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yourbootblack: He knows what’s coming. I’ve told him to prepare himself. But I’ll grant, it’s difficult to truly prepare for this kind of direct hit. We’ll see how he does — that’ll tell me a lot about where we go from here.
sheamuslover: salistar-smythe: Cesaro telling Miz he can go fuck himself Why does this remind me of the hulk and loki? That is Strength…its kind of scary how strong Cesaro is sometimes! O_O
refinedcaveman: Jace sighed as he drove. Kayla was stretching on her seat, almost as if daring him to be able to control himself and not look at her petite but very well proportioned body. “So. Tell me again, why is it that you didn’t want to take
harrystyleshisgirl: If I’d ask you, who is Joseph Kony, you wouldn’t know. You should. And that’s why I’m going to tell you about him. Joseph Kony considers himself as a good Christian. He abducts kids, little girls go in prostitution, little
prettypennytraining: He was so pleased with himself, and his control over me, that I didn’t have the heart to tell him this was exactly how I wanted to sit anyway. Maybe not nearly for this long, and I would have liked to have been able to scratch
Wahhhh, baby wasn’t able to FaceTime w me this morning. I wanted to see his cute face mess himself for me and tell me how much he needs to be w his Mama. LDR sucks so much sometimes but damn does that boy make it all worth it.
sun-thief-rai: lauriejuspeczyk: so you’re telling me there’s an alien who regenerates into a completely random form, that he cannot control or determine himself, and who understandably could take millions of different appearances, but who all 13
prettyincum: FUCKING WOW. Im getting my self way too hot and bothered right now for the middle of the day. That bright red head looks like its gonna pop any second! And you can just tell that guy fucking adores cum. He’s fucking coating himself in
vaknosh: konkeydongcountry: nentindo: estpolis: bigfootfinder: when will someone finally tell this guy that no one cares and that he should get over himself holy shit “i know what i’m talking about when it comes to this series, i drew fan
storiesaremylife: deprofundisclamoadte: diana tells bruce her entire sad backstory one day and bruce just. fucking builds a goddamn time machine, sends himself back so that he’s sitting in the airplane with steve, leaves a grenade in the plane so steve
ultrafacts: loserstoldmetoreblogthings: ultrafacts: Source For more facts, Follow Ultrafacts I have hope that he didn’t tell anyone for awhile and enjoyed it to himself
random-ferret: wayneradiotv: why did the colonel lay so fucking hard into luigi That video cuts off right before he starts chanting “La li lu le lo” revealing himself to be the GW simulation of the Colonel. This tells us three very important things:
littlejaw: If I’d ask you, who is Joseph Kony, you wouldn’t know. You should. And that’s why I’m going to tell you about him. Joseph Kony considers himself as a good Christian. He abducts kids, makes little girls go in prostitution, makes
assgod: YOU CAN TELL HE’S SO PROUD OF HIMSELF AND SO AM I mad skills. i swear that otter did a fist pump
gooningout: Gooner tells the world to fuck off and let him goon in peace. After all all that he needs is himself. From the series: Yes, I’m a gooner.
spacekidb: tonyrackstonx:When the old heads tell you “What you know about this?” at the party. The fact that he could edit himself in so effortlessly made this 100 times better😂
faggland: emailsfromaslave: This Master is in total control. I love the look on His face - it is the proof that this is a true Master. He is enjoying Himself, for sure, but there is also something in His expression that tells us this is nothing special.
cockingbirds: “Yes, all sins are mine.”
tinyrats: tinyrats: that castlevania shit better be fucking good for me to give anime a chance again youre telling me he named his son after himself but fucking backwards
myeroticbunny: My boss always flirts with my wife but she tells him to stop and behave himself. I started thinking I could use it to my advantage for a promotion so I told her to go ahead and encourage him. Now he’s sending her dick-pics and that bastard
misha-collins: Happy Father’s Day, Misha Collins! “We have a sort of rule with West, that’s not a very strict rule, but a rule that we sort of try to follow; which is basically, try not to tell him no. Unless what he’s doing is hurting himself
pocketlad:pocketlad:pocketlad:I think I once heard Charles Martinet say at a panel, the script for Mario Teaches Typing 2 had Mario telling the player negative things if they failed but he himself changed the lines and instead said things like “That
homunculus-argument:Random story I remember reading online but couldn’t now find if I tried: The guy telling the story got bored and decided to Educate Himself by watching older, classic anime that he hadn’t seen before. I can’t recall
envymary: vintage-kisses: harrystyleshisgirl: If I’d ask you, who is Joseph Kony, you wouldn’t know. You should. And that’s why I’m going to tell you about him. Joseph Kony considers himself as a good Christian. He abducts kids, makes little
Happy Father’s Day, Misha Collins! “We have a sort of rule with West, that’s not a very strict rule, but a rule that we sort of try to follow; which is basically, try not to tell him no. Unless what he’s doing is hurting himself or someone else,
studsnpuds: armydruk: That moment when the Dr tells you to drop your pants… I always wonder if he’s going to retract my foreskin himself or ask me to do it. My last exam with a new doctor he immediately grabbed my dick as soon as my undies went