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“You can see any body in this morgue. Especially mine!” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Is that a riding crop under your coat, or are you just happy to see me?”
“You can X-ray my possessions if you want.”
“I’d put my riding crop in your mortuary, if you catch my drift.” Submitted by andyouwere-barelyholdingon.
“Will you be my division?”
“I know you don’t want anything, but I bet I can change your mind.”
“You do count… Even if I didn’t need a suicide assistant.”
“My idea of a romantic lunch date: Two bags of Quavers and analyzing dirt!”
“You had me at ‘How fresh?’” Submitted by mykittyisbeautiful.
“I love you more than John Watson loves jumpers.” Submitted by rightinthefangirl.
“Nice measurements. How about letting me see them on your real body?”
“I could definitely tell your body from ‘not your face.’ Want me to prove it?” Submitted by anonymous.
“I would go on three dates with you even if you turned out to be a gay, consulting criminal.”
“Forget the lipstick-matching present– let’s unwrap you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I thought your post-mortem joke was funny.”
“You make me so stiff, Molly mistook me for one of her cadavers.”
“My division is the one between your legs.”
“Irene Adler shouldn’t be the only one you recognize from ‘not her face.’”
“Me and the wife were all sorted… until I saw you in that dress.” Submitted by wilderebellion.
“I think I need a shock blanket.” Submitted (with photo) by sherlockholmes1.
“I would hit that harder than Sherlock hits corpses.”
The cheesiest of the cheesy, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Want to be my crush’s look-alike?” Submitted by letsrevitup.
“I like you more than Howard Shilcott likes trains.”
“I’ll let you kiss me if you crash through a window and ruffle your hair first.”
“Hey, I faked my death too… When do I get to crash through a window and make out with you?”
“My detective skills aren’t the only gifts I was born with.”
“I love you for your brain, and I’m not referring to Helen Louise.”
“The lack of a ring when you slapped me isn’t the only reason I’m glad your engagement’s over.”
“Let’s have quite a lot of sex.”
“Are you Helen Louise? Because I’m going to make you lose your mind.”
In honor of reaching 20,000 followers, I present the top ten pick-up lines of all time, based on number of notes. [Reuploaded version of this.]
The best of The Empty Hearse, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“If you think Sherlock’s a freak, just wait until you see me in the bedroom.”
The best of Greg’s division, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines.
“I’d let you stay in my bedroom even if you didn’t need the space.”
“I would love you even if you made post-mortem jokes about my hip.”
“I’d watch Glee for you.” Submitted by scripturientjester.
“You could make me feel alive even if I were one of Molly’s cadavers.” Based on a suggestion by madspades.
“Whip me like one of your dead girls.” Submitted by madspades.
“Why have a meat dagger when you can have my D.I. swagger?”
“So… I heard you like people who wear long coats, fling themselves through windows, and fake their deaths.”
The best of “Shezza,” from bbcsherlockpickuplines.
Happy new year, Tumblr! Hope it’s not meretricious ;) I made this late at night so it might not be funny now, but I dunno– I think the world might actually be a better place with Mrs. Hudson ruling it.
“I would date a sociopath just to make you wonder if it was serious.”
“May I twist and diffuse your hair?”
“I would love you even if you stabbed my hand with a fork.”
Happy Valentine’s Day, followers! My love for you all is… immortal ;)
“Will you have coffee with me if I refresh my lipstick a bit?”
“Your eyes are more colorful than John’s Christmas jumper.â€
“I’m so shocked by your beauty, I think I’ll need a blanket.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“It’s okay– you don’t have to wear makeup or a dress to compensate for the size of your mouth and breasts.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
The top pick-up lines from every major character who’s appeared in more than one season, (based on number of notes).Thank you guys so much for 50,000 followers!!!!! <3
“I heard you said you wanted to ‘do Molly’… I hope you didn’t mean the drug.â€
“Your teeth are whiter than Molly’s lab coat.â€
“I don’t care if you’re wearing ‘gay’ underwear… I’m about to rip it off of you anyway.â€
“Without you, I’m lonelier than Mycroft on Christmas.â€
“You’re hotter than a shoddy Victorian outfit from a museum that was sold off in a fire damage sale.â€
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