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He was good looking, funny, treated her well, had money…but mostly she just liked that his dick was so fucking THICK.
He was good looking, funny, treated her well, had money…but mostly she just liked that his dick was so fucking THICK.
Punpun was feeling so very, very lonely. He was in deep pain. But he couldn’t help himself, it all seemed so funny.
glacir:“When I met Johnny, I was pure virgin. He changed that. He was my first everything. My first real kiss. My first real boyfriend. My first fiancé. The first guy I had sex with. So he’ll always be in my heart. Forever. Kind of funny that
serviceorientedotter: I told him we had to be quiet. I told him my parents were asleep just across the hall. I told him my big brother was asleep right below us. He said he would be gentle so I could stay quiet. What’s funny is that he was true to
glacir: “When I met Johnny, I was pure virgin. He changed that. He was my first everything. My first real kiss. My first real boyfriend. My first fiancé. The first guy I had sex with. So he’ll always be in my heart. Forever. Kind of funny that
Cue the Guitar Warriors; I thought I was hot, but I guess I was not. My whole adventure was brought to a screeching halt. My heart has stopped, and my brain is cold, and what’s worse my body is starting to mold, I am so so dead. …this dimen
Funny thing talking to my co-workers, one of them brings the new movies (animated) he found and showed to us, and i saw the “Golden Arc” ovas, and we start talking how bad the cg was and all that, but that’s not point, the point was that after
he-was-number-wan: Oh, so you think you’re funny? Well guess what! BUBBY AIN’T LAUGHIN’!
drmng: a couple days ago my brother was driving and he saw a traffic camera flash at him but he was going the speed limit so he drove by it 5 more times thinking it was funny because he was doing nothing wrong and today he got 6 tickets in the mail
funny-bonez: thestirge: So I heard this story second-hand, many years ago, but the gist was that a friend of a friend lived in what was generally considered a bad neighborhood, because he was a super poor college student and it was what he could afford.
wappahofficialblog: Everybody loves Cindy. I guess because…MILF. For example I was gonna do a NSFW art trade where @newtypemo‘s character is doing crystal and he changed his mind he was all like no man do Cindy instead. Idk it was just so funny.
trashboat: drmng: a couple days ago my brother was driving and he saw a traffic camera flash at him but he was going the speed limit so he drove by it 5 more times thinking it was funny because he was doing nothing wrong and today he got 6 tickets
darkarcherprince: phantomhivespookysass: spookyfeuilly: so one time this asshole was harassing my friend and he gave her a note that said “hey pretty wanna date me? yes: smile no: backflip” and like the fucking badass she is and because she’s
darthtella: scribbledpages: Here is a reminder that Tentoo is also the one who: let Rose in when he was sad and lonely and angry said she was funny and tough and clever and resourceful was so glad he met her told a Ministry employee he didn’t go anywhere
doctorandroseinatardis: scribbledpages: Here is a reminder that Tentoo is also the one who: let Rose in when he was sad and lonely and angry said she was funny and tough and clever and resourceful was so glad he met her told a Ministry employee he didn’t
dance-like-a-tree: WHAT IF STEVEN CAME INTO THE ROOM HALLOWEEN DAY WITH LIKE FAKE BLOOD ALL OVER HIM AND ONE OF THOSE FAKE AXES IN HIS BACK OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND HE’S LIKE “GUYS LOOK” AND PEARL LOOKS OVER AND JUST HAS A FRICKIN HEART ATTACK
So I was at work when the fiber kicked in. The big boss was in there ahead of me and I could hear every sound like peeing and stuff. He came out and I went in and ripped a small fart. Thinking I would just dump and run I sat down. I could hear the boss
phantomrose96: phantomrose96: You know what’s never not funny? FMA03 Scar is just so bishie. He looks like he’s in danger of starting a boy band any second. He’s so delicate. So streamline and alluring. He was an extra in a shojo anime who stumbled
drmng:a couple days ago my brother was driving and he saw a traffic camera flash at him but he was going the speed limit so he drove by it 5 more times thinking it was funny because he was doing nothing wrong and today he got 6 tickets in the mail for
So I was watching a Vine made where this dude was acting like he was arguing with his Latina GF and she raised her hand and he crouched down and was like sorry baby. Like it was funny and that is what makes Latina women, etc. Like it was cute? There are
deancasheadcanons: a weird kid who was bullied all throughout school because he was chubby and wore funny clothes and his family was really poor and so he figured out how to use humor to avoid getting beaten upanother kid who was an athlete and won a
jakespot: My buddy always thought he was funny doing stupid stuff like pulling his pants down so when I came out I’d see it. He knew I was bi, I told him all about it one night so why does he keep doing this. One day I’m just going to grab him and
dickclops: my dad just asked came over and asked me what i was so focused on drawing and this was on the screen and he was like, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SOME SORT OF SICK JOKE. WELL IT ISNT FUNNY YOUNG LADY. and so i was like, “no dad, its not what
spicy-vagina-tacos: panerasexual: men are so afraid of confident girls and its so funny one time my ex was tryna get me back and he was all “you know I think you’re stupid attractive” and I was like “no shit because I am” and he got so personally
spankmebare:Her birthday spanking in her birthday suit. She was loving this. It was funny that he kept losing count at the same place. She knew he was doing that on purpose, but she was actually enjoying the light spanking so she wasn’t going
bloodtasty: When i meet Johnny, i was pure virgin. He changed that. He was my first everything. My first real kiss. My first real boyfriend. My first fiance. The first guy i had sex with. So he’ll always be in my heart forever. Kind of funny that
cantabilechaos:Being a kid was so fucking funny we’d just go around lying to each other’s faces constantly to impress each other one of my classmates told me he was the first person to visit the sun and when I asked him what it was like to prove he
skeletonguns: “When I met Johnny, I was pure virgin. He changed that. He was my first everything. My first real kiss. My first real boyfriend. My first fiancé. The first guy I had sex with. So he’ll always be in my heart. Forever. Kind of funny
justmysillydoodles: ivorylungs: sherlock saying that very soft and subtle thank you he did while he was drunk and john said he was funny but this time he’s thanking john for loving him and john tearing up over it and holding him so hard and not saying
ki-shi: Punpun was feeling so very, very lonely. He was in deep pain. But he couldn’t help himself, it all seemed so funny.
allwivescheat: “Oh honey you should have been there, I totally pants’d Chris today! You know, as a joke, and he wasn’t wearing any underwear! His big hard cock just flopped right out and almost slapped me in the face! It was so funny!”
So I’m meeting with a new POT on Friday and our date is……. GETTING MANI-PEDIS TOGETHER. 💅🏽👏🏽 Ha that’s our date, it was my suggestion and he’s all for it. I think that’s so funny and refreshing. Dinners can be so boring sometimes
bl-ossomed: When I met Johnny, I was pure virgin. He changed that. He was my first everything. My first real kiss. My first real boyfriend. My first fiancé. The first guy I had sex with. So he’ll always be in my heart. Forever. Kind of funny that
: How hard would it be, I wondered, to go out with him? He was nice, funny, and reasonably goodlooking. We got along. Why did I get caught up in so many messes with other guys when I had a perfectly sweet one here who wanted me? Why couldn’t I just
taratjah: This is Henry Montague and he is NOT thinking about Percy. I read The Gentleman’s Guide to Vice and Virtue and I loved it 😊 It was so funny! I also have some drawings of Percy ready which I will post later~
ki-shi: ki-shi: Punpun was feeling so very, very lonely. He was in deep pain. But he couldnât help himself, it all seemed so funny.
drmng: a couple days ago my brother was driving and he saw a traffic camera flash at him but he was going the speed limit so he drove by it 5 more times thinking it was funny because he was doing nothing wrong and today he got 6 tickets in the mail for
