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Your boss told you in a low voice, “I’ve noticed that your wife isn’t wearing panties,” and then, without waiting for your reply, he told your wife. “I just have told your husband that you aren’t wearing any underwear and he said that maybe
sywren: He was so cold. Poor boy. I told him to put his hat on but he said no, he wanted to show how tough he way to impress me. i was impressed. it really was cold. Me? I have a special talent for resistance to cold imparted to me by monks in Tibet
firefly-flashes: “Keep squirming,” he added, his hand spayed over her ass. “You aren’t going anywhere.“ “Put me down,” she demanded angrily. “You can’t - ” “I can,” he said, no hesitation in his tone. He dropped her on the bed
redshirtt: grade-a-memo: nickiminajsleftnipple: These days, anyone could be gay and you’d have no idea. your cashier might be gay your bartender might be gay the guy sucking your dick might even be gay But he said no homo tho he lied
x-i-l-verify: earthdad: a young child: *tells me basic knowledge* me: no way!!!!!!!! 00000000000: #one time a five year old asked me what the world was made of and i said ‘rocks and dirt and water and stuff’#and he said ‘no silly it’s made
freakyboysonly: Walked in my girl’s lil bro one day showering … ass looked the same, he said no don’t leave. Nigga started sucking me up. My eyes got big and I said bend that ass over
wkdart: my-name-is-long: pricklybangbang: today at work i asked a customer if he wanted french vanilla creamer with his coffee and he said no because he wanted the “heterosexual” creamer instead and it just blows my mind that straight people say
nowthatswhaticallblogging: leisures: i don’t consider myself hip i’m like shoulder I said this to my dad and he said “no, you’re an ass.”
oldermanfantasy: haversackers: God! I wanted him to fuck me… I wanted him to fuck me so badly. He was my husband, after all… But he said no, he couldn’t. He’d promised his girlfriend that he wouldn’t fuck me any more…. Kik: triggerman0166
nowthatswhaticallblogging: leisures: i don’t consider myself hip i’m like shoulder I said this to my dad and he said “no, you’re an ass.” Dad win. Not even debatable.
bill cosby was in London, Ontario doing his comedy show. a lady stands up in the audience. he asks “where are you going?” the lady replied…“to get a drink. do you want one?” he said no telling her he had a bottle of water
fullmetalheart-x: “Boyfriends, huh?” He said curiously, one eyebrow raising. He hadn’t really pegged Jean for the type to go after guys, but then again there really was no stereotype you had to fit in to be gay. Edward knew all about that
i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp: Orion smiled triumphantly knowing he’d get a real answer, patiently waiting for what Havoc had to say. He was a bit surprised at what he said, smirking and nodding. “Yes it does.” He put his bottle down
redshirtt:grade-a-memo: nickiminajsleftnipple: These days, anyone could be gay and you’d have no idea. your cashier might be gay your bartender might be gay the guy sucking your dick might even be gay But he said no homo tho he lied
humansofnewyork: He told me he was on his way to a labor law class, so I asked him if he was studying to be a lawyer. He said: “No, I’m an electrician, actually. I just want to have as much knowledge as possible so that I can give good advice to
oneoakdutch: kimreesesdaughter: dearnaptural93: comicsncoolshit: Bruh… ^^^What he said… If his mother didn’t die. That’s what caused Kanye to snap. all of it I think we’re grossly exaggerating Kanye’s lyricism here, he ain’t
rasworld: themelancholyblackwoman: Korryn asked her son if he wanted to go outside. He said no. It seemed that was rhetorical because she knew he didn’t need to be out there with the police anyway. She was seeing if he had enough sense to be out there
babygirlphonesex: Dad was really reluctant to let me go on the Spring Break trip with my friends, he said no way was he allowing a girl my age to go on vacation alone with my girlfriends. So, I agreed to let my brother could come along and he finally
fandom-inc: fandom-inc: fandom-inc: iM LAUGHING SO HARD THERE WERE TAMPONS IN MY FREEZER???????? I JUST ASKED MY BROTHER AND HE SAID THAT HE FOUND THE “POPSICLES” IN MOMMY’S BAG AND JUST DIDNT WANT THEM TO MELT IM LAUGHING so he kept bothering
br0lan: my coworker just told me about a kid he knew in second grade that was really allergic to peanuts but one day during lunch he said that he couldn’t take it anymore and wanted to know what reeses taste like so he pulled out his epipen, ate the
amadaun23: Stone: I saw Mike at a party when he was really drunk playing blues guitar and he was totally amazing. I had known Mike for a long time, since I was in 7th Grade, and he went through a transformation; found his own voice. Mike: He said, “do
lukehemmingssmut: this really cute customer came in today and i asked him how he was paying and he said ‘hasta la visa baby’ and then he blushed and cleared his throat and was like ‘um.. visa please’ and i kinda wanna marry him
antdrinker: Crop, 1996 by Roxy Paine I just heard this artist speak and he said, among other things, he liked the idea of the potential of these opium poppies to alter the mind or lead to addiction. He crafted each of them by hand.
skynyrd007: The day Johnny died, he still knew exactly what was going on. Eddie was staying at the house and he said to me that morning, “I don’t want you and Eddie to go to lunch. I want you to be here.” He spoke to [friend] Lisa Marie Presley
wanktissue: remember that time i worked in a shoe store and i asked a guy if he needed a hand and he held up one of his arms and he didn’t have a hand and he said “clearly” and laughed really hard and i didn’t know what to do
purrprinthom: sketchinetch: cremebuns: emeralddragoness: cremebuns: A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: when people ask “why does the rickroll still exist it’s so old” i just think he said he was never gonna give you up he meant it
official-2014:In class our teacher held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all like “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all like “that’s not right” and he turned it around and the back cover was red
mynightwing: When I walked in on my brother jacking off, I stripped my clothes off and asked if he was thinking about my pussy. When he said no as he pulled me on top of him, I knew I was going to get fucked in my ass for the first time.
ultrafacts: From I’ll Be In My Trailer: Richard Donner: “I said, ‘Gene, the mustache – it’s got to go.’ He said, ‘No, the mustache stays.’ I said, ‘Look, we’re getting by with the hair and everything but we’ll never get by with
tylerposeysjawline: no one hates twilight more than robert pattinson the interviewer asked him if he cried at the end of filming and he said “no i cried more towards the beginning”
pricklybangbang: today at work i asked a customer if he wanted french vanilla creamer with his coffee and he said no because he wanted the “heterosexual” creamer instead and it just blows my mind that straight people say shit about how queer people
redshirtt:grade-a-memo:nickiminajsleftnipple: These days, anyone could be gay and you’d have no idea. your cashier might be gay your bartender might be gay the guy sucking your dick might even be gay But he said no homo tho he lied
vanillabratxxx: I stopped by Marcel’s place to pickup some weed. He has some of my favorite Gorilla Glue =) He said “No babygirl I’m keeping all that. You can have some Girls Scout Cookies.” I’m like “Umm no!!!” So i convinced
bedtimeforbadgirls: I asked him why he stayed with his miserable sour faced wife for all those years. He replied that he loved anal and she was the only woman who had ever let him back there. I asked if she had ever done ass to mouth he said “no
mmmcookies22: badwolfin221bbakerst: syncategorem: dopejonker: we have to sacrifice someone so david bowie never dies #i volunteer robin thicke as tribute i think he said no, but im not sure, so lets go with yes he knows he wants it
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