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carolinegroatart:Yes, hello 911? I have a serious problem, I. Can’t. Stop. Drawing. Dekus. Yes I’ll hold.
zeldamaniac44:Hello, 911? Yes I’d like to report a murder
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thesaltofcarthage: feministism: hello, 911? i’d like to report a mass mercy killing
contractings: HELLO 911 MY WIFI IS NOT WORKING
nepenthe-e:hello 911 i’m not getting enough attention
hamishwatson: yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help
captaincasualty: Hello? 911? I just witnessed a murder.
sk-itty: hello? 911? i’d like to report a murder
wrotten:Yes hello 911 I am stuck in the past
claydols: hello 911? somebody reblogged my post on tumblr.com and said “i cant breathe”. i think i killed someone. i would like to turn myself in
jigglyturk: dilfweed: mitchyep: Grindr find of the day: the typical racist white boy Hello 911? I’d like to report a murder Where do white gays get the nerve??
lieutenant-sapphic:hello 911 i’d like to report a murder
captaincasualty: Hello? 911? I just witnessed a murder. I don’t agree with the OP but sick burn, so reblogging.
wrestlingoutofcontext: Hello, 911? I just witnessed a murder on Monday Night Raw
tarsusfour: hello 911 yes i just saw a man with sleeve tattoos wearing a button down with the sleeves rolled up and i need medical attention
oddballdaughter:Yes Hello, 911, How do I make digital art?
dekuuchan:hello? 911? ah yes, my emergency is that this girl needs the best life possible
titansatemymother: hello, 911? yes this is melina reporting a crime bc ren looks drop dead gorgeous in this episode
adulthoodisokay: Wow, Merriam-Webster just murdered a senior editor at Slate.
marianhalcombes: mood: annie edison murdering jeff winger
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wilwheaton:Hello, 911? I’d like to report a murder.
loshka: hello 911 i’d like to report a big fucking cloud stealing my super moon eclipse
kirrrk: hello 911 yes i touched wet food while doing the dishes i’d like surgery to remove my hand
trillow: “hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-” “haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE”
chatotai: “i wish pokemon were real!” beedrill is three feet tall “hello 911 a beedrill has impaled me”
humorous-blog: hamishwatson: yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help ▒
heavensby: hello 911 yes i just saw a man with sleeve tattoos wearing a button down with the sleeves rolled up and i need medical attention
averypottermormon: marvinlamoure: sirdef: hello 911 yes marvel is releasing a 71 minute movie titled Iron Man & Captain America: Heroes United yes i’ll hold WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS
rabioheab: hello 911? hey uh… i’ve uh… *clears throat* i’ve liked you for a long time i uh… haha… do you maybe want to go out for drinks sometime?
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