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How did you even fit that in your shorts? I dunno… man… magic? You need to let that thing breathe! Ha… I try to let it come out and play whenever I can. You’re free to do so whenever you’d like here in my house. Thanks.

How do you even dance like that classic white people dancing

hotlearningwife: Last night was a good night for pole! I did hands-free Gemini and Scorpio. Finally a trick that looks even partly as impressive as it feels. My husband was baffled when I showed him this picture. “What? How? How are you even doing

aradiamegidoo: apsychedelicdoomcult: aradiamegidoo: how do you even get a boyfriend do you use a master ball or something hahahahhaaaahhahahaahaaaa……awww… that’s just sad :’)

Fuck Yeah Rimming!

I keep seeing people do this 100% meme where they show how cool their art looks at 100% and basically I avoided doing it because all my art looks like fuzzy sloppy balls at 100% like how do you guys even do that are you wizards

theirs: jegusgogfuckass: did you kno that 10 million pounds of maple syrup was stolen from quebec 10 million pounds 1/3 of the government’s reserve like. how do you even steal 10 million pounds of maple syrup. where do you hide it. what would you

X3! Aww, look at its lil face in that last one ;w; Like “OMG what are you doing in there? How do you even get in there?? It must be so warm!”

Oh boy lol. The instant I post that I’m not turning my ask blog into pleasing various kinds of people, it loses followers. Ah well, I hope everyone knows that it’s not possible to even please everyone, no matter how much you try. That’s

loverstabbedaswordthroughmyheart: i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much: vangoghstars: sparkafterdark: glamour-parade: How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented

theirs: jegusgogfuckass: did you kno that 10 million pounds of maple syrup was stolen from quebec 10 million pounds 1/3 of the government’s reserve like. how do you even steal 10 million pounds of maple syrup. where do you hide it. what would you

theirs: jegusgogfuckass: did you kno that 10 million pounds of maple syrup was stolen from quebec 10 million pounds 1/3 of the government’s reserve like. how do you even steal 10 million pounds of maple syrup. where do you hide it. what would you

How do you even dance like that classic white people dancing

theirs: jegusgogfuckass: did you kno that 10 million pounds of maple syrup was stolen from quebec 10 million pounds 1/3 of the government’s reserve like. how do you even steal 10 million pounds of maple syrup. where do you hide it. what would you

sweating-warrior-bertholdt: ryouverua: WHAT HOW DO YOU EVEN - with a chalk board you have to clean that almost every single time you drew anything for it to be that clean..it probably took hours…even days…. holly shit… and THERE WAS NO GUIDE

coffeecutsandcigarettes: i think my least favorite thing about depression are the days nothing is wrong but i feel a deep sadness that cuts me to the core. how do you explain to the people who want to help you that there’s nothing they can do because

alfiejlim: sumsandsigmas: evredeen: In the match that would decide who would fence for the gold, Germany’s Britta Heidemann landed a match-clinching touch. But was it in time? South Korea’s Shin A Lam didn’t think so. So she refused to leave.

boobiemom: daisura: pinklikeme: psyducked: casctiel: deathcarpets: SHUT THE FUCK UP how do you even notice that LMAO the longshot is a popular choice, to say the least IT’S NERF OR NOTHING

boobiemom: daisura: pinklikeme: psyducked: casctiel: deathcarpets: SHUT THE FUCK UP how do you even notice that LMAO the longshot is a popular choice, to say the least IT’S NERF OR NOTHING

phantasticphil: HOW DO YOU EVEN FIND THAT MANY STICKY NOTES OH MY GOD

daisura: pinklikeme: psyducked: casctiel: deathcarpets: SHUT THE FUCK UP how do you even notice that LMAO the longshot is a popular choice, to say the least

boobiemom: daisura: pinklikeme: psyducked: casctiel: deathcarpets: SHUT THE FUCK UP how do you even notice that LMAO the longshot is a popular choice, to say the least IT’S NERF OR NOTHING

boobiemom: daisura: pinklikeme: psyducked: casctiel: deathcarpets: SHUT THE FUCK UP how do you even notice that LMAO the longshot is a popular choice, to say the least IT’S NERF OR NOTHING

boobiemom: daisura: pinklikeme: psyducked: casctiel: deathcarpets: SHUT THE FUCK UP how do you even notice that LMAO the longshot is a popular choice, to say the least IT’S NERF OR NOTHING

boobiemom: daisura: pinklikeme: psyducked: casctiel: deathcarpets: SHUT THE FUCK UP how do you even notice that LMAO the longshot is a popular choice, to say the least IT’S NERF OR NOTHING

ask-jean: featuring ask-aarlelt wow how do you even read that so casually like.. with your pants on

phantasticphil: HOW DO YOU EVEN FIND THAT MANY STICKY NOTES OH MY GOD

ultrafacts: In Holtsville, Long Island, a bunch of parents brought their kids to a screening of The Last Mimzy at the Island 16 multi-plex, the last thing they expected to see on screen was a woman giving birth to a mutant baby. Once the pre-credit

boobiemom: daisura: pinklikeme: psyducked: casctiel: deathcarpets: SHUT THE FUCK UP how do you even notice that LMAO the longshot is a popular choice, to say the least IT’S NERF OR NOTHING

boobiemom: daisura: pinklikeme: psyducked: casctiel: deathcarpets: SHUT THE FUCK UP how do you even notice that LMAO the longshot is a popular choice, to say the least IT’S NERF OR NOTHING

sa8oteur: nepeta2dope: unbelievable HOW DO YOU EVEN CATCH THAT

boobiemom: daisura: pinklikeme: psyducked: casctiel: deathcarpets: SHUT THE FUCK UP how do you even notice that LMAO the longshot is a popular choice, to say the least IT’S NERF OR NOTHING

ask-jean: featuring ask-aarlelt wow how do you even read that so casually like.. with your pants on

rewindthis: wisteriafield: lightskinjeezus: Nigga was playing no games White boy hit so hard he took a bow before goin out How do you even move that fast.

phantasticphil: HOW DO YOU EVEN FIND THAT MANY STICKY NOTES OH MY GOD

phantasticphil: HOW DO YOU EVEN FIND THAT MANY STICKY NOTES OH MY GOD

iblug: hellamobbin: rewindthis: wisteriafield: lightskinjeezus: Nigga was playing no games White boy hit so hard he took a bow before goin out How do you even move that fast. He said “NOT TODAY U NOT” JESUS

phantasticphil: HOW DO YOU EVEN FIND THAT MANY STICKY NOTES OH MY GOD

How do you even dance like that

phantasticphil: HOW DO YOU EVEN FIND THAT MANY STICKY NOTES OH MY GOD

theirs: jegusgogfuckass: did you kno that 10 million pounds of maple syrup was stolen from quebec 10 million pounds 1/3 of the government’s reserve like. how do you even steal 10 million pounds of maple syrup. where do you hide it. what would you

boobiemom: daisura: pinklikeme: psyducked: casctiel: deathcarpets: SHUT THE FUCK UP how do you even notice that LMAO the longshot is a popular choice, to say the least IT’S NERF OR NOTHING

hooplux: :O How do you even create that shape?!

How do you even dance like that

rewindthis: wisteriafield: lightskinjeezus: Nigga was playing no games White boy hit so hard he took a bow before goin out How do you even move that fast.

zohbugg: blackbanshee: conkersradfurday: do-androidsdreamof-electricsheep: A Wet Dream on Elm Street (2011) how do you even jerk off to this ARE THOSE VIBRATERS ON HIS FINGERS Yo that isn’t even a cheap halloween mask. That is a full quality

spankmethorin: phantasticphil: HOW DO YOU EVEN FIND THAT MANY STICKY NOTES OH MY GOD New Zealand: We don’t understand the concept of ‘middle ground’

phantasticphil: HOW DO YOU EVEN FIND THAT MANY STICKY NOTES OH MY GOD

theirs: jegusgogfuckass: did you kno that 10 million pounds of maple syrup was stolen from quebec 10 million pounds 1/3 of the government’s reserve like. how do you even steal 10 million pounds of maple syrup. where do you hide it. what would you

lifeisuselesswithoutpizza: phantasticphil: HOW DO YOU EVEN FIND THAT MANY STICKY NOTES OH MY GOD @ staples

phantasticphil: HOW DO YOU EVEN FIND THAT MANY STICKY NOTES OH MY GOD

officialjoelbirch: statiic-in-my-head: the bag of weed is labeled “gay platypus” how do you even see that ilu

theirs: jegusgogfuckass: did you kno that 10 million pounds of maple syrup was stolen from quebec 10 million pounds 1/3 of the government’s reserve like. how do you even steal 10 million pounds of maple syrup. where do you hide it. what would you

theirs: jegusgogfuckass: did you kno that 10 million pounds of maple syrup was stolen from quebec 10 million pounds 1/3 of the government’s reserve like. how do you even steal 10 million pounds of maple syrup. where do you hide it. what would you

How do you even dance like that classic white people dancing

fucking-bambi: like this is what i look like right now and i just hate it like what do you even do about that how do You fix that like no matter how many people say nice things to you it doesn’t change the way that you see yourself and it’s hard

skelletang: kasespaetzle: fat-birds: Interrupting your 4th of July celebration to remind you that fancy pigeons exist. (x) Pigeons how do you even exist how are you moving pigeons what in the world you are upsetting me What is this bird is this for

ask-jean: featuring ask-aarlelt wow how do you even read that so casually like.. with your pants on

How do you even begin to start trusting the one you love when they’ve done nothing but break that trust… Like where do I start?!?!?! All I can ever think about when I do start trusting again is: oh fuck… oh fuck…. I’m

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