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unclefather: neptunevelvet: I just realised that “society” views a guy doing, whatever he did, to a food as sex but people still think if a lesbian has only ever been with girls than she’s a virgin “technically”. He fucked a hot pocket. Are
2ndltbraeda replied to your post “You. Me. Bed. Now.” Well duh! What did you expect? A pink bunny? Maybe a hot pocket and two coconuts.
2ndltbraeda: luckied: 2ndltbraeda replied to your post “You. Me. Bed. Now.” Well duh! What did you expect? A pink bunny? Maybe a hot pocket and two coconuts. hardee-har-har… Though if that’s what’s down there… you feelin’ hungry?
slut-overload: I’m saving my last hot pocket for when I get realllllly hungry and lonely My life
reallymang: surprise I’m putting it up anyway. send me submissions of what you do with it.Like putting a hot pocket in my mouth mayhaps.
pussylightlytoasted: surprise I’m putting it up anyway. send me submissions of what you do with it.Like putting a hot pocket in my mouth mayhaps.
holy shit i love hot pockets
unclefather: cherrichild: unclefather: Technically my vagina is a hot pocket explain filled with meats and cheeses and you must microwave for 3 minutes before it is safe to eat
everydayfixxx: te-amo-corazon: mejustdoingme: sugaraykay: iccedays: evooob: Don’t google Alabama Hot Pocket I want to die this is so unhealthy and disgusting and i just……..
fraternityrow: sometimes hot pockets seem like they take forever to nuke :)
fooddicks: a still from the hot pocket vine
cookiexmilk: I love those otps that are like person A: can play 12 different instruments, got accepted into Harvard, is organized person B: once ate 15 cold hot pockets in a row, tripped over their shoelaces, claims they can fight 2000 bees
mk-doodles: indulgenceahoy: So somebody showed me a certain hot pocket in the stream Awww!!
theroyalfrogman:Today’s good froggo is this friend that is trying his best with his lil legs me after I’ve eaten too many hot pockets
heretherebefandom: salgexicon: damn-i-love-hot-pockets: I’m crying so hard right now guys, it’s taking a lot of effort to type properly, my vision’s all blurry from the tears and not wearing my glasses This is my arm, covered in butterflies as
dumbucket: Professor Layton seems like the type of doofus who eats pizza and hot pockets with a fork
suckmycockswallowmycumbro: Sundays… Fundays…Hot Pockets…. Sitting in church… Thinking about suck’in Kenny’s thick, long, pre-cum-dripp’in delicious cock and pound’in his chiseled, tight-as fuck, muscular, jock-boy bubble-butt (as soon
hugehefna: Pizza Pockets…
chopstickly:ok but look at my pretty hot pocket
just-shower-thoughts: A hot pocket takes longer to cool down that it does to actually cook it
just-shower-thoughts: Pizza Rolls are just baby Hot Pockets
web-wrecker: earthstory: Lava bursts forth at the tip of a pahoehoe lobe this is what a hot pocket looks like when you add 30 more sec.
hazmad: hot-pocket-medick: cuntsman-sniper: Ah yes, Team Fortress 2. A video game with such lovable characters as bear scooter gas mask child bob the builder french man the dentist from little shop of horrors steve irwin cyclops and last but
lulz-time: thesupremejester: Who needs sex education when you can just read the backlog of a hot pocket box
That moment when you cook your steak and cheese hot pockets to perfection and it's not left cold in the middle
kingjaffejoffer: tastefullyoffensive: Honest Slogans [more]Previously: Sites Renamed for the Reason Why We Visit Them That hot pocket slogan touched my soul with accuracy
panerasexual: spermbanker: just think how many people are gonna start fuckin various foods for the internet bc how much attention hot pocket dick got… stop before this gets out of control… #stopfuckingfood2k14 dont kink shame me
beetledrink: taakoenchilada: beetledrink: beetledrink: stick a capri sun straw into a hot pocket or don’t, i’m not a cop sounds like something a cop would say the only people less qualified to be an authority figure than i am are actual cops
turing-tested: turing-tested: turing-tested: one of my biggest fears is that one day I will be standing in front of a microwave waiting for my hot pocket to heat up and my microwave will suddenly explode, impaling me instantly with shrapnel apparently
calins: wintrymist: heretherebefandom: salgexicon: damn-i-love-hot-pockets: I’m crying so hard right now guys, it’s taking a lot of effort to type properly, my vision’s all blurry from the tears and not wearing my glasses This is my arm, covered
hottestbabes2: As you sit there in your skid marked underwear, eating a hot pocket and drinking a Mt. Dew do you ask yourself what the fuck am i doing? Yes, you could be doing so much more. Here’s how. Take your worthless porn addict ass to my fucking
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momcore420: deathgripsforcutie: nicklugo: what the fuck this is next level shit The official controller of #GamerGate the endless loop is slaying me. once he finishes his hot pocket he goes right back to the microwave to make another one. save on
lotsopineapples: Now THIS is a hot pocket
togetherwewillrecover: heretherebefandom: salgexicon: damn-i-love-hot-pockets: I’m crying so hard right now guys, it’s taking a lot of effort to type properly, my vision’s all blurry from the tears and not wearing my glasses This is my arm,
lovelydomination: thefuuuucomics: Honest Slogans Hot pocket and target im done tho
randakay: godbless-st-cyr: A compilation of my favorite responses to facebook posts BUT HOW DOES SOMEONE SWALLOW A HOT POCKET WHOLE THOUGH
cuteandinsecure-deactivated2020:Guys be honest: Would you rather fuck me or a Hot Pocket? Reblog and DM me your answer and I’ll send you free pics 🔥
secretdumpster:Hot Pockets
creepstreet: Everybody loves a Hot Pocket LOL! 🔥 #HomeOfTheGrave #DropsMonday
creepstreet: 🔥💩 Hot Pocket Tee 💩🔥 #HomeOfTheGrave #DropsMonday
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unsuccessfulmetalbenders: unsuccessfulmetalbenders: mY BROTHER JUTS GOT HOME AND THE SECOND HE WALKED THROUGH THE DOOR I SMELT PIZZA AND I RAN TO THE KITCHEN AND THERE ON THE COUNTER WAS A PIZZA AND CHEESY BREAD AND HOT POCKETS AND I ASKED HIM WHO THEY