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professional-bird: CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT POPE FRANCIS IS SO FRIKKIN CHILL THAT IF AN ALIEN WALKED IN TO THE VATICAN HE WOULDN’T EVEN FREAK OUT HE’D JUST BE LIKE “SUP DUDE LETS GO GET YA SOME JESUS”
charlesoberonn: I like the idea of Jasper becoming a Crystal Gem because Steven is Pink Diamond but she’s not really redeemed, she just switched sides.Steven could say one day “I hate Kevin so much, I wish he was dead!” and everyone would be like “No,
biblioprincessdalian:ace attorney writers be like apollo has whatever backstory we need him to have for the plot, and if that means he has seven different childhoods then that’s just a sacrifice he’s going to have to make. maybe if you work hard and
erenyeagerbomb: levi is prrobably comfortable enough around hanji that he doesnt feel like he needs to wear a binder when its just them hanging out?? frick. i dont know. i should be in bed by now
Fandom should respect my fic needs. Like writing something focused on Armin and Mikasa’s friendship and like. idk. Armin being vaguely jealous that he just isn’t as jacked as she is and she’s like u gotta stop bc you’re perfect
ngoziu: gimli is grumpy because he just underwent like FIVE HOURS of elven ablutions. like thranduil’s special conditioner or some shit. and Legolas is like your hair braid will be glorious because it will be mine own hair braid. so shut the fuck up.
moriarghty: WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS ON TUMBLR - I FEEL LIKE THIS ISSUE NEEDS TO BE ADDRESSED. I FEEL LIKE I HAVE BEEN DENIED A GREAT HONOR. why bother with all this when he can just be like “Accio fish”
My brother texted me to let me know he’s started watching SU, in part due to how enthusiastic I am about the show. He’s recording it off TV so the episodes aren’t in the proper order but he’s liked the ones he’s seen so far
pronzox: A CN inbetween glimpse….I don’t know what episode this is from but is has to be Steven Bomb 2.0….too adorable for my heart to take…
For no reason other than my own interest, I have decided on Risk of Rain character classes for the Crystal Gems.Garnet would be the Loader, Amethyst would be Acrid, and Pearl would be the Mercenary.Steven, I don’t think he’d be one but if I had to
odekirk: he is literally so fucking funny
jimmered: boys are so sensitive……if a guy told me he likes tall girls I wouldn’t get butthurt I would just be like ok I don’t care but when ur like man I love tall boys all these hobbits come out of nowhere to make sure u know how upset they
crimsonandcarbon: “There’s been too little mischief lately anyway. Makes peacetime really boring.” Jean rolled over slightly in the sun beam he was enjoying, almost wishing he did look like the leopard he was merged with. He knew he looked ridiculous
chewytran: so i made this comic about how roy would react to spiders and i actually can’t decide if he would be absolutely terrified of them or if he would just, be like this
mentalalchemy: gracehelbig: buzzfeed: This is Foo-Chan, the Japanese equivalent of Grumpy Cat. But instead of being grumpy, he just looks like he’s disappointed all of the time. OH NO I’ve reblogged this 20 times but I feel like Foo-Chan will
exclusivelyodd: erectionsandtea: hiddlestoned-sherloki: torrilla: Tom Hiddleston on The Great Wall on October 12, 2013 in Beijing, China [11x HQ] And he just looks so fucking happy to be there. No, not even to be there, just being, like existing
sleepygeek: maratini: sleepygeek: thingsharperdoestoseemhuman: Barely tolerating Bonhomme. To be fair to Mr. Harper, he looks like he just pissed himself in fear. Try to look into Bonhomme’s eyes and not piss yourself in fear. I dare you.
anunconsciousreality: minfotibaken: youre-a-fucking-disgrace: Why does he look like he’s being fucked Because it’s from an E.T. porno. And please don’t ask how I know that. I’ve just seen things. Usually the alien does the probing
I got a text like 9 hours ago from nick saying he’s coming home and fucked up his knee and he’s still not home, not answering his phone, and he could be in fucking new mexico for all i know
ladragonaria: professional-bird: CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT POPE FRANCIS IS SO FRIKKIN CHILL THAT IF AN ALIEN WALKED IN TO THE VATICAN HE WOULDN’T EVEN FREAK OUT HE’D JUST BE LIKE “SUP DUDE LETS GO GET YA SOME JESUS” Is the Space
I was just thinking, when Darren wins his first GG or something along those lines...he's probably going to be flailing all over and swearing like a sailor and it will be beautiful.
iwearadeathfrisbeenow: gracehelbig: buzzfeed: This is Foo-Chan, the Japanese equivalent of Grumpy Cat. But instead of being grumpy, he just looks like he’s disappointed all of the time. OH NO “I’m not grumpy, I’m just disappointed.”
songofages: This was ad-libbed by the voice actor, Craig Ferguson and they chose to keep it in because they loved it. Kids won’t get it but adults will be thinking “did he just imply what I think he implied?” And later the director confirmed it.
wayblackwhen: “I love women, I’m not gonna lie. I love women with a passion. I feel like sometimes I wanna call Prince and just be like “Can we hang?” Cause I love women just like how he love women.“ - 2Pac on his love for women.
sherlockisgay: cumbercorn: #just imagine if martin played a doctor who companion #who was kidnapped by the doctor #and he would just be like LETS GO ON ANOTHER ADVENTURE #and martin was just like #leave me the fuck alone i just want to go home (x)
nerdishh: neraiutsuze: #i have headcanon that if dean ever met jensen he would just LAUGH at him #and at his life #until he saw danneel #and then his mouth would fall open and he’d be like ‘never mind dude. #you done good’ #i feel like
cumbercorn: #just imagine if martin played a doctor who companion #who was kidnapped by the doctor #and he would just be like LETS GO ON ANOTHER ADVENTURE #and martin was just like #leave me the fuck alone i just want to go home
I could literally get a message like ‘I want to fuk your face in you bitch’ and I would reply ‘fuck*’ and people would be like HOW DARE YOU, MAYBE HE DIDNT LEARN HOW TO SPELL AS A BABY. YOU ARE SO HEARTLESS AND OFFENSIVE. like can you please
I need to hire some guy to follow me around and when I get the feels, just be like “yo” and he’ll come over and pick me up. Then after like a couple seconds or a minute or so, I’ll be like “cool thanks” and then carry
earthalitt scottmotherfuckinmccall like I was borderline about to call up this dude that treated me awful just to see if he’d be down
I just had a Washington D.C. redskins player take one of my classes lol.
So I work really hard at commissions to earn money so I can get things I need or want and not have to worry about my dad getting on my case and being like “you can’t get this or that cause i can’t /won’t pay for it”, i’ve also taken on the
tuxedo-bomber: (cross-posting from twitter!) you know how everyone is huddling around reiner’s neck in snk 48? I feel like in a modern AU, he’d be that one guy who drives everyone around in his car and thus, shingeki no road trip AU was born
bonelord10000:evildilf2:People forget how much saul liked suggesting murder as a solution in breaking bad. He’d be like… well guys… what if u just killed the guy? ^_^ and everyone would be like SAUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I never wanna watch any of this shit
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