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Why do I buy Real Food in hopes that I’m actually going to cook it? I won’t, and then it goes bad, and then I waste money
deliciousthoughts1996 reblogged your post:Fun twist, you ask me a question! Hey…I can bake!Cooking normal meals….boooring.Massive feasts? LOVE! Ok, my answer was slightly misleading. I CAN bake, I just hate doing it. You actually have to follow
This is a photo I quickly snapped this morning while waiting for my coffee to brew and breakfast to cook. I actually love what the sun did to my face because I don’t think blurring it would’ve looked that great. Anyway, just wanted to wish
gifwiz: homemadeuplink: Our favorite mistress is back. This girl actually likes guys and is nice. She cooked for me and cleaned out my whole basement afterwards. Then let me creampie her. She pays half the rent. And for her + my gym membership. Feminism
rone9: thickboylove: My man cooking me dinner on the grill…sexy as fuck..#hotmeat This is actually pretty hott
Replying to comments never seems to actually be seen by the original commenter, so I’ll try this? The primary spoon I use for spanking (and the one in question) is a cooking spoon. I got it at TJ Max or Marshals in Sioux Falls, South Dakota like
ryousakaiart: HB to Gabby Cooke: https://www.patreon.com/gabriellecookecosplay I’ve been a fan since a short time ago actually. But thank you for being the best Lucoa! <3 Now if you excuse me, I have to run to get the virgin killer sweater set
secretmusician23: when Ryuko made food for Senketsu one time (based on http://spurkeht.tumblr.com/post/131601825310/actually-its-the-other-way-around) I love babe’s cooking <3 <3 <3
cavalier-renegade: eafrns: don’t get cooked, stay off the hook! my interpretation of Pearl and Marina as actual humans Pearl looks so much better as a human. @slbtumblng X3
alphabelly:On today’s menu - Bacon Double Cheeseburger, Sweet Potato Steak Fries and a huge glass of chocolate milk to wash it down with. Get you a belly boy that actually knows how to cook!
homemadeuplink: Our favorite mistress is back.This girl actually likes guys and is nice. She cooked for me and cleaned out my whole basement afterwards. Then let me creampie her. She pays half the rent. And for her + my gym membership.Feminism is taking
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ineffablebadwolf:ineffablebadwolf:Cooking up in my mind that ten and crowley are twins and humans au where ten is constantly mad that he didnt get to be ginger like his brother Fuck I actually wrote itThat were many things John Smith could be considered
juls-art:I’m so glad the cook kids exist.They’re actually cool and are so good to Steven. ;; w ;;
fauna-and-fashion: palehorseblackdog: silvermender: COOKING SHRIMPS IN 3 SECONDS. Please watch this. WATCH THIS THEN WATCH THE DUMPLING ONE I’M CRYING. I’M ACTUALLY CRYING I’M LAUGHING SO HARD.
thrashturbate: 10/10 would bang.But also:10/10 would care for you10/10 would tuck you in10/10 would cuddle10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning
quietly-islayem: smellslikepining: sculptingsuccess: Does anybody actually watch this or is it completely supported by people recording it for the memes This is why cooking is bad. Don’t do it, kids. T-pain killed me 😂😂😂
retiredjesus: Teacher: Hey i grade papers til 7, go home cook for my children, help them with homework and do paperwork til 3am. You are not tired.Me: I was actually up for 2 days watching naruto, i need nap
blackrebelz: cartnsncreal: lagonegirl: Shout out to the Black women doing the emotional labor, the housework, the childcare, and cooking, that actually makes the world go round.❤️ Call a Black woman up, tell her what she means to you. Buy some
osodelicioso: therjb: Not gonna lie, I’m actually starting to like cooking. Grilled chicken, garlic Parmesan mashed potatoes with sautéed mushrooms and steamed asparagus It was really yummy!
eafrns: don’t get cooked, stay off the hook! my interpretation of Pearl and Marina as actual humans
skyewulfe: brutalfulfillment: storyofasub: this-should-notbe-hot: storyofasub: I would love to do this, more than I can say DO NOT COOK BACON NAKED IT DOES NOT END WELL actually, I think it would be extra cute to do this then serve Daddy the bacon
dom-daddy-r: daddyslilone14: babyoliviasoph: poopypwincess:Honestly if you have a real daddy, that actually enjoys giving you baths, cooking for you, doing your hair, buying you toys or changing you because he loves taking care of you and it’s not
babyoliviasoph: poopypwincess:Honestly if you have a real daddy, that actually enjoys giving you baths, cooking for you, doing your hair, buying you toys or changing you because he loves taking care of you and it’s not even asked. Please be grateful
prayfuckdie: do-this-to-me-please: Yes! Especially Italian red hot..actually it turns purple when”cooked”
cad-y: too hot and lazy to cook an actual meal. nachos it is! :3
good day. was actually productive. went to the gym, went to govt. went to the library, found out i got 1200 points at the gym, tried to do some math homework, went to math class, went home, cooked chicken, ate junk food. possibly failed my online comm.
I’m getting groceries and got the ingredients for pumpkin spice cupcakes with actual pumpkin. With icing. I also should have the ingredients for gingerbread cookies. And I can make chili and cook chicken for the week. I just need to prep some easy
So self care today and yesterday has been nonexistent. I am tired and just ugh. And I actually did stuff. I cooked. I know it’s not even 7pm. But I’m tired, tired of waiting for the snow. I’ll workout in the morning
Dinner party tonight with one of my best friends and the bf. Super excited. Dressed nice just because I felt like it… Digging my hair like this :)
puppyaesthetic: I don’t mean this in the typical fluffy way most people say. (while that is good sometimes too) I mean this in the way that humans actually NEED to be taken care of. - Eat something healthy. Cook for yourself and try something new.
glenn-griffon: swordsandarrows: Reblogging just for The Rock’s facial expressions. Now I get to actually see what The Rock s cooking!
birdfriender:I have this recipe for this spinach and cheese curry that I’ve like developed myself over years and its like my favourite thing to eat but also like i dont think I would ever cook it for someone else because I’d be scared that it actually
mulletlove: littlebeckon: mulletlove: humans literally evolved to cook food around a fire together, spend their days in the sun, braid eachothers hair, care for each others babies…we are so sweet and docile…remember that actually humans have
ghiblivampire:straight/cis people think the gaydar is for instantly knowing someone’s gay but it actually just tells me who to root for in cooking shows
berandomness:I just cooked a meal for myself which is a great personal achievement for me this week! Everyone clap and cheer for me, it is great cause for celebration! And it only took me until 9pm to actually sit down to eat it! great! Job! Yes, I am
berandomness:berandomness:I just cooked a meal for myself which is a great personal achievement for me this week! Everyone clap and cheer for me, it is great cause for celebration!And it only took me until 9pm to actually sit down to eat it! great! Job!
Second day in a row we’re having order-in pizza.. it’s probably going to be a long time till we actually have a home-cooked meal again. I can already feel the lethargy and dread setting in
Despite the fact that i did basically nothing this summer (no travelling or working or anything), it’s actually been really good thus far. I gave up eating meat at the start of june so i’ve been doing lots of cooking in order to try out new meals
retiredjesus:Teacher: Hey i grade papers til 7, go home cook for my children, help them with homework and do paperwork til 3am. You are not tired.Me: I was actually up for 2 days watching naruto, i need a nap
rocklovejewelry: Some claim the traditional Danish Æbleskiver actually come from Vikings cooking batter in old shield bosses! Either way, I’m buying myself a pan and making them immediately… More rocklovejewelry
holdfastmotors: hound-actual: stunningpicture: I found a photo of my Dad cooking a barbecue on top of a moving Submarine Just Cold War things This is fucking perfect
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lelilo: I’m sorry but Harry Styles is actually the full package Funny Kind Sensitive Clever Cute laugh Can cook Good with his hands Great fashion sense Amazing Hair Amazing Eyes Kissable lips Really amazing teeth Incredible jawline Dimples Veins in
empressfang: LADIES, you should be EXCITED because in MITT ROMNEY’S ECONOMY businesses will be SO DESPERATE for workers that they will actually HIRE WOMEN and let you GET HOME IN TIME TO COOK DINNER FOR YOUR CHILDREN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hound-actual: stunningpicture: I found a photo of my Dad cooking a barbecue on top of a moving Submarine Just Cold War things
bob7290: hound-actual: stunningpicture: I found a photo of my Dad cooking a barbecue on top of a moving Submarine Just Cold War things That’s pretty bad ass lol
keptmathilda: “You are my sunshine… my only sunshine… you make me happy… when skies are gray…” I’m actually singing this sometimes, while I’m cooking or something. And I’m a terrible singer 🙈 but my man likes it anyway, I guess because
grimmyeatworld: so today niall won 3 vmas, kissed katy perry and wiz khalifa then cooked some noodles with justin bieber and had a sleepover at his house just a day in the life of actual boy band member niall horan
makethespeakersblow: lonelychav: niggaimdeadass: thagoodthings: They are really trash I don’t get why they are reality famous? this is actually a technique used all around the world by chefs to see if the spaghetti is cooked She has great throwing
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