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Frankly, I’m always shocked when people giving blowjobs DON’T go all the way down. Seriously…LOL…I AM! I’m not joking…I mean…yours truly doesn’t get down on his knees very much cuz I’m just a fucking size queen…sorry
anerdyfeminist: pangurbanthewhite: out-there-on-the-maroon: cassandrabethloveyoutodeath: I just saw ghostbusters. I am literally sitting here stunned and amazed. There was not one fat joke. Not a single one. I was waiting in the theater braced the
soufflesandbowties: 50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me” well i am hot trash so
lumnch: lumnch: lumnch: Gamers.. I am eating a bagel Why are people reblogging this I’m just trying to tell my gamer friends about how I ate a bagel, it’s not like I made a funny gamer joke or something about how if there was a bagel in Minecraft,
a-hangmans-joke: I am so done with people who think its ok to bash people about their religion or anything just shut the fuck up sit down hug each other why you gotta make it a goddamn shitfest my god
findmeinthealps: GRAVITOWNED “What if I just took all the bad ideas I’ve had over the last few months, and put them together into one giant shitpost as an homage to a joke AMV from 2007?” -me, a week ago Yeah, this is what happens. I am so, so
tymorrowland: dragonsir: cryptoriawebb: wancemcwain: micaxiii: kubo-kubo: stydiaherondale: just imagine the jokes LMAO you fools, deadpool would be proud of it Deadpool in the next movie: “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I VOICED PIKACHU!”
the50-person: let-fred-live: averruncusho: blue-lives-aint-shit: blackqueerblog: Am i the only one taking notes just in case? Americans joke about living in a cyperpunk dystopia but chinese protesters are going 1for1 with censor bots in order
pure-innocent-nun: spyduck: pure-innocent-nun: It’s 3:47 in the morning and I’m awake on tumblr making bad animal jokes. What am I doing with my life. just monkeying around . Why do I keep regretting every time I get online?
officialcommanderlexa: why do str8 ppl act so weird when you mention your sexuality around them like you don’t have to prove to me that you’re a Good Ally™ susan i just wanted to make a joke about how gay i am
noonun: doodlewill: doodlewill: for those of you thinking i was joking in the tags, no I am serious. I actually got raided this morning by the police. They were doing immigration checks. Worst Case Senario has just happened. The house has been deemed
robbonp: commanderchrist: drac–wizard: internet-safe: gamestop: Just Gamer Things This Is A Gamer Only Joke, Don’t Even Try To Understand If You Aren’t A Gamer. I am not a gamer please explain SAWD in gamer means: So, Anyone Want Disks?
katswenski:Just don’t get bitten, or you’ll become but a husk of your former self! (I have used this joke in at least 4 separate instances, and I am not ashamed.)My website – My Facebook page – See me on Webtoon
So I started wearing concealer under my eyes and suddenly my boss is like oh you look really nice today well rested and jokes on him I’m just as tired as I always am.
theonlyeaglebird replied to your post: i just need to leave huh :( facade joke in how slightly miserable i am right now
adurot: fieldbears: micaxiii: kubo-kubo: stydiaherondale: just imagine the jokes LMAO you fools, deadpool would be proud of it Deadpool in the next movie: “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I VOICED PIKACHU!” DP gonna shoot someone in the face yellin
I s2g I am about to stop tracking the Fili and Kili tags. 85% of the content at this point is unsourced art and the rest is people making shitty jokes about their future in the story. I just want the new movie so new content can be flowing again ahhhh.
my liege, i be not bovverèd
mishavi: thepathtodan: roundhousechick: weloveshortvideos: The best knock knock joke I AM GONNA PULL THIS ON ALL MY FRIENDS OMG JUST YOU WAIT That was beautiful
sympateawithsugar: It’s N7Day where I am now, sooo 🥳🎉🥂 I hope you enjoy this joke from Duckman just as much as I do 🙃
alizabith: do you ever start something as like a joke with yourself and then you realize it’s six am and you just made a moth shōujo manga
boobgrowth: “Oh. My. God… The boob growth enchantment actually worked!? I thought this spell book was just a joke! What am I going to do with these tits? They’re bigger than my head!!!”
potter-who-lock: My friend just sent me this and I am seriously no joke crying with laughter
panemfreedom: shyguysays: thatpettyblackgirl: *repeats racist jokes at least 3 decades old* I am pushing boundaries. Let’s shift our focus to Bowen Yang who just became the third Asian American to be cast on SNL. Bowen is super funny and
lem0uro: …im sorry. …….im not, actually (altho i AM sorry if someone did this already i dont know akdsfahakfh and sorry for old joke that is old akdfjhaf ill just go die in a corner now bye)
quantumskeleton: hanari-502: The Homestuck fandom reacted so hard to the update that we actually Un-Updated We just had a reverse update i am CRYING i thought this was a JOKE
pangurbanthewhite: out-there-on-the-maroon: cassandrabethloveyoutodeath: I just saw ghostbusters. I am literally sitting here stunned and amazed. There was not one fat joke. Not a single one. I was waiting in the theater braced the entire time for
You ever feel off with someone? Like you’re always second guessing your jokes and conversation with them? It just always feels like I’m putting my foot in my mouth all the time with this one person. Why am I always so awkward?😥😒
putonyourbathingsuits: teachmetomeetmydesires: putonyourbathingsuits: YES BUT YOU WERE JUST BEING SARCI YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU WERE JOKING BUT HERE I AM FUCKING CRYING AT MY COMPUTER FUCKING DYING AND YEAH FUCK YOU. I DON’T MEAN THAT I LOVE YOU
pradaboiswagg: frenchfrymami: mfjxhn: “That’s yo momma nigga” I watch this at least once a day Am I the only person that thinks of simba and mofossa.. Lord knows I spelt that all wrong.. When they watch this clip ? Not trying to joke. It just
hhaunters: comicshans: emma-angel-12: i’m sorry but when i saw the google page i just is that… a homestuck joke? did I travel… to the distant past… who am i… do i exist… what year is it? they’re plotting their return, don’t let it
sukkanen: jamietheignorantamerican: jamietheignorantamerican: mY SISTER JUST GOT FEATURED ON HER SCHOOL’S ANNOUNCEMENTS FOR DRAWING A FUCKIGN HOMESTUCK OC IM PROUD AND LAUGHING AT THE SAME TIME. YOU THINK IM JOKING IM NOT I AM SO FUCKING PROUD
ethniu: WHUT. This isn’t a joke either… i nhave never owned a ds. i am not a gamer. someone please get this game then tell me just how awesome it is. please. screenshots would be nice too.
roboticdreams: ah april fools. yes let us engage in human acts of humor and good-natured trickery together. i shall begin. i am actually a robot. ha ha! that was a funny joke i just told with no truth to it whatsoever. there is certainly no reason for
mynameismeowmeow: dragonsir: cryptoriawebb: wancemcwain: micaxiii: kubo-kubo: stydiaherondale: just imagine the jokes LMAO you fools, deadpool would be proud of it Deadpool in the next movie: “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I VOICED PIKACHU!”
dragonsir: cryptoriawebb: wancemcwain: micaxiii: kubo-kubo: stydiaherondale: just imagine the jokes LMAO you fools, deadpool would be proud of it Deadpool in the next movie: “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I VOICED PIKACHU!” deadpool, holding
musferamaslow: madgirlbackhome: starkidder: allwaswellindistrict12: xestefaniabows: stayaliveforever: just-an0ther-life: liams-paynties: dathomuhomu: liams-paynties: OH MY GOD I DIDN’T GET THIS JOKE UNTIL NOW OH MY GOD WHAT WHAT AM I
lumos5001: elevenis-my-doctor: bilbodoctorjohnlocked: cas-hasthepolicebox: the-barrelrider: doyoumindsu: HE JUST SAID HE’S A BABY AND THAT THEY’VE BEEN GREAT PARENTS ARE YOU JOKING ME WHAT IS THIS am i dreaming? is this fanfiction? Is this
jennytrout: periwinklerabbit: Okay, here’s a glimpse into my real life. My family and close friends joke that I am married to Ron Swanson. Beloved is just about in total agreement with this assessment. This little series of images and
amazingemmaisonfire: My mom just gave me Fall Out Boy tickets to concert that I thought I wouldn’t be able to go to because I was handicapped. So no joke I am going to vidcon and might meet Dan and Phil then 2 weeks later seeing Fall Out Boy live for
blaquesugarbaby: ravenreyse: baawri:sonamthinks:jabvohhanstihai:sokkaswift:jabvohhanstihai: This is SO INSULTING, I am FURIOUS is this guy fucking joking…oh my god I’m really just hoping an elephant poops on him every day for the rest of his
cumfort: pia-pium: lsdzeppelin: ucne: gayhughhefner: james franco is psycho Is this a joke WAIT WHAT I JUST SPEWED MILK OUT OF MY NOSE I”m NOT EVEN FUCKING DRINKING MILK HOLY SHIT HOLY FUCKIN SHIT I AM SO JEALOUS OF THIS GIRL
hrmnzr: i-am-senpai-and-i: hrmnzr: “earth” without “art” is just canadian So what you’re saying is that art is what’s wrong with the world? Cuz Canada got its Shit well together. THE JOKE IS THAT IF YOU REMOVE ART FROM THE WORD EARTH
luodinkestava: I am a space ace acing spacing while space acing. I just really like terrible ace jokes.
bewwbs: flail: tahreza: artistiquesoul: what is this from??? is there more? i need more. why am i svcreaming I’m honey LMFAOOOOOOOO I JUST GOT THE JOKE
goddx: has every presidential election been such a joke or am i just finally old enough to realize it lol they’ve been crazy for as long as i can remember (the first election i remember and had an interest in was the 2000 election; i was in 5th
justadeadtree: staysaneinsideinsanityy: stayaliveforever: just-an0ther-life: liams-paynties: dathomuhomu: liams-paynties: OH MY GOD I DIDN’T GET THIS JOKE UNTIL NOW OH MY GOD WHAT WHAT AM I MISSING I DONT GET IT It sounds like whore-oscope
I’m latee + dumb doodle
lordburn: rawrcharlierawr: fucking librarians this is on the bumper of his car, no joke are you kidding me Okay, I am a librarian and this is a bit much. Are they using it for promotions in their library? NOPE, HE’S JUST VERY LIBRARIAN.If
sips waterthis class is a hot mess and i cannot deal
