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cant-help-cheating: Your wife enjoyed the party you threw, but she must have talked too much - she complained of a sore throat for the next three days.
cant-help-cheating: You wife your wife would let you titfuck her, but you know she’s too repressed for that.
cant-stop-eating: raise ur hand if ur too thicc for even your longest towels to fit all the way around u Can I get an amen
durbikins: targuzzler: targuzzler: Nintendo should have gone all the way and made mario run around with tighty whities and one ball sticking out and flopping around Tell me you cant imagine his smooth italian testicle swinging around with every jump
tied-up-teacup:marzipanandminutiae:scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~scars in real life: so I was trying to
buzzfeeds: my mum just bought our cat a christmas stocking even tho we are muslims and dont even celebrate christmas?? she was like ‘we dont know what religion he is we cant force him to be muslim’ hes a cat ?
carpecervisiam: uteropolis: Oh so basically the reason people care less about inequality when it comes to men’s rights is because men are too busy jacking off than to fight for their rights? Interesting theory. Oh god, where do I even start here?
mechandra replied to your post: incidentally, one of the reasons I hav…except that reminds us of that image of the little guy walking in on catdog eating himself? thats so unsettlingly bizarre i cant help but believe it to be true.
rice-baller: hanari-san: wecansexy:i cant believe connie is a filthy homestuck EXCUSE YOU fucking digimon fandom from left field holy shit that episode was boarded by Joe & Jeff and their episodes have referenced Digimon before (I’m pretty
shadowlink-: even in video games i cant bring myself to choose any of the rude/mean talking options
thefullmetaledwardelric: luckied: “Damn Jean…” Ed grinned seeing his lover naked before him. “Cant’ say I mind this AT ALL…” “Well, you had said you wanted to see me later,” he commented with a smirk. "I
ryoji-dearest: KANJI NO YOU”RE TOO CUTE STOP
paulinegrint: The clothes are too big. I look like a pumpkin, don’t I? He’s so happy here *__* I can’t wait for this ep :)))
baekhyune: Part I → When he is too sexy for his own good
griezzellgreedigut: im laughing so hard at this straight pride flag like i cant even be mad about it bc its just so accurate, this is straight people
pervertedequality: the sequel of Chiyo’s struggle with long hair and ribbons extra:
helenaneedshugs:serpeterquill: i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy
eikatsukiyomi: too-cool-for-facebook: ^^^ ALL. OF. THIS!!!!! ^^^
65-percent-puns: officialmettaton: i literally can’t fucking stop watching this it’s literally too much @obsidianwasp gets credit for making this fucking incredible clip from his recent video hELPI CAN’T BREATHE
broken-from-memories: My second gif! It’s better quality and I hope the file size isn’t too big!
I dont want my fangs too long
lord-heirop:froody:froody:froody:I love leather and I love fur and I don’t mind arguing about it. “Do you think it’s okay to slaughter animals for their skin?” I eat them too AUGH AUGH AUGH AUGH “doctor I’m wearing a leather jacket and eating
swoobats: my parents can be so childish and petty sometimes gosh it makes me so so so angry i cant wait to move out of here
brow: “i cant sleep” “why” LIKE HELLO IF I FRICKING KNEW, I WOULD’VE FIXED IT ALREADY AND GONE THE FUCK TO BED LIKE????
caffeinosis: #if you hate mai we cant be friends tbh
saddogtalks: i cant tell if theyre lying to me
elanra: by 79. (… the username could be 69 too, you know… with Nezumi and all… and Shion… 69 seems fine to me… for some reason…)
nnyeon: YOU GUYS ITS HERE THE MARRIAGE OF A SAME SEX COUPLE IN A SPORTS ANIME I CANT BELIEVE MY FUCKING EYES YOI SAVED 2016 BYE
just marry me, Evan.
there are way too many goddamn kids in my house
I quit canada it’s too cold
everyone is far too angry in the super bowl, the puppy bowl was much more enjoyable
if you dont talk in the tags we cant be friends
important stuff: be thankful for your nails because if you didnt have them while you were chopping up some hard as fuck dates, you might have chopped off more of your finger thank you for protecting me, nail. even though i cut part of my nail off too
hereinyourarms33: rjc500: whatsupdanny: LITERALLY REBLOGING FOR THJE GIF IN THE COMMENTS> i cant. too perfect. madmoonie: shutupburnout: justdontbitethebait: svgarbabyinthemaking: loverrtits: nomorefreerandy: uhhhhhhhhhhhhh: That awkward
screams I got a surprise package from @dartty !!! ;;;;;; she spoils me too much omg thank you i love them !!!
too-shy-to-share: Im so scattered right now. Im not mentally in my body and i cant think straight. I just doze off and stare blankly into space. I cant answer questions and i cant comprehend anything. I hate this. I hate it. I hate myself.
iiterative:scarletjedi:iidigestive-readerii:ajoblotofjunk:Let’s do this. Instead of replying, though, send me an Ask. Yes, do it!!! you can ask me too! [id: a tweet reading “Reply with a fic premise that 100% sounds like the kind of thing I would
andre-fait-choses:madame-helen:andre-fait-choses:So, every pokemon has a trainerOh, yes!My favorite character dynamic/brotp:Monster befriends with kid/adopts them and the kid becomes their pokemon trainer:(Too with 682 and 53, 96 and 134 and 40 and her
highassi:by the time I remember to text back it’s too disrespectful to even do it
light-the-luxray: some art for the cute couple of Camy and Rakuras. I hope your love never ends KEELS OVER BECUASE ITS SO CUTE SO KYOOT I CANT EVEN <3
>.>hope this explains why my commissions are not open yet
american-mouth-flightless-bird: “ARE WE REALLY HITTING ON EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW OR ARE WE KIDDING?!!” The Musical. #JEN#SO MUCH JEN#I GET WORRIED SOMETIMES WE TAKE IT TOO FAR
rhinocio: Let’s all keep in mind that gems can have handicaps too.{Alternative/sequel to this.}
gayfandomblog: -And now you’re here forever! -What about you? -What about me? -You’re here too. We’re here together.
kaboomcomics: Steven Universe: Too Cool for School OGN Garnet is the captain of Mom Squad.
anarchysparky: dxstorms: do u ever just get so amazed by how beautiful someone is and it’s like every single time you look at them or see them smile u can’t help but smile too bc wow @ jens thirst discord
fartgallery: i cant believe this
holy fuck so the wifi screwed me over and now i have no idea if this sent so forgive if it did and im just repeating:i cant remember if i submitted this in or not, but, in case i didnt, heres “that finger gun is dangerous.png”, featuring messy linework
rillianne replied to your post: anonymous asked:i’ve seen ur blac… “too obvious” but in the original rin just turne dinto len lMAO TRU
there are too many lukas in my sketchbook
ive been on a weir d monochrome kick lately i caNT SHAKE It OFF so just bare with me till it settles ahAH//;/;
posts this here too bc lmaoooothis is bonpyro and their chicken children
sorry dude cant do that
good morning friends Today… I am feeling closer to blek because I too, own and am wearing a ‘snood’
mmm… i cant decide if i want f!corrin to be shorter or the same height as selena…………
arbor-viridanus replied to your post “I just realized, Weiss’ new outfit shows off a lot of her legs. Blake…”I read too quickly and misread it as “one day she will pry them open again”.one can only hope
buttart: #janties…#has science gone too far
being sick last night made me super drowsy today i think bc wo w i cant keep my eyes open :’’(((
i cant wait to internally combust when blake and weiss r in the same shot together again in v5
