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imthenumberoneboss: He said “ Arch that Back”. That shit turned me on more.
bindtorturefuck: My step daughter is really starting to fit in. Her mother wanted me to have a talk with her about her outfits. I said dress like a whore get treated like a whore. She never did stop wearing that shit. I told her other dad he’s more
oblviated-deactivated20150308: “You do care,” said Dumbledore. He had not flinched or made a single move to stop Harry demolishing his office. His expression was calm, almost detached. “You care so much you feel as though you will bleed
“Mother! That shit of a little brother just told Me I can’t beat him until his ribs heal from last time! Said you told him that…?” “Oh darling I told him no such thing! he’s such a compulsive liar. you need to
buttshapedpillow: transasamisato: habitualshaker: dagwolf: dagwolf: spicer said this shit during passover. like don’t believe for a second he made an innocent mistake, that he wasn’t aware of what he was saying. like this is explicitly antisemitic
perks-of-being-chinese: when i was a kid, i asked my dad where babies came from and he said something like “ur mom had a stomach ache and she went to the bathroom n then came out with you” and i feel like thats his way of calling me a piece of shit
ecchiboy: knifeandlighter: that’s why your ass broke K.K Slider. but he sure is one cool cat now i’m going to be thinking about that shit you just said forever. goddamnit.
justsomeantifas: justsomeantifas: justsomeantifas: justsomeantifas: michael cohen stating in court that donald trump is an antiblack racist and then saying he continued to work for him after trump said horrific shit about black people. this is our
jonnycocksville:themaskednegro:tismys:ghdos:kngshxt:u gotta make sure ya nuts can breave before u attempt a takedown for aerodynamicismYou gotta transfer schools after some shit like this. There’s no coming back from that. like he said Have you people
ask-sapphire-and-greyzeek: Greyzeek… the singa! Oh shit no, I can’t stop laughing, please! OMFG X3 I love it! That’s like, the perfect voice for this cutie!Also, at the very end when he said “butts”, I was reminded of Sokka from
freakyboysonly: My cousin bent over to pick something up while we were the family picnic. Saw his thing and tripped out but kept thinking about that shit. He kept eyeballing me and I said come over after this. Nigga had that ass up!!
My dad just told me that all the shit he said to me when I got fired was just to soften the blow and that I fucked up big time.
luiskingking replied to your post: weroni93 said:What about episode … Rebecca Sugar has some shit to own up to for fucking up the fanbase this bad over pie I think the pie thing is Paul Villeco’s fault because he’s the one who wrote
helenas-hood: gllob: a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced I asked my old science teacher this and he said “I make
THIS IS MARRIAGE!! Thats right! Permission to be a bad ass. Nod. He looks back at the guy like, “SEE THAT? SHE SAID YES. YOU’RE SO FUCKED.”
wtfhistory: theshewomanboyhatersclub: jesuisuneetoile: THIS IS MARRIAGE!! Thats right! Permission to be a bad ass. Nod. He looks back at the guy like, “SEE THAT? SHE SAID YES. YOU’RE SO FUCKED.” Like, guys. Sparta was so kick ASS sometimes
ultracooljellybean: “Easy kid, I heard what he said. Sometimes you just can’t worry about that shit, and besides– one of these days you’re gonna hit someone that’s gonna hit you back harder.” – Jean HavocI bet Jean was probably the one
na-jay-uh: lemme-holla-at-you: bblackgoldd: yasgawd: this is a fight lmfao that would be the last conversation we ever have daaaaaaaamn Bruh I will cut a nigga if he ever said some shit like this to me
greenpolymer: Does this quote mean “eyesmex”?? **type “eyesmex” in Google**Oh shit! Now I got it!Bet their kiss would be so intense for 13yo readers that Kishi couldnt visualize it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Wait, he said there was something even better
rcah: i spent 4 hours on this and my professor gave me a F :) he said it was shit :) in front of the whole class :) last night i was really proud of this and thought it was one of my best pieces :) guess that says a lot about me!!!!!
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iwriteaboutfeminism: Today a white man pled “not guilty” to killing a black man. The judge then said it was okay that he go on an island vacation.#AmericaTuesday, April 21st
rebeccangoyi: i love this picture. look at the mom’s guilt. that baby looks so lied to. like, “this bitch said a mosquito bite.” This how it was when my son had to get his blood drawn. He was a champ, he ain’t even cry. Me though? I was
introvertedgeek: wizardshark: constant-instigator: stele3: dannerzz: brother-mouse: dannerzz: i fucking hate dating nerds one single time i wore a star wars shirt to see a dude and he was like, “wow are u wearing that to impress me” and i said,
island-delver-go: frogemulator: warpstar: warpstar: GOP writer really said trump supporters are single men who jack off to anime i really saw that shit happen on national television someone got a screenshot of the lady’s face after he said it?
fieldnigga: heyallykatt: fieldnigga: fieldnigga: fieldnigga: I’m not believing he just died like that. What do ya’ll think. If you know half about what actually happened to michael jackson, and that Michael literally said they were going to Kill
unfriendlyblackshawty: africanaquarian: drwhothefuckyouthinkyoutalkinto: revyspite: mainmanblackdynamite: This nigga talking about he inspired but didn’t listen to shit that Jessie said WOOOOOOOW You didn’t listen to him. You completely disregarded
nevaehtyler: CNN’s Don Lemon on police shootings: “When I am stopped by an officer - I shouldn’t have to be ‘yes,sir-ing’ anybody.”Don Lemon lost the support of the Black community after a few controversial remarks that he made throughout
goddess3: vaspider: When I was ten years old, a dog bit the back of my head. The doctor said, within earshot but out of sight – he didn’t think I could hear him – that had the dog’s teeth been a little longer, they could have gone in under my
dinosaurjawn: micdotcom: In a radio interview Friday on the Dori Monson Show on KIRO, comedian Tom Arnold said he has unreleased Celebrity Apprentice outtakes featuring Trump saying racial slurs and insulting his own son. “It was him sitting in that
biohazerd: biohazerd: sonoanthony: neurotiac: vanitysgrace: bishopmyles: beingjayecee: I tried to explain that to a dude last night and he was in disbelief Lmao this is so true. Realest shit exactly It’s true we easy I said this at work
afrohoopz: sweetpetiteandnatural: 56blogsstillcrazy: What he said to her? You not my main chick Her arm. His face. Her hand went allllllllllllll the way back, I know that shit hurt. She found out some shit, I betchu
hi-imkingdavid: Sammy Sosa is the light definition of a Dominican that says “I’m not black I’m Dominican . Dude said he used a bleaching cream every night since 2009 Swipe the hashtags “issa flamingo” 💀💀💀💀
kingjaffejoffer: queenoftongues: meechonmarss: the stingray that killed steve irwin got caught lackin This shit has me in fucking tears! When his voice started trembling and he said “I got some cheeks waiting on me at the crib”
jewish-privilege: bonkai-diaries: progressivefriends: That guest of Sen. Dean Heller is none other than known Nazi Peter Cvjetanovic. It would be a shame if the electorate in Nevada found out about this from the asshole who said he wouldn’t take away
Nah he said “crikey” too often for that shit 😂😂
modelo-citizen: this priest really said he out here listening to ASAP Rocky The Korean subtitles really helping me learn that shit.
lebritanyarmor: kingjaffejoffer: queenoftongues: meechonmarss: the stingray that killed steve irwin got caught lackin This shit has me in fucking tears! When his voice started trembling and he said “I got some cheeks waiting on me at the crib”
cherryroze: Holy shit he said this ?!?! Omg. Can’t believe I missed that.
saturnineaqua: earthshaker1217: buttshapedpillow: transasamisato: habitualshaker: dagwolf: dagwolf: spicer said this shit during passover. like don’t believe for a second he made an innocent mistake, that he wasn’t aware of what he was saying.
perfektes-leben: celibacy:In the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me, then he slapped my ass and said “back to business.” I’m going to marry him. burnout-junge
sinnnnnce98: rosetheclever: benjiboyspade: Cute ass I’m starting to believe that he really said that fucking shit sync is perfect What is this from?
At my first apartment I invited a guy over and he pressured sex so much to the point that I had to have my friend and her bf come over to ask him to leave. I never said anything to him after but I finally had to when he commented talking shit about
gamestops: ravine: gamestops: this guy cheated on my friend & he thinks she doesnt know lol thats fuckboy shit im blowing up his phone update: he said “I’m a 15 year old boy with hormones, im sorry”
pricklybangbang: today at work i asked a customer if he wanted french vanilla creamer with his coffee and he said no because he wanted the “heterosexual” creamer instead and it just blows my mind that straight people say shit about how queer people
blackbabesupremacy: pussylipgloss: coconutoil97: I don’t get it like people really quote and praise tupac…..he said basic common knowledge, decent human being, logical shit. He wasn’t that deep but o k a y. only white people and thots praise
fuckyeahcheatingwives: “I don’t know what you’re so pissed about, dude,” he said to Joe after he confessed to being the guy who fucked the shit out of his wife and left her drenched in cum. “Kara’s not even THAT pretty and she’s
so what if Onion has a pet mouse and he feeds Steven’s food to it and it shows that Onion albeit creepy, has a soft sideor what if Amethyst transforms into a mouse to scurry around Onion’s home to find out what the shit is going on in there
junesolivier: “Oh shit that’s a big hole!” he said when he realized my hole could easily take both his cock and two fingers.
jimforce: NEW VIDEO Interstellar Review Christopher Nolan makes a smart movie that wants you to know exactly what’s going on i guess christopher nolan just had a great concept but when he was making the script he said “oh shit what now”
astro-soda: So I’ve been seeing a post going around saying that your knowledge of Gravity Falls is equivalent to your number of fingers. Sort of like Stanley has 6 fingers, but in the flashback at the end of NWHS, both of the Stans have 5 fingers.
