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I wake up to a handful of really kind text messages from different friends and I can’t believe how lucky I am to have so much genuine love all around me. Also, I figured something out when I was taking a shit yesterday because every time I wipe
arabelleraphael: Sneak peak at my scene with Tori Lux for BelladonnaENT’s Strappin Dykes 2. I think I found one of my new favorite directors and companies. And also I am a Daddy in this scene, you know you wanna see that shit. This scene is real
marshmallowmaurice: I got my “boyband-look” certificate today. Also I am donning one of Gabi’s wonderful shirts. Holy shit you are cute and beautiful irl too how is this possible omgfg
beer is the most rancid shit ever but it is also amazing do you guys get what i am saying
dsdarkside: “But enough talk… Have at you!” Wait… Wrong game :D >>Now my health allows me only: coughing, sneezing, play Dark souls. Yeah. I am full of shit :P Also I can veeeeeery slooooooowly move stylus :D dat booty~ < |D’‘‘‘
acetylene-eyes: Alexander Rodchenko - Angle de Tir (1928) Okay… why am I just now discovering that Rodchenko shot nudes?!?!?? Seriously, why have you all failed to inform me of this?!?!?? Holy shit on a stick. This. IS Marvelous! (Also, certainly an
Jesus fuck…. ow. Also… am I the only person who doesn’t give a shit how flexible a woman is? Lack of flexibility impedes me penetrating them not at all…
gunblades: knifeandlighter “ I like this Harley more. Plus its sorta true to the comic” LMAO “hi, my name is stupid jackhole who’s never read anything and doesnt actually know shit. but i totally have shopped at hot topic and also i am a stupid
pupcle replied to your post: also i am now officially a director (lead admin) over at weasyl holy shit
maimface: ridemyrubyrod: Guess what everyone’s getting for Christmas? But… did you get me one? am I “everyone” because this calender was made for me. You know how I feel about goats and also stupid shit. Do I need to bleat again? I’ll
wunderscheisse: The proof of how bad I am generally at fanarting, is that I love the Mindnight Crew, but barely ever drew them back then. Also, this is a very late uploading for Inktober, enjoy! Midnight crew is still cool as shit
wyodak:With all the vile, hateful shit I am seeing be spewed on social media I made this message for Third Party Voters and everyone who voted. Also there is a message to Clinton Supporters Reblogs are appreciated. THANK YOU. From the very bottom of
wyodak:With all the vile, hateful shit I am seeing be spewed on social media I made this message for Third Party Voters and everyone who voted. Also there is a message to Clinton Supporters Reblogs are appreciated. Thank you again for this, man. Talk
I don’t know why, but I’ve always loved this exchange. I also love how it’s a simple “I want you” at the end of it. Like “No shit. Why the fuck else am I shaving you in secret?”
tardiscrash: Fandom. I am getting really fucking sick and tiered of this homophobic Steve shit. You wanna know what Steve has to say about gay people? also (and then he has Jarvis set them up a room together) There you go. Steve has a lot of faults.
I am seriously contemplating here that I PROBABLY should trade away my C Amistr Bag.I love it. It’s cute as fuck. But it’s also worth around… 20b. And I’d REALLY like to get some MVP cards. I like looking all cute and shit on my genetic.
stimmyabby: favorite character: *does shit I also do* me: I AM ALLOWED TO EXIST
annaakana: swiftsugg: I don’t understand why you would romaticize an entire race as being submissive or weak or docile or delicate or fragile or whatever the fuck is the allure of asian women? holy shit I just realized how buff i am. gross. but also
nightmareloki: discowing: udontease: strange-am-i: I did nothing but shout “OH MY GOD” while watching this, HOLY SHIT! It’s part of the DC Nation shorts they play during commercials and in between shows. This is gorgeous. DAT CATWOMAN Also
badragon: pedoshaming: scrawnyspeckygit: I am crying i literally couldnt breathe while reading this aloud to my grandmom holy SHIT IM ALSO CRYING BECAUSE IM PICTURING ALL THOSE TURTLES ALL THOSE FUCKING TURTLES JUST FLYING OUT OF THE BOX IN MID
i-am-dakron: HOLY FUCKING SHIT...There are no covers on that outlet. That could be potentially hazardous to small children.Also…. Kate Upton.
A rare picture of me, your illustrious host.
wanna-be-a-trouble-maker: Love having a ps3 again forgot how good Zombies were! But also forgot how shit I am at it! #zombies #callofduty #blackops2
potato-story: What a beautiful relationship. (I know shit is going down in the new chapter but I haven’t gotten around to reading it yet wryyyyyyyyyy)Twitter link to this piece. Also HI! I am moving to twitter! Aside from the occasional risque arts,
creampiesummer: cyndaquilshoshi: creampiesummer: creampiesummer: BULL SHIT So its now sans blaster WHY AM I DOING THIS SHADY FUCK…. Can I make it worse? (also seems like tumblr ate the quality)
diabolicalprince: diabolicalprince: This basically just a: I have so much fucking cosplay shit what am I even going to use this for and also hey I’m moving to Washington next year might as well get rid of things I don’t need giVEAWAY. ( Subtitled:
hollowct: hollowct: hollowct: also for being a semi regular person fascinated with fire I am terrible for lightning up my candle SHIT THE MATCHSTICKS ARE FUELING IT IM SCARED
rectalglitter:Its like… black people are always expected to be the bigger persons and sweep everything under the rug, offering apologies for being offended. I don’t like that shit. I’m not sorry. I also am petty as fuck.
quitethefreak: kurotsuchi-sterling: quitethefreak: fckwitme89: daddy-for-life: blacksexnc: quitethefreak: Tinashe Is The Shit Oh my gawd!!!! 😳😳😳😳 Aren’t you Stacie lane also Don’t ever mistake my identity I am QUITETHEFREAK
rslashrats:i am excited but also this is funny as shit. we sre excited over stairs
margotsu: doodling. i am always doodling or left half finished sketches. I feel like a shit. also anatomy. wtf is anatomy? D: help me someone said surferdashi Tadashi? (yes those are hearts…) (oooo and line of hair on his stomach bc come on he’s
Goes to bed at 4:20 AM because my sleep schedule is shit but I also like to meme
forever’s playing halo 4 and i also want to play but i am very bad but anyway he’s playing some new-ish map and you gotta capture these points (essentially it’s like arathi basin or some shit) but the announcer guy was all THE ENEMY
Aboldcertaintyoffeelings: Marshmallowy enough? :> …rough sketch. I am glad. I didn’t give up even though everything was shit, and now it is turning into something worth the effort. Also, this one is 11x14, so i will be able to cram in
edwardspoonhands: oatmeal: 20 years ago today my house burned down, so I wrote a comic about it. Holy shit that’s a cool and terrifying story. Also, having read through the newspaper article at the end, I am looking forward to the Oatmeal comic about
livingdeadpoetssociety:romcommunist:i am very pro “love is the most important thing to put into your cooking” but also. please season your shit Love is stored in the garlic powder.
