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arkhams: hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
radgreymon: My FAVORITE type of white people are the white people who are afraid to even say “black” “Hey ma’am, who was the associate who helped you today?” “The uhhh…. uhhh the uhh girl over there!” “Which one?”
arkhams: margaritina: arkhams: hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr IF SOMEONE DID THIS TO ME I WOULD
arkhams:margaritina: arkhams: hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr IF SOMEONE DID THIS TO ME I WOULD FUCK
20 years laterBlue: hey Red remember when we had that argument and you shoved me against a wall?Red: uhh yeah?Blue: do that again right now
suppery: kenneththinks:suppery:hey @cheeralism knock knock@cheeralism uhh knock knock
[ ‘NNNG-! U-Uh..Hey, name’s R-Ruby, how ‘bout you?’‘It’s you..This doesn’t make sense, this was the least probable outcome-’‘Uhh..Is that some weird way to say ‘thanks for saving my life’ orr..?‘A-ah no, Thank you..my name is
jen-iii: [ ‘NNNG-! U-Uh..Hey, name’s R-Ruby, how ‘bout you?’ ‘It’s you..This doesn’t make sense, this was the least probable outcome-’ ‘Uhh..Is that some weird way to say ‘thanks for saving my life’ orr..? ‘A-ah no, Thank you..my
rcrtmi: so like i was talking to forever and a loogie flew out of my mouth and onto my bottom lip AND I PANICKED SO I ATE IT SO HE WOULDN’T SEE i brought it up all “so uh hey earlier a loogie flew out and uhh you didn’t see that did you" he
carnival-phantasm: Tom Nook: Hey let me, uhh, get you a nice house since you are homeless. You can pay me the cost at your own pace and I will charge no interest. Oh don’t worry, you own the house now and you won’t be evicted or treated poorly if
