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sorcerornobody: sophieasweetheart: sub-maureen: HOLY SHIT, GUYS, THE POST IS JOKE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ALMIGHTY, CREATOR OF HEAVEN AND EARTH DON’T SEND ME OR ANYONE ELSE YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBERS, JESUS CHRIST. NO. BIG FAT NO-NO. YOU’RE LUCKY I’M
segoli: deramon: jetgreguar: attackofthekillerderk: tramampoline: JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE HELL HOLY SHIT FUCK OFF WHAT see you space sandbag… the sandbag traveled for 58 seconds and went 8231.43 meters before stopping, which means, ignoring air
philophile: zheida: ollieosa: leader-morty: swaggabastard: zealman: theclockspider: A creepy short film by pixar. oh god, what?! holy SHIT WHAT omfg AS IF DOLLS WERENT SCARY ENOUGH jesus christ pixar how nice of you to cover up the sheer
br0kensmil3e: falling-starrs: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: myalphabetbeginswithjdb: iimpala67: Jensen Ackles when he was 20-ish OMGHFDDKMGKDSALKM HE IS A BARBIE DOLL JESUS CHRIST HOLY ACTUAL SHIT OHMYGOD
sherlokicks: The Morning Star HOLY COW THE EDITING QUALITY jesus christ put your hand over the half of the face and then the other half
wholove: redbeautyqueens: #best plot twist in modern film history #lol ok Regina you keep writing in your little book whatever Cady got you goo-OH HOLY FUCKING MOTHER OF JESUS CHRIST SHE JUST PUT HER OWN—WHAT?—WHAT GAME ARE YOU PLAYING?!!
iguanamouth: birds are so ridiculous how do they even all exist??? fuckin crazy ass bobbleheaded tiny motherfuckin i dont even things that dont make any sense dragon faced jesus christ is that a duck some kind of prehistoric nonsense holy shit
ebronics: thebearsupthere: bearboyhampton: unfadedlight: greatest scene in television history Whatshowisthis HOLY LORD JESUS CHRIST. HE’S A SEX WIZARD! I need “my mad fat diary” to come back. like now
angerliz: m-azing: gangbanglerfish: thebirdandthebat: I am humbled by this Portal cosplay. I’ve never played portal but I am impressed. HOLY FUCKING SHIT SAJHDGFKAJHSDGFKJASGDFHJA JESUS CHRIST
conversatanparade: the scariest thing about being an adult is looking at a 20 dollar bill and realizing that holy shit i could just buy an entire cake for myself and eat it and nO ONE COULD STOP ME?? IT DOESN’T EVEN HAVE TO BE MY BIRTHDAY JESUS CHRIST
umfag: cancerousmonkey: mshpiece: theminorityking: frostbitch: shoggothtan: i made a cute transparent ghostie to drag around your dash :) oH MY FUCKING GOD ABORT MISSION. ABORT MISSION aw it’s so c-JESUS CHRIST It’s kinda cu—— HOLY WHAT
t-ayloor: tes-a: mesmerama: cosmo-s: gautimanopants: bl33dsl0w: aqua-ve: xoyours-truly: James Franco Damb phuck Gawd Jesus Christ lawd this is the hottest bloody photo i’ve ever seen of him mum walked past my screen and goes “holy
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laugh-all-night: Why the hell can I hear a thump when I look at the picture? And no thump when i look away? OHMY. WHAT IS THIS SORCERY!!! holy crap I CAN SEE SOUNDS. DEVIOUS FUCKERY I CAN FEEL THE THUMPS IN MY EARS WHAT GFGKLEMFNGK JESUS CHRIST YOU
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p-atches: thegirlwiththerosetattoo: lionmanes: monkeysaysficus: cptmalhammer: Officer Bennett from Orange Is The New Black takes a shower. For the love of all that is holy, watch the entire 48 seconds. Bless. Jesus Christ it was WORTH IT I’m
ebronics:thebearsupthere: bearboyhampton: unfadedlight: greatest scene in television history Whatshowisthis HOLY LORD JESUS CHRIST. HE’S A SEX WIZARD! I need “my mad fat diary” to come back. like now
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dashingyounghero: jetgreguar: attackofthekillerderk: tramampoline: JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE HELL HOLY SHIT FUCK OFF WHAT That shit went in to orbit. BRUH
thegirlwiththerosetattoo: lionmanes: monkeysaysficus: cptmalhammer: Officer Bennett from Orange Is The New Black takes a shower. For the love of all that is holy, watch the entire 48 seconds. Bless. Jesus Christ it was WORTH IT I’m dying I AM
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jacquelynkelly: plantpuppy: HOLY SHIT LISTEN TO THIS RAVEN’S CUTE OLD MAN VOICE jesus christ I really would love to have a raven
virginitity: wholove: redbeautyqueens: #best plot twist in modern film history #lol ok Regina you keep writing in your little book whatever Cady got you goo-OH HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS CHRIST SHE JUST PUT HER OWN—WHAT?—WHAT GAME ARE YOU PLAYING?!!
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olivia-midby: doctoralpaca: sherlokicks: The Morning Star HOLY COW THE EDITING QUALITY jesus christ put your hand over the half of the face and then the other half UNHOLY SHIT Well fuck
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