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heliolisk: killbenedictcumberbatch: gingersofficial: doublelegwhip: mtv: spill that tea, nicki HOW ARE YOU GONNA MAKE A JOKE ABOUT THIS YOURE THE ONE WHO HIRED MILEY OH MY GOD im going to die this is so embarrassing i want to die
heliolisk: this makes me so happy
heliolisk: fraxure: god this cured me
heliolisk: I dont think ive ever felt more of a personal connection to a cartoon character than I do to Squidward
heliolisk: ultrafunnypictures: My sister got a microscope for her birthday Anyone else thought that was a nipple with some lace on it
heliolisk: mvngspcs: swolizard: The reason some girls wear make up.. “so check this contour.” D E A D WHO IS THIS??? BRING THEM TO FAME!
heliolisk: The Pokemon script writers didn’t give any fucks.
heliolisk: bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes
heliolisk: leavingthiscity: In laughing so hard this bitch took my text post and replaced it with a selfie to make it seem like she gets notes omfg Aww, it’s kind of sad…
heliolisk: trying to take a picture with your friends with a phone that doesnt have a front camera
heliolisk: if youve ever played flappy bird click this
heliolisk: sweater weather is ending soon and I dont know if im ready for this transition in my life
heliolisk: so many potatoes in the world are waiting for me to eat them http://www.ktvb.com/story/news/nation-now/2014/12/31/odd-items-dropped-new-years/21098107/Here in the land of potatoes
heliolisk: quimstick: classicmeevs: slimetony: Can a horse become king? whats a king to a horse what’s a horse to a different king what’s a horse
heliolisk: I hate when people ask what im doing tomorrow I dont even know what Im doing right now stop doing this to me
heliolisk:I love seeing pawprints cause that means at some point a dog walked on that spot and then i think about dogs and its a good time
heliolisk: *wins 7 out of last 9 games to get into series**immediately loses the 2 games in series*
heliolisk: so many potatoes in the world are waiting for me to eat them
heliolisk: hroakie: the holy trinity
heliolisk: he blocked me
heliolisk: Im a little offended
heliolisk: cant believe it
heliolisk: busterscary: Can we all agree that Avatar had one of the worst movie adaptations of all time. Like where did these fucking blue people come from. Why are they in space. There’s not even any fucking bending. I like how this is a joke
heliolisk: I love the irony in this gif with how tolerance is spelled wrong
heliolisk: v-for-valkyr: gaikudo: metalslugxx: didn’t 4chan create some shitty anime girl or was that some sort of horrifying fever dream do you mean THE shitty anime girl that was supposed to be everything that could be seen as moe put together
heliolisk: this show is a gem
heliolisk: dont you hate when you accidentally tie one shoe tighter than the other and you have to redo your entire life?
heliolisk: virgohumor: god has abandoned us all youre all going to hell for doing mariah like this
heliolisk: Its not really summer unless the radio has found 2-3 songs to overplay the shit out of
heliolisk:narputo:When he pulls out after u had Chipotle delete this, your blog, and go to church every sunday till u die cause this is VILE
heliolisk: listening to your favorite song as it gets closer to the chorus
heliolisk: waking up after accidentally taking a 4 hour nap
heliolisk: Give me a warning if youre going to poke my side so that I have more time to punch your face
heliolisk: heteroh: foodvacuum: dimedog: look at this fucked up bird what the fuck are those its titties okay yea bird tiddys yea haha but what the fuck is that thing it kinda looks like balls when they be bouncing
heliolisk: bhansali: vangoghoff: harryedward: sandy has to be white because no poc likes texas that much actually Mexican Americans from Texas literally love Texas so clearly Sandy is a tejana… how many shows do you know that portray a strong Latina
heliolisk: psa: saying “lets be friends” to someone youve never talked to is not an appropriate way to make friends
heliolisk: heliolisk: when your favorite pokemon dies in the middle of a long route with no revives when theres a random npc that heals your pokemon
heliolisk: thatweirdphysicist: heliolisk: I HAD 3 PIECES OF CHEESECAKE AND ICE CREAM OH MY GOD What a champ YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT
heliolisk: fetustara: heliolisk: excellent nerd
heliolisk: heliolisk: yea im great with pets!
heliolisk: cutfits: heliolisk: I hope shutting the fuck up is the next new trend you should start it :) dam..
heliolisk: thatweirdphysicist: heliolisk: I HAD 3 PIECES OF CHEESECAKE AND ICE CREAM OH MY GOD What a champ YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT What a champ
heliolisk: heliolisk: so many potatoes in the world are waiting for me to eat them the more notes this gets the more powerful potatoes become resulting in a more powerful ME
heliolisk: heliolisk: I got up late so I had to power shower Basically I took a normal shower but whispered fuck to myself every 5 seconds
