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alexamindslave:perverseroyalty:“You don’t care if they’re real anymore. You just want to jerk off.” you might even like it better if they are full of plastic. it is a sign of how much PORN has seeped inside you. nnnnggggggg porn has

lookingforasubmissivegirl: Every time we watch porn together, I noticed how threesomes with another female turns you on. I knew you have that fantasy even though you are not comfortable admitting it, or maybe too jealous to let it happen in real life.

dreamsuggestion: you are so dreamy i’m always wondering how you’re even real

dreamsuggestion: you are so dreamy i’m always wondering how you’re even real

nintendowiimote: shogas: gottfriedvonleibniz: how the fuck is this even real it looks like ridely and isabelle are snake and cloud’s fursona’s If i knew like 5% less about video games and you tried to tell me which of these characters were named

spoopyvegan: clannyphantom: lets be real guys if theres ever a zombie apocalypse do you even know how many white girls are gonna try and find a zombie boyfriend like in Warm Bodies probably literally none holy shit did you really think adding “white”

nintendowiimote: shogas: gottfriedvonleibniz: how the fuck is this even real it looks like ridely and isabelle are snake and cloud’s fursona’s If i knew like 5% less about video games and you tried to tell me which of these characters were named

blogartus: lucydonaghan: Went to work out today and realized how big my gut got (Submission) Even in black you look fat, imagine how big you’d look in normal clothes big boy. Getting real tubby. So why wear black? You are proud of your new curves,

clannyphantom: How the fuck is slut shaming even a real thing like y’all are hating on someone because they have more game than you

You know how there are things you just… can’t unsee even though you haven’t even like… seen seen them…? Let me recap all of my feelings about this… REAL QUICK. And just… so I can wrap all this

battyy: the fuck is this demon magic how the fuck do you open a fucking metal can with a FINGER how much do you EVEN have to work out TO OPEN A CAN WITH A SINGLE FINGER HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN HOW STRONG ARE YOUR FINGERS EVEN CAUSE LEMME TELL YOU REAL

monsieurpaprika: Zombie apocalypses aren’t nearly as fun in real life as they are in video games. this is probably like the farthest ill ever actually go with any of my aus LOL kinda ran out of stamina towads the end there though… if you get the

hypersexualsportswear: Imagine being 11 years old and you are already an academy award nominated actress with a successful career but people don’t even make an effort to learn how to pronounce your name, in fact they put more effort into making jokes

ganes-h: spenceromg: kevinkinky-: fucknobarackobama: kevinkinky-: Republicans are scary but republicans under the age of 20 are even scarier Yeah liberals are terrified of educated youth did your dad tell you that “hashtag: how a liberal acts

thestarlesswanderer: How was Looney Tunes Back In Action even a real movie like what even THERE ARE DALEKS IN THIS LEGIT DALEKS AND THEN YOU HAVE SCOOBY DOO THREATENING LIVE ACTION SHAGGY YOU HAVE BRENDAN FRASER PLAYING BRENDAN FRASER PLAYED BY

redgart: The hottie of this week is THE IRON BULL. YEAH. He won, I mean how the fuck not? I love this big guy. I know the tattoos are no even accurate, but let’s be real, is pretty hard to get references of the design, LIKE HELLA HARDS.You know that YOU

spoopyvegan: clannyphantom: lets be real guys if theres ever a zombie apocalypse do you even know how many white girls are gonna try and find a zombie boyfriend like in Warm Bodies probably literally none holy shit did you really think adding “white”

shinynintendos: neukgewei: Just in case you were wondering how immature lawmakers in Oklahoma are. is the United States even real? Do we even really exist?

vampireapologist: theubergrump: vampireapologist: what good is a piano full of Actual For Real Bees if they don’t even know how to play Transcribed (paragraph breaks are where the video cuts): “You know, life is normal, I just have to very cautiously

lookingforasubmissivegirl: Every time we watch porn together, I noticed how threesomes with another female turns you on. I knew you have that fantasy even though you are not comfortable admitting it, or maybe too jealous to let it happen in real life.

shordaaaay: You can’t always hide who you really are under all that make up. You got to show the world one day how you really look. Even if you look real burnt, real ugly, or realllly fucking damn chinky. You are who you are, and if you don’t except

lookingforasubmissivegirl: Every time we watch porn together, I noticed how threesomes with another female turns you on. I knew you have that fantasy even though you are not comfortable admitting it, or maybe too jealous to let it happen in real life.

thestarlesswanderer: How was Looney Tunes Back In Action even a real movie like what even THERE ARE DALEKS IN THIS LEGIT DALEKS AND THEN YOU HAVE SCOOBY DOO THREATENING LIVE ACTION SHAGGY YOU HAVE BRENDAN FRASER PLAYING BRENDAN FRASER PLAYED BY

feedeecurious: gorditabrandolah: How are some of these even real?How do you deep fry lemonade I think the same way they dry Kool-Aid, they take the powder and instead of mixing it with water, they mix it with batter then fry the batter. It’s super

stylesforstiles: “how do you whisk?”“even as young as you are?”“it just kinda happened”“I’d marry you harry”“my first real crush was louis tomlinson”

thelittlesluts: You are my sisters best friend. You needed a place to stay and how can my sister say ‘no’ to you? You could even sleep in our bed.The only real downside to it was, that we now had to come into the bedroom to get to the bathroom upstairs.

thestarlesswanderer: How was Looney Tunes Back In Action even a real movie like what even THERE ARE DALEKS IN THIS LEGIT DALEKS AND THEN YOU HAVE SCOOBY DOO THREATENING LIVE ACTION SHAGGY YOU HAVE BRENDAN FRASER PLAYING BRENDAN FRASER PLAYED BY

theawesomeadventurer: how is Oregon even a real place you guys are literally trapped in an 80s snow globe of a reality

nintendowiimote: shogas: gottfriedvonleibniz: how the fuck is this even real it looks like ridely and isabelle are snake and cloud’s fursona’s If i knew like 5% less about video games and you tried to tell me which of these characters were

clannyphantom: lets be real guys if theres ever a zombie apocalypse do you even know how many white girls are gonna try and find a zombie boyfriend like in Warm Bodies

spoopyvegan: clannyphantom: lets be real guys if theres ever a zombie apocalypse do you even know how many white girls are gonna try and find a zombie boyfriend like in Warm Bodies probably literally none holy shit did you really think adding “white”

incestiel: historia—chan: gabzgirl: shesgotwhatittakes: ackunkel: How can you not reblog baby animals I needed this BABIES!!! literally are these even real

spoopyvegan: clannyphantom: lets be real guys if theres ever a zombie apocalypse do you even know how many white girls are gonna try and find a zombie boyfriend like in Warm Bodies probably literally none holy shit did you really think adding “white”

clannyphantom: How the fuck is slut shaming even a real thing like y’all are hating on someone because they have more game than you

theironbullshit: neoncat666: until-noel: fuffuster: has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are like WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL ????? ?? ? ???????// SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN

domstoryteller:See, I told your fiance. Even if you get all fit you don’t lose your boobs. Look, mine are still a great size! I promise they’re not fake, here feel them and tell me how they feel? Real, right? -CandiKik DomStoryTeller

axander: I have never seen anything so perfect…how can this be real? Where these women? I love you who ever you are…this time I mean it. :-) Perfect, even down to the goosepimples on her ass and the ruffles of her thigh high stockings.

spoopyvegan: clannyphantom: lets be real guys if theres ever a zombie apocalypse do you even know how many white girls are gonna try and find a zombie boyfriend like in Warm Bodies probably literally none holy shit did you really think adding “white”

fuffuster: has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are like WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL ????? ?? ? ???????// SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME

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