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Iâ€™M BACK! <3I cant even be fucking bothered with some of the shit posing i did here (lol Danteâ€™s face wtf dont even ask me) i also cant be bothered with Ocelot having a lazy eye.Iâ€™m just happy i got my shit back in order.I feel stupid for saying

cannedviennasausage: mollystormjackson: I will always and forever be fascinated by customer’s weird gender hangups. (on tapastic) #ah yes MAN flavors like BEEF and AXE BODY SPRAY (via sleepingjuliette)

Even the slut cant stop looking at the new tits she earned from Daddy

Even she is having fun…why cant you…

Cant resist paizuri, even when not animated

Cant even delete my tumblr :D

jacob-b-nimbel reblogged your photo: Real shitty pic done up for the 30 minute… block …. No wings…. SHIT WHATEVER ITS NOT EVEN CELESTIA ANYWAY SO HE CANT EVEN RULE SO HE CANT EVEN BE AN ALICORN GUHH

cant-get-enough-pearl: One of my favorite things ever is the scene where Peridot actually looks straight into the cameraShe’s so done she even breaks the fourth wall.

you guise i seriously cant right now. like i cant. i cant even sleep anymore i feel so uncomfortable omg

Cant even begin explaining how much this pleases me

cant-stop-eating: raise ur hand if ur too thicc for even your longest towels to fit all the way around u Can I get an amen

chickenkeeping:it doesn’t really seem like tumblr even has a working staff at this point. or any kind of management really. why cant they remove the thousands of porn bots? or even just…. do anything? i haven’t even seen this be addressed, and i

Even Chikorita cant get enough cartoon titties.

even supposing i wanted to watch the emmys i cant now cause fred armisen is hosting, and he is so aggressively unfunny i might die if i have to watch him attempting to riff on celebrities.

lmaonade:i heard your bf cant even make simple syrup. cant even combine a simple 1:1 ratio of water and sugar. like a toddler

i find alotta times w/ this generation people cant seen to acknowledge the fact that just cuz they think something is similar doesnt mean it cant be different. even in the workplace. everything has its own profession. like you cant say an architect is

nowhites: my thing is like……….. everyone steals everything from black people. music, style, slang, shit even religion…… we cant have a single thing for ourselves. not even a statement deeming our lives worthy of living. we cant even have that

welcometothestylinsons: probablydeluded: but like what even is harry doing that makes him fall? he puffs out his cheeks and suddenly gravity just takes him. what even is a harry styles? Oh my god. cant even. omg. kashd. so funny. i love you harry.

Im crippled okay I cant help her I cant fix that I fucked up even more then humanley possible just log me out let me go I cant handle this and im helpless to make it right for anyone im just a problem sure I can be helpful sometimes but keep me around

imp: me: and i cant even get a text back. them: you didnt even send anyone anything me: and i cant even get a text back.

cant-catch-this-snitch: my-chemical-nerd: assbutt-in-the-garrison: peruvian-whovian: #I DONT EVEN WATCH THIS SHOW AND THAT HURT I don’t watch the show, yet that just destroyed me. this gif makes my heart hurt.

cant-resist-this: and it’s not even the whole crowd…

cumdumpwhore86: theyarestupidcunts: I cant even express how important it is for a cunt to be able to deep throat cock completely. If you cant you are literally fucking worthless. You are like a fish who cant swim. Why the fuck do you exist. I agree.

angry-hungry-horny: gaymommy: #idontneedfeminism aka stupid white women that don’t actually know what feminism is Omfg this is so embarrassing i cant even Im so embarrassed for these dumb broads.. I cant even..

godsmarijuana: xxx don’t delete my captions plsss

///Sees all the elderlystuck drama on my dash and i’m just jesus christ everyone needs to calm the heck down no, no one not a kid OR EVEN another adult should tell an adult what they should or shouldn’t like especially if they’re just

cant-help-cheating: With you, she’s prim and proper - missionary position, with the lights off, and only when she can’t put you off. With me, she’ll do anything I want, even if that’s reaming her ass while gagging on my cock.

jol-ie: a-rtist: i just cant deal with this like i litrally cannot even, i cant even. i am unable to even, i have lost my ability to even, i am so unable to even. i know it’s a mannequin but imagine being kissed by justin like that i can’t even.

Hi plz come home even though you love Frankenstein more than meeee

corpxe: Hella trying to get my confidence back for my husband so naturally I take the most overly posed selfies in the world. This had the opposite effect I wanted it to and I don’t even wanna look at myself anymore

I’ve started creating playlists of what I think the Midnight Cinderella men would have on their iPods and I’m not even sorry this is so fun

cant even explain how sad that one fucking thing had made me

- send in group-chat a picture of Nepeta with Mettaton’s legs-Friend: “Why Nepeta? Come on! Even Sollux or Eridrian would be sexier.”Me: “You kinda asked for it”-Side note, That would also explain how he manages the bees.SEXY QUEEN BEE LEGS

Craving pizza so bad rn 😳 Thanks brain

highassi:by the time I remember to text back it’s too disrespectful to even do it

UK government asks German residents to drive lorries even if they never have before

Imagine having a partner and having sex and being complimented and maybe even a lil bullied over just how wet they made you.

I’m back on my SRC kick I guess ehehee So here we have a Portrait type thing of the Queen herself on her noble steed man those royal artists can make even the dorkyest of monarchs look imposing

I expect to be spoiled today like I seriously don’t care if I get spoilers because it dosen’t spoil my time in the slightest. I will still fucking scream and flail throughout the episode even if I know the plot twistSo like, if the episode gets put

laurenzuke: neo-rama: tonight on STEVEN UNIVERSE you will look at GARNET and you will fall in LOVE. if you were already in LOVE with GARNET, you will LOVE her even more somehow. we decided to call this one CHILLE TID! boarded by LAUREN ZUKE and LAMAR

little-su-things: Little SU Things #7: Ruby going in the pool for Steven even though she’s mad.BONUS: Ruby’s inability to float.Episode: Keystone Motel

leonarajourney: When your bae wants to lead the mission and you both get lost on Thaqqion because her sense of direction is equal to zero.Sapphire is so sick of your shit, RubyI’m not even slightly sorry, Rhin[x]

weirdlyprecious: The three-eyed beastpage 5In my head the other rubies are screaming to Main Ruby “Resist the gay!” and I’m like “Lesbionest Ruby dear, don’t even fight it”. Jokes aside, Ruby’s so hot she’s evaporating her sweat. Also,

glassraptor: what was peridot even describing on that recording that steven got this gay as hell scene out of it

spatialheather: “Look at my two wives! I can’t even tell you apart.” - @jen-iii as a Mercy“What are you talking about?? THIS IS CLEARLY A ROBOT, we look nothing alike!” - me as Pharah, gesturing at another Pharah in a mechqueen skin“My two

aku-no-homu: Tracer “Lion Dance” highlight intro

cant believe i care about jesse pinkman so much he’s not even a real person and i literally wonder how he’s doing like twice a day

Jasper is on the other side with EVEN MORE LAPIS'S

need someone to search through all my stuff to find my missing too faced glitter lipsticks

faithfulwarrior96: alwaysbpd: i cant believe i once was a child like i just feel really disconnected from my past and i cant tell if it was even real Even when I was a child…….

amethyst8xa:she cant swim yeah but look at this

FINISHED THE SPEECHnow i cant wait to do a boring presentation tomorrow

I’m not even insecure I just got reminded of my place.

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