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oldcamo: Tumblr is confusing emotionally sometimes I’m all like ohh she’s hot and bam that weapon. Then .3 seconds later I’m like “close that dust cover”, “cinch that belt down”, “TD”, “raise up your plate carrier” and “unfuck
steponacraicbreakyourmothersback: have-a-plate-of-fuck-you-too: skittle-happy-matt: loki-princeofcats: lusilly: At first I was like “oh hot reservoirthis is my jelly” and it didn’t make sense but then it did I laughed ten seconds straight
*puts plate of hot pockets on shelf and closes door* *is confused as to where the number pad is* *realizes the refrigerator does not work as a microwave*
jordan-reet: [Jordan laughed lightly when she cursed, it was still hot to hear her do, like him she didn’t do it much. Watching his friend lean against the counter and pick up a brownie that sat on the plate on the counter, Marcus never let his eyes
moonslag: i just watched the new tf and there was so much ???? going on that my mind was wandering and when Barricade and his knuckle rings and elbow…plates(?) showed up I was suddenly stuck by “WOW BUT OK INTIMIDATING HOT DECEPTICON BARRICADE GETTING
mofaultra: Pretty big turd on the plate from hot college girl Demi
champgnemamita: littlesappho: mira-esa-baina: My dreams of losing some weight while I’m down here is slowly going down the drain but IDGAF I used to swear my family was the only one that made rice with hot dogs! This plate look like life right now
yelnatszeroni: taylorrdenise: One of my favorite schemes of Ed, Edd, and Eddy is when they tried to sell paper plate, grass, dandelion, orange crayon tacos and it was also how we found out double d was black because he drank half that gallon of hot sauce
“you’re so hot,” i whispered as i took my plate of food out of the microwave
badnitro: Sarah Vandella in My Wife’s Hot Friend Sarah Vandella stops by to help her friend’s husband, Ryan, cook a meal. Sarah is more interested in the sausage in Ryan’s pants rather than the one on the plate so she has Ryan whip it out and
”so hot” I whispered as I took my plate out of the microwave
simsgonewrong: he dreams of being on a plate again. someday hot dog, someday.
spoonsarepayneful: ”so hot” I whispered as I took my plate out of the microwave
mudpussy: blueneonz: realmenstink: HOT HAIRY COUNTRY BOY !!! http://blueneonz.tumblr.com/ That belt-buckle doubles as a dinner plate. Or head rest….
elshalarossa: Well, last night I went to a sin-and-sinners themed play party full of hot ladies dressed like the devil’s minions and today I’m attending a family-friendly, fancy cheese plate competition. I love that this is my life, and I love that
