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when the teacher calls on u to answer a question bcs u were talking but u get it correct anyway
I see this sign and get frustrated; I am sick of pooping in the trash can.
emperortopaz: When PLOT gets in the way of daily life… by ueyama michirou
Batman and Batgirl - Junk in the Trunk - Cartoon PinUpSpring is here and even superheroes got to do spring cleaning. But, with so much junk in the trunk I guess it gets harder, harder then usual :)I’m very busy this month, but more images are on
Rebecca Crane - Assassin’s Creed - Cartoon PinUp Sketch - WIP I’ve heard it’s a bit of a challenge to get into her pants :) #OCaptainPickardMemeWhereArtThouFinished pinup - here. Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto Twitch
Rebecca Crane - Nice Piece of Eden - Cartoon PinUp CommissionRipe and juicy apples are a guarantee you’ll get an exquisite and hot, steamy cream pie :DThis a commission for https://elcarlo42.deviantart.com who asked for Rebecca Crane from Assassin&r
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Snake butt expansion Lol, just for shits and giggles :D She does not approve of what I have done, but fuck her *wink, wink, nudge, nudge* Go get her tiger! Bleh!
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homura-chu: I’d be disturbed too, Homura. It’s disgusting get it off the couch. — Happy Holidays to all of you! Thank you for 600 followers! Wow woah! ; u ;
My blog, my jokes
And let’s not even get into the logistics of going to the bathroom.
Been a minute, but holy shit. The Flapjack/JoJo mashup drawing is my most popular post ever. I got myself a whole 2 followers through all of this, and a few of my older posts got some likes from it. Maybe one day we can get back over the 100 follower
this was funnier in my head but foot jokes???(Submitted by swirl-ix)
Whenever she’s not fighting, she uses Steven’s DS just to play Animal Crossing. The others already know what they’re getting her for Christmas.(Submitted by aussie-bookworm)
little-miss-mango: ultrafacts: Source Want more facts? Why not follow Ultrafacts Omg what if you forgot to return one? I did that twice! People signed me out as a living book. (No, they don’t get to take you home).
Hey guys! My friend is on a mission to help some of the homeless in our area.As with in many places….Rent hikes going crazy and “affordable housing” as a term is almost a joke now, the homeless population in my state has exploded the last few
somethingrelatedtothisguy skomentował(a) Twój post “IDK if it works but ye. Adding u to my blocked list bc clearly u don’t…”That sounds like it was just a joke, though.With all due respect, there’s only so much bullshit I can take and
My mom said that if this post get 20,000,000,000,000,003 likes she will buy my gay dog a fluffy chicken and respect its identity as a rooster
tfw you and your brother-in-law really don’t get along.
Team Yume’s Geriatric Read Thingamabob: “My Rum-Mate is a Vampony?” (Ch. 9999) In today’s chapter: Vinyl tries to get her driving license renewed and Octavia becomes a praying mantis… or something like that. Now git!
Better use that fire exit, cause things are getting hot!
mcsiggy: Hey happy late Valentines day! Have a nsfw wlw comic!! THE COMIC | GUMROAD | PATREON | KO-FI Hey guys!! Whoop I finished this! i’ll get to the details of this thing:This comic contains 12 pages of two gals being pals, plus an extra doodle
honestly tho i see so many people post about how their parents would beat them if they did something that white kids get away with and i’m like ???? that’s not good???
the-movemnt: Anti-‘Dear White People’ Twitter outrage accidentally proves show’s point about white people follow @the-movemnt “What if there was a channel devoted to just white ppl shows?!” What, like TV? lmao, these lot are a fucking joke,
valucard:just please let me fucking make a no note post rn I swear this one is real good, binch i make no note posts every day idk what makes u getting one so special
imsecretslime: silver-tongues-blog: imsecretslime: That is not funny That is not cute It is animal abuse RABBITS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT PANCAKES RABBITS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN PANCAKE SYRUP Why the fuck do you think rabbits who get coated
froborr: agentsnark: shaposhvariations: tevruden: [x] #get with the program the new humor is benevolent surrealism (x) I always wanted to know what to call it. This is something I’ve been meaning to talk about, and I may do a full blog post
sandandglass: Top ten Obama jokes from the 2015 WHCD (full speech)
keiko-evans: orbss: orbss: “WHATS THIS? WHATS THIS?” i wish i never made this post ill never get my dash back Yes WTF?! Laughing so hard.
asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you. fuck When doing this, make sure to hide your cat and dog. They might take ‘em
I’m a little disappointed that breath of the wild is getting 10′s in every gaming publication. like no shit. why are they even reviewing it.
deardesmond: preorder assassins creed black flag and get a limited edition desmond miles figurine *hands you a miniature skeleton*
fart jokes
powerburial:pharmachimp:disgruntledseagull:acidbathcat:god this is so funny women r insane i love her dude pee in a paper cup and pour it in the box like lrn to logisticsi would literally piss in the litter box for a joke this guy has no ballsif he’s
cungadero:were–ralph:were–ralph:it really isn’t a joke but like. if you want your indie game to do well you need to have at least one hot furry character in itits fine if they’re 8-bit we can work with that just put them in there
arminarlert: jean and armin joking around in the barracks and jean being like “haha armin you’re so cute i could kiss you” and armin being like “haha why don’t you” and jean’s like “what” and then armin rolls his eyes, edges closer
cybugs: one time my uncle bought a tumbleweed so every time one of his students made a bad joke he could roll it across the classroom
chocoarts:infinite-orangepeel:chocoarts:five bucks says they smooch,…oh my god, i’m in love with the lighting and the way steve’s watching eddie so intensely !! 躔 they kiss….take my money ALRIGHT fork it over!!! (JOKING)
seegson: This is still better than the “get knocked down and bitten in the face” death.
teamladsximpala: arthurkirklandofficial: kyriankreep: mollyiscoolokay: The year is 3000, my great great great grand daughter isn’t fine at all and freddos are £4 each #the dfs sale is still on though i dont know whats happening in this post
taleasoldastimelords: taleasoldastimelords: kapitankirk: taleasoldastimelords: WHAT DO YOU CALL A FAKE ENEMY what A FAUX This is the best thing I will ever attribute to this website and I get nothing
unpretty: unpretty: i saw a can of pumpkin spice cinnamon rolls at the store and it had a thing on the side like “make monkey bread” and i was like FUCK YEAH imma get this and throw it in a bundt pan and have easy as hell monkey bread BUT THEN i
Begining to wonder whether to move to Scotland before they jump ship so I don’t get trapped in the Western world’s ~ hot new priah state ~ when they start shipping undesirables and foreigners away in trucks never to be seen again…
hatingbyproxy: if you plant a monument on a wheat tile, look out, you may start producing… yeast culture get the fuck out of here
toothyandbooby: shavingryansprivates: why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians ring around the posie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black
timoteilsd: We already got an episode featuring Lars as an important character, I definitely hope we can get one with Sadie.
blingalings replied to your post: artemispanthar: Wait, are there diffe… I’m from Australia and can have a look on the Monday to see what episodes are showing. Normally we don’t get new episodes before America though… oh, that would be
SU probably has heavily storyboard-based writing because if someone wrote that Pearl had to be facing forward but were not the one who’d have to draw it they’d probably get punched in the face
It’s been 2 years but I’m still proud of this joke
To get to this place we were going to, we had to drive on a road called Sheep Creek. So, for a while, we were up Sheep Creek without a paddle
Here’s an old school Warcraft joke for you
Black Canary - Ready for Head Banging - Cartoon PinUp SketchHope you are survived this tumblr purge and had a great New Year. Here’s Black Canary after some time off, will try to get back to more posting this month.Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube
daji-ruhu: dnomyid: sirblazebot: demho3zhatinq: wolfflux: buhbuhraydudley: everything yall believed in is a lie It took me a minute lmao LMAAAOOOO don’t say anything … A hoe would get the joke I’m reblogging now because it took me SIX TIMES
thesnobbyartsyblog: anti-baes: thesnobbyartsyblog: ☠️ 🗣Put some respect on Lil Uzi He honestly gets a lot of respect for wearing that shit. He ain’t excluded from getting joked on though lol.
I’m really not sure I can do this anymore. If we don’t come up with at least 90% of our rent for the next 2 months, and all of it after that, we literally lose everything and are out on the streets because we have no way to get the six hours down
also did I already make a post about my brother moving to texas ?? :D :D everyone send positive vibes to him that he gets a security clearance and gets the job out in texas so his pathetic, shit ass fuck face self will be away from me!!! yayayayyyy!!!
some people are throwin around offensive faunus jokes nearby ahahaa
aquors getting 0 votes is so sad omfg…. not even one
monos: keep having small scenes where they willingly hang out with each other and/or softly support each otherother ppl: idk i dont get monochrome wouldn’t they just argue and not get along? :\