir. I had to explain this to my homegirl about why I just don’t pull up on strangers
nerdgasmz: a-black-car-pulled-up-and: mafiaiiaddict: sayonaramemories: tumblrofthefluff: always-a-doe: thatoneunicorn: fuckitsmonica: ijustwannabesomuch: I feel so fucking satisfied right now. clever oh wow ROFL Clever I had to explain to my
legayginger: imagine being in an accident and the airbags failed and you slammed your face into a fucking cactus and had to explain why you would put a fucking cactus inside your vehicle to the emergency responders.
baraxigar:Had to explain what a thirst trap was to my coworker today
stickiebun13: omgpoetry: this is funny like really, really funny My BF had to explain it to me and now I feel like an idiot as he laughs his fucking ass off.
diva-von-teese:I feel like there’s a lot of focus right now on women’s empowerment because of the #MeToo and #TimesUp movements. Was there ever a time you felt like you had to explain or defend your art form as being pro-feminist?Always. I seem to
her-master: I think this on my tumblr already, but this has always been a favorite photo for many years. If I had to explain to someone what was beautiful about a woman’s breasts, neck, shoulders, and collarbone, there could be no better explanation
legayginger: imagine being in an accident and the airbags failed and you slammed your face into a fucking cactus and had to explain why you would put a fucking cactus inside your vehicle to the emergency responders. Word. This cute and all but never
mcsiggy:u_u i had to explain to the lil girl im babysitting that the darker barbie doll is just as pretty as the white barbie doll.
ilvermorny-valedictorian: I want to know how many times the gay SNL writer who wrote this had to explain CockyBoys to a group of straight executives before this sketch was approved
phoenixian-cluster-amaryllis:amuseoffyre:thespektorspectator:Today I introduced my sister to “the problem of Susan” and I had to explain to her that Susan was left out of Narnia cuz she liked boys and lipstick now and without missing a beat she said
wesleysweaters: bitchitrice: pizzaportal: snapdraws: Apologies for the terrible image quality - I’m lacking scanner access at the minute so I had to take these photos on my phone I was reading hyperbole and a half’s blog entry explaining their
pr1nceshawn:The Dumbest Things People Have Had To Explain To Other Adults.
spoookybee: stickiebun13: omgpoetry: This is funny. Like really, really funny. My BF had to explain it to me and now I feel like an idiot as he laughs his fucking ass off. OHMYGOD
fleshcircus: peter-pans-booty-shorts: pizzaalle: asoulgonesince2002: jungle-plastic: kurumawer: xdvisyrx: ask-bot: What’s the most simple thing you’ve ever had to explain to a fully competent adult? That you cannot fax money to someone.
bean-walker: earth-ruins: ask-bot: What’s the most simple thing you’ve ever had to explain to a fully competent adult? In Inglorious Basterds there’s a line “We’re crossing into American lines”. My GF turns to me and says “Is this when
Stop me if you've heard this one before/that time I had to explain Jesus to a six-year-old I was babysitting
mhalachai: badjokesbyjeff: What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig? Ones a heated yam, and ones a yeeted ham. I told this joke at work then had to explain “yeet” to my coworkers, so.
lesbx:lesbx:not to be like normal people scare me but i just had to explain the concept of a wizard to a guy whose brain is apparently so untainted by any kind of media he did not know what a wizard was
brunhiddensmusings:celine-deyonce:Early Simpsons episodes said FUCK blue livesive had to explain to people for years- the simpsons didnt predict anything, its that these issues have been real for literal decades that they could be made fun of in the 90s
kiss-da-girl: adele-dazeems-cheekbones: krystal-cage: Some people were a little confused so I made this. Good, I thought I was the only one to think this THANK YOU I HAD TO EXPLAIN THIS SO MANY TIMES
this is what I wanted to look like when I was a kid. My mom had to explain that people didn’t get to choose their skin color.
fayedaniels: cutiepiepoems: “I had to explain to the cameraman that ‘you’ve done it from a man’s eye view. You’re shooting and you’re going from my face down to my chest and it’s great but it’s not me. I was like ‘let’s look at my
straight-teeth-crooked-morals-13: legayginger: imagine being in an accident and the airbags failed and you slammed your face into a fucking cactus and had to explain why you would put a fucking cactus inside your vehicle to the emergency responders.
optimistic-pepperoni: I can believe I had to explain to a grown man that the date changes at midnight, he was kicking off because I put my latest booking time at 11.30pm apparently 😒😒😒 Lmao!!!
No one understands but I always get super emotional when it comes to Elvis because I love him in a way that I can never explain . He literally is everything to me, he changed my life, shaped me as a person, he taught me so much and I feel like he was
hoekagei: ask-bot: What’s the most simple thing you’ve ever had to explain to a fully competent adult? That killing a black person isn’t as insignificant as picking a damn daisy
sft425: salty-blue-mage: ilvermorny-valedictorian: I want to know how many times the gay SNL writer who wrote this had to explain CockyBoys to a group of straight executives before this sketch was approved I’m the mother @anaisalicious
cuckoldinglifestyle: You only had to explain the concept of cuckolding to your wife. The men she invites over to the house need no explanation at all. https://www.createspace.com/4024868
thespektorspectator:Today I introduced my sister to “the problem of Susan” and I had to explain to her that Susan was left out of Narnia cuz she liked boys and lipstick now and without missing a beat she said but what about Peter? Does Peter not like
when I was going to music lessons my teacher was trying to make me sing “what’s up” all the time aND luckily I wasn’t on tumblr yet or else I would’ve starting laughing and I woulld’ve had to explain why lmao
Seriously some of you men are turning my biggest pet peeve into guys saying “it’s okay to have preferences” on the subject of body hair on women. No one ever said you had to like it. I’m just saying you shouldn’t ENFORCE
