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So this totally has nothing to do with a dirty pic or anything, but… if I were to have to ponify myself, how do you picture me—earth pony, pegasus, or unicorn? And why?
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I keep seeing people do this 100% meme where they show how cool their art looks at 100% and basically I avoided doing it because all my art looks like fuzzy sloppy balls at 100% like how do you guys even do that are you wizards
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I’ve been getting a handful of tutorial requests in my askbox so I decided to tackle the biggest one first: “how do you draw heads?”Well, with patience, perseverance, and rectangles.[See the full tutorial when you become a patron -or- contact me
pet peeve: when people tag characters in posts who are not actually depicted, referenced, or mentioned in anyway in the postI get its, like, an exposure thing, so I don’t really blame people for doing it. It’s just annoying to me because when I’m
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Bleach characters! You have just learned that Urahara and Aizen are dating! How do you respond?
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When someone you don’t like reblogs something from you How do you politely tell them to go find cool shit somewhere else?
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“I hope you remember your own wort”How do you even respont to that in a socially acceptable, honest but not rude way. I truly don’t have any idea what I’m valued at but it’s not much above aggregate or plant fertilizer. What
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