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Your life at a McDonalds manager never seemed to have a point until he walked in. A cocky young bodybuilder bragging about his ‘cheat day’ until you promised to take care of him free of charge. An hour later he’d gone from cut to the size of an
My talented friend and model Brenna recently moved to Los Angeles to pursue an acting career. At an audition for a job at Disney, she began texting me about being intimidated by the other hopefuls, especially the girl next to her. This was our exchange:
grillzgoldz: angelwing430: Okay. I’ve realized I could never be in an action movie. Just look at this gif from aou. Look at it. Look at the complete lack of robots. Cap is repeatedly punching the ground. Scarlet witch is pretending to do magic at
lacigreen: miaman: I want companionship but I hate people if you feel this way, you’re probably an introvert! because an introvert’s brain stays at a higher state of arousal than an extrovert, lots of socializing can cause overstimulation (which
zoolp-giantess: You wake up finding yourself in an unknown room, looking up at an impossibly huge and no less unknown naked woman towering over you, swaying her body and laughing at your dizzy look. You thrust your arms forward in a pure gut reaction
super-mario-rpg: super-mario-rpg: Hey everyone! I’m an artist trying to make it, but working retail at minimum wage isn’t really getting me anywhere. Prices are in USD and include one character with an optional simple background (sans the Illustrations
MADPlay: “An American Tail: Fievel Goes West” (Warning: It Gets Political) A game based off an underrated sequel to a beloved Don Bluth’s animated classic about immigration, social oppression and NOT AT ALL CURRENTLY RELEVANT TOPICS!&mda
In high school, I used to hike to a place that you could sit on an abandoned railway and look at this pond / lake. I wanted to scout it out to take my boyfriendo on a hike this weekend, but I wasn’t able to figure out where it was at all! After an
lil-spicypepper: Decided to cook up fish fingers at midnight like an adult I’m not an adult I lied, I forgot when I put them in the oven
paigeinterrupted: whorusszahhak: perfectionistdia: whorusszahhak: don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go.
angelwing430: Okay. I’ve realized I could never be in an action movie. Just look at this gif from aou. Look at it. Look at the complete lack of robots. Cap is repeatedly punching the ground. Scarlet witch is pretending to do magic at nothing. Thor
geneticallyidenticals: *cringes at 9 year old me* *cringes at 13 year old me* *cringes at year ago me* *cringes at day ago me* *cringes at future me*
blame-my-muses: goawfma: this is an insult I once applied and interviewed at a bookstore cafe for a barista position. It was way closer to my home, and I had almost a decade of experience working in a coffee shop at that point. Got to the interview,
natalieironside:natalieironside:Tumblr is an Amelia Bedelia ass website No matter how precisely you try to phrase something, there’s at least one person out there who will find a way to misinterpret you in a way that no reasonable person ever would
trulydominate: I want to fuck you in front of an audience of strangers who wish they could play with you….but they can’t have an inch of you…..stare at them…look at them…they want you…but you are mine.
I’m great at lipstick, I’m decent at blush/contour, and I can highlight pretty well for someone who doesn’t do it on the regular, but I can’t figure out how to do an eyeshadow look that truly compliments my eye shape.
"oh my god, you're seriously going to pay college kids ฟ an hour to flip burgers? get a real job!"
tipsymaple: I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store
Rembrandt van Rijn. Self Portrait at an Early Age by arthistory390 on Flickr.
snh-snh-snh: I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult. Then I spend time with teenagers. And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.
stfueverything: veggielezzyfemmie: ilovecharts: How many months it takes an average worker to earn what the CEO makes in an hour whoa. well this puts things into perspective now doesn’t it.
In that commercial for Steven Universe with all those clips they have one where Garnet says “and I know that power is in you too” while Steven looks at his gem and and thinking that may be from “An Indirect Kiss” Because I strongly
surauvers replied to your post “Do you think there was some symbolism at the end of “An Indirect Kiss” when Connie pops the lenses out of her glasses? Like, is that supposed to mean she no longer sees Steven and the Gems through rose colored
y'know, I know “An Indirect Kiss” was boarded by Raven & Paul but some shots of Connie, particularly this: looks like how Rebecca draws. Maybe its just the lines under the eyes that’s making me think that though (‘cause she
pocketwatchpal: remember when people called steven universe an “adventure time rip-off” “Oh no, a new cartoon! It must be just like that other cartoon I’ve seen!”
The theater just played an ad for Over the Garden Wall! Which is a bit outdated now since it’s over but it’s cool they put an ad for it in the theater
My life is like an unending version of that one scene in Silent Hill: Shattered Memories where Harry is in the backseat when the couple driving him somewhere get into an argument, and he tries to make an awkward joke to defuse the tension but they ignore
So I finally got to sleep at about 8am and slept poorly for about 3 hours. Oddly enough I’m really not tired at all, though. I still feel awful but not in quite the same way I was last night. I’m resting and trying to take it easy today with
people who comment at me about nonbinary identities being hilariously ridiculous as if I, an openly nonbinary person who has their pronouns right at the top of their blog description, am going to agree with them just baffle me. Like, learn to read the
gentlemangeek: derinthescarletpescatarian:junnihilation:bgm05: bgm05:wow players having to stand in lines for a quest because a relevant npc can only talk to one player at a time. is the funniest image on the planet i need to correct this: wow classic
discoverynews: Sun Blasts Flare at Earth: New Year’s Eve Storm?On Monday (Dec. 28), a sunspot cluster erupted, blasting an M-class flare directly at Earth. The extreme-ultraviolet radiation immediately washed over our upper atmosphere, initiating an
so i solo yolo’d b/c i had like five green tickets and was close to a blue one and got an sr eli but it’s so not cute akfhka. and got an sr kotori with the blue tickets which is also not cute but at least better wwww
militaryarmament: Paratroopers assigned to the 1st Battalion, 325th Airborne Infantry Regiment, 2nd Brigade Combat Team, 82nd Airborne Division, during an assault on an enemy-held urban environment at the National Training Center at Fort Irwin, Calif.,
this is an AT&T advertising campaign that was designed by Jose Estrada, a Mexican, who won a million dollars in an open competition organized by AT&T just using painted hands and a mobile phone. Quite amazing!!! Enjoy it!
When I was a kid and my dad would call a restaurant to make an order I used to believe he was saying “I’d like to play señora” instead of “I’d like to place an order”. So for years I used to believe that you had
if you feel this way, you’re probably an introvert! because an introvert’s brain stays at a higher state of arousal than an extrovert, lots of socializing can cause overstimulation (which translates into feeling overwhelmed). this is why introverts
trevmartinez: Chica I got something to put in ur Bong an ur Panocha. An I can do both at the same time 😃 Checkout my blog for more Latinas,White girls, Asian an a few blks
dumbcowudders: slut—degradation: An event is the creation of a new possibility. An event changes not only the real, but also the possible. An event is at the level not of simple possibility, but at the level of possibility of possibility. — Alain
passionatelyawesome: 1128nesecret: cyclonemetal: “well, it seems we are at an impasse.” “so we are. carry on, cat” “same to you, bird.” They literally were in an awkward situation I love how the bird leaves like “well, I best be hitting
incestuous-creampie: My brother got me an interview for a job at his company. When I got there, he told me it was an interview for his secretary, which he told me had certain “expectations of services”. I think I got the job. And an incest baby in
thisiswhatwereafter: lacigreen: miaman: I want companionship but I hate people if you feel this way, you’re probably an introvert! because an introvert’s brain stays at a higher state of arousal than an extrovert, lots of socializing can cause
queeniman: neelathamara: remango: empirescollapse: stay-human: um-er: As the number of deaths in Gaza top 1000, The Times of Israel reports about an owl being hurt. This is it. This is the Israel-Palestine “conflict” from Israel’s perspective.
These are what peaches look like. I have literally never eaten a peach that looks like a woman’s ass or an Apple emoji. Why can’t an ass just be an ass? Why can we not value all butts because they are butts and not because they resemble a piece
surrenderingintotheone:It’s been a while since I shared a fool practice. This was most of it cause I wanted to change the playlist at the end so I ended the video. It was an hour flow. I’m at my moms so I don’t have an alone space to practice but
laeffy: Every time I get groceries I’m always appalled at how little you can get for like, ฤ. I was making banana pudding so I needed vanilla wafers but the brand name nilla wafers cost Ŭ a box. The minimum wage in my state is ů.25/hr. My friend
weissrabbit: Jen and Dani were talking about a softball au for blue eyes white ribbon and I just watched Sandlot today I was inspired an au for an au for an au for an au for an au i cannot believe
Hey Y'all! I’m kinda bored at the moment and wanna doodle some things (Don’t really wanna do GTA Vale City au rn cuz I’ve been doin it all week lol) So if ya have an idea, lemme know! I might draw it~
Day 2 of rupphirebomb : Human family AU!This prompt was made for me, seeing as I run askthefamilyoflove, which is and ENTIRE blog dedicated to a Rupphire family AU lol so here’s my entry: The family of love just had an awesome time at Funland!
weirdlyprecious: You look like an angel / walk like an angel / talk like an angelbut I got wise The first time I tried to lay down the context for my human!AU, all characters were to be attending High School, and I could have some fun with them just
Im such an aggressive player on overwatch like omfg ESPECIALLY if im junkrat or reinhardt like if an enemy reinhardt tries to pin me and im also playing reinhardt im like ‘OH YOU WANNA FUCKING GO??’ and charge back at them like a dumbass and start
So I recently got a new computer (I was playing on an really old laptop), and I used to play with a controller w/ an adapter for PC, but now I’ve been learning how to play with a keyboard an mouse for the past 3 days and it turns out that??? I’m a
eyy at last posting that new klance comic I mentioned a while back!! 8′)so this will be based around s3 for some things, and not tied into canon for a bunch of others, also it’s gonna have a bit of an experimental plot unrelated to shipping, I
foodchewer: nosdrinker: this is bigger than the moon landing never let this die
An incredible penis…look at that head!
infiniteragequit: sothisistherapy: ericfvckingharris: Growing up in an abusive household is a fucking trip dude……If you’ve never had someone angrily wash a dish at you or fold a sock in your direction then how are you gonna understand why I get
