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greatdelusionengineer: But, Karen…Karen, honey. You are my wife. I am your husband, the father of your two kids. I am Tony and I am 45 years old. Karen, you’re freaking me out when you keep forgetting that and you start treating me like I’m

salmonking: creepyeverything: domenicdemonic: nnykhol: incognitovindicator: quadsiclecar: IF MY HAND LIKE THIS I AM A CREATIVE ok it is actually like that most of the time Wrong hand though numpnuts X| MY HAND LIKE THIS GUYS MY HAND LIKE ALSO

thefingerfuckingfemalefury: YOU ARE TOO TENSE HERE I SNURGLE YOU LET MY SOFT LITTLE PAWS MASSAGE AWAY YOUR STRESS I AM GOOD CAT FRIEND I AM BEST AT SNURGLING

Lacrecia by cyberkitten01 You need a timekiller and you don’t understandI am like quicksand, lick it from my handI am your timekiller, I let your mind expandI am like quicksand, lick it from my handAnd One - Timekiller (Project Pitchfork cover)

slugboxcreatureart: Commission sketch. Sometimes I stop and am like wow what am I even drawing in my life and other times I stop and am like wow yes and this time it is the latter.

I have no brother, I am like no brother;And this word ‘love,’ which graybeards call divine,Be resident in men like one anotherAnd not in me: I am myself alone.(…)I have often heard my mother sayI came into the world with my legs forward.The

WILL… WILL THE HUMANS LIKE ME?( It’s 10 AM here, I haven’t slept whole night AND I realized….I don’t draw Paps nearly as much as I draw Sans. Gotta draw more Paps! )

nattyspb: Samus Aran My art for trade with awesome Kataaoyoc ! I’m very glad that I was able to draw for you :3 Hope u like it And thanks more times for WR - its royally! You hope I like it? I am genuinely speechless. Thank you so so so much, it’s

Dear Anon,I’m sorry to hear you are hurting because of the actions of one of the blogs I have contact with. That being said, I do need to clarify some things.I am not here to judge people for their life choices. I am not here to tell them they&rsquo

ITS 6AM AND I JUST FELL IN LOVE WITH B1A4 ALL OVER AGAIN AND I AM A SOBBING WRECK OHMYGOD WHY AM I LIKE THIS IT WAS JUST THE JAPANESE VERSION AND YET I JUST FELT SO EXCITED OMFG MY BABIIIIESSSSSS

why am I like this 🙃🤌

BACK IN THE DAY |3/2/99| Nas released the first single, Nas Is Like, off of his third album I Am…, on Columbia Records.

haiku-oezu: nogoodturkey: sorry i draw stupid shitty comics about myself when i don’t know how to deal with my own emotions I AM NOT ALONE

one of those nights in which I realize I have no sense of my personality.like gwyn usually says “of course you have a personality!!” but like. what the fuck is it.

I am forever amused at how Amethyst just pops up from behind Garnet’s butt like “hello”

tbh, I probably can’t, like, objectively critique Sardonyx’s design because I love women in suits too much so, like, people criticizing it may have good points but I just look at it and am like “Are you kidding, this is great!”. I am just super

Electing to wake up early and then having a crappy day feels like such a betrayal. Like I sure am glad I willingly lost out on sleep only to have a bad day

donnermaysilee: I’m so unphotogenic what am I going to do when I’m famous

stopstealingmysweetrolls: faygobuttsex: I AM the weather.

Don't get confused between my personality and my attitude. My personality is who I am, my attitude depends on who you are.

i-am-hiddlest0ned: peachdoxie: peppermimint: Rise of the Guardians Animation Appreciation - Jack Frost THE ONE OF HIS HAND HOLDING THE STAFF IS SO EPIC ANIMATION BONER.

princenebulas: this is my dad’s first ever text he’s sent to me i am screaming

the-absolute-funniest-posts: headcrusher133: MY FEELS.I AM 133% DONE. Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.

wckrspgt: reasons i should be your friend: my hands are soft i think because people tell me i probably have a soft face too i am willing to play with your hair platonically whenever i eat french fries you can have some YOU DONT EVEN NEED TO ASK YOU

tinydragongina: If you laugh at jokes about raping people I will laugh at my fist punching your throat because sure it’s violent and demeaning but I think it’s funny so why aren’t you laughing get off the floor and stop whining I am trying to assert

thearcanetheory: thetasrose: wordgotaround: Am I the only one that, seeing the “it’s the Gateway to Satan’s Lair” comment, images Satan just sitting on his throne of skulls chilling when suddenly this girl plops in from above and he goes

the-adequate-gatsby: It’s 3 am You hear a noise in your kitchen You go to investigate It’s me sitting at your table I ask you to sit down “I want to know why you thought that comment on my post was necessary.”

littlecuriousprincess: When we define ourselves, when I define myself, the place in which I am like you and the place in which I am not like you, I’m not excluding you from the joining - I’m broadening the joining. Audre Lorde Hey, look at these

hattubel: AU where Mikasa and Levi are involved in a small car accident, and they spent like 3 hours arguing and both “lost” their blind date #small accident because I am not Mika and I don’t want them dead I……… I am a

latliechs: But you’re [ethnicity] you should like [stereotypical food]!!!!!

Am I the only one who is really distressed by the fact that orange cheddar is only white cheddar with colouring added to it?

ohthentic: sallymolay: Striking Portraits Shed Light On Bangladesh’s Third Gender I feel like a mermaid. My body tells me that I am a man but my soul tells me that I am a woman. I am like a flower, a flower that is made of paper. I shall always be

me1iah-deactivated20221028:never again I stressing myself over someone who doesn’t even ask me if I am okay

am I a freak for getting down????

Excuse me ma'am can I lick your jawline

curvellas: i am grossed out by tyga and kylie but i am straight up upset that black chyna is friends with kim kardashian like how you tell your bff that her lil sister fucking your baby dad i mean what is that conversation like

am I too late for this meme, or

Am I the only one who thinks it’s weird she has a lock of hair that doesn’t connect to her scalp?

In moments like this, when I am so afraid, all I want is for you to hold my hand. Like you do when we are dancing, and the song ends, so you give me one last spin, and then take me back into your arms, intertwining our fingers, capturing my

With school and my vanilla job i only have 1-2 bookings a week bc u don’t have time but I am so excited to graduate this may so I can accept more bookings

labias: I love getting called baby like Yes it’s true I am a baby but most importantly I am Your baby so please say it again

i-am-a-fish: kurochi777: i-am-a-fish: like this post and I will instantly teleport to your home and gobble up your shower curtain My shower curtain is glass well crunchity munchity then, you think that will stop me?

Do girls actually put their bra on like that? Because I can’t fucking do it

thatautismfeel: That autism feel when you have something to say about a given topic, but your language processing makes you sound like you have no idea what you’re talking about.

0800-serialkillers: “I don’t like killing; I don’t kill bushes, I don’t kill trees, I don’t eat animals, I don’t like killing. But, I am like anybody else— I can kill when I am pushed to do that. Just as easy as you eat a steak, or fry

“Coño tu me tienes alta, deadass son imma rock the teeth out your mouth dont play me you getting me dumb tight with your staticky ass” THE MOST BRONX THING THAT EVER CAME OUT MY MOUTH why am i like this?

Not sure if it’ll help you feel any better, but here’s some kitties so this just made me cry lol, I’m feeling crap and no one likes me and I got this and I was like KITTIES AND NICE PERSON and just got all teary. thank you.

am feeling v frustrated and sad and insecure about my body/attractiveness and I think its mostly because I havent gotten off in forever or had actual good sex without being rushed or quiet :(((

I was really needing sex so darfin came took me to his house and went deep and fingered me making me cum fof half an hour then I fell straight asleep and he just woke me up and its 1:40 am. I am vey out of it and sleepy and I feel like ive been ripped

story of my suitor and how I am actually probably creepier than him so, her high, holy, coolness (ME) went to chipotle today to get a tasty burrito. I took it outside to eat with my lovely friend and there was an employee who was just kinda standing

why is my compouter fuckin with me like this

I know I care about him, but sometimes I wonder if he cares about me equal to or greater than how I feel about him. There are times where I feel like the answer is no, and others where I feel like the answer is yes.But, then there are people that I am

Am I the only person losing their mind laughing over this or

I’m…okay uh…As hilarious as this is I am completely confused as to why it got sent to me??

Am liking your alter ego 😍😍💕

lesbianslovebts:I am proud to be autistic. I would not be me if I were not autistic. At the same time, I am exhausted because of it. I am tired of living in a world that is not made for me and will not accommodate me. I am learning as much as I can about

I feel weird because I’m alone tonight & all my cousins/friends have plans already yet I can’t see the guy I’m talking to…like okay so what’s the point of talking to someone I never see them

Am I the only girl that feels self conscious driving when a guy is in the car? lol

ummmm I fucking hate companies calling ur phone like when they offer me something and I respectfully decline and say I am 100% not interested and they’re like “I understand you don’t need it but we just want you to try it for free” LIKE PLEASE

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